Vogon Constructor Fleet auto-message.

[Alduin Silas]

Wait, a minute... GUYS! I'VE FIGURED IT OUT! THE ULTIMATE QUESTION OF LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND-

I LOVE how you were poster number 42.

 

[Blunderboy]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

 

[Daveman]

This is weirdly appropriate for me as I'm only wearing a towel and a dressing gown.

 

[FalloutJack]

It's not Thursday, April 24th.

Also, I have a towel and a bathrobe. Bring it.

 

[robot slipper]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

Hmm that gives me a craving for a Pan-Galactic Garble-Blaster...

*Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster.

Get it together, guys!

Nooooo it was a typo, I swear! I don't want to lose my street cred!

 

[The Funslinger]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

Hmm that gives me a craving for a Pan-Galactic Garble-Blaster...

*Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster.

Get it together, guys!

Nooooo it was a typo, I swear! I don't want to lose my street cred!

Sorry, bro.

Zaphod would be ashamed.

 

[UBERfionn]

Wait, a minute... GUYS! I'VE FIGURED IT OUT! THE ULTIMATE QUESTION OF LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND-

I LOVE how you were poster number 42.

I do believe that make this my post of the day!
Congrats!

 

[robot slipper]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

Hmm that gives me a craving for a Pan-Galactic Garble-Blaster...

*Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster.

Get it together, guys!

Nooooo it was a typo, I swear! I don't want to lose my street cred!

Sorry, bro.

Zaphod would be ashamed.

Damn! I'm so un-hip it's a wonder my bum doesn't fall off.

(And by the way, it's sis rather than bro, although that sounds way less gangsta)

 

[wolf thing]

shouldn't we do something? like lie done with paper bags over are heads?

 

[CrazyJew]

God damn it, people, I still haven't read this book. Someone kick my ass into gear.

 

[The Funslinger]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

Hmm that gives me a craving for a Pan-Galactic Garble-Blaster...

*Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster.

Get it together, guys!

Nooooo it was a typo, I swear! I don't want to lose my street cred!

Sorry, bro.

Zaphod would be ashamed.

Damn! I'm so un-hip it's a wonder my bum doesn't fall off.

(And by the way, it's sis rather than bro, although that sounds way less gangsta)

Women can be bros too, in the Brovengers