Volition Asks Saints Row Fans to Prove Fart-In-A-Jar Desire

[pandasaw]

Saints Row 3 has been confirmed to have sky diving gun fights, outfits ranging from pirate costumes, space suits, and 8 variations of Furries, a gigantic purple dildo you can use to bludgeon dudes, specific nut shot animations for all weapons, a gun toting and sword wielding actor who believes he is a vampire hunter who will assist you in combat, and one of the gangs you have to over throw are a gang of psychotic luchadors.

With that in mind, how is a fart in a jar anymore bat shit crazy?

Yes, it ultimately sounds useless, but that's the point isn't it? You can find tons of games out there that have you playing as some generic dude throwing generic grenades at some generic badies. But how many games have you played that have you playing as a dude wearing a gorilla suit chucking jars of farts at luchadors?

Fun doesn't need a point.

I'm with this guy. The Saints games are already hilarious and stupid. Team Fart Jar FTW!

 

[soren7550]

After reading how they have a dildo bat, a far-in-a-jar sounds rather tame.

Bat as in baseball or as in the small flying mammal? Because the latter would be awesome.

Baseball. (allegedly, you can break old ladies' legs and knock 'em halfway down the block with it if I remember right.

It also flops about when you swing it about. Will post what the article says exactly tomorrow hopefully)

 

[The Random One]

how one actually gets a fart into a jar is beyond me.

Very, very quickly.

Eh, I hope no one speaks up. I agreed it was silly (well, not silly in a SR way, I mean) and I stand by it. At least if it shows up I'll know who to blame.

How do I vote against it? Should I use the hash tag #rajtraf? Or #freethefarts?

 

[HaraDaya]

I think Postal 2 had a rotten cow head you could throw, it had the same effect as the fart-in-a-jar.
I'm not really one for the idea.

 

[Schmittler]

I would rather have competitive multiplayer. The campaign was great in SR2, but the MP in SR1, particularly Blinged Out Ride, was phenomenal, and why I bought the 2nd game.


Blinged Out Ride. Please for the love of all that is holy bring it back.

Sorry to break it to you, but PvP multiplayer has been scrapped from development. Co-op will still be there, but... yeah.

Haha. While re-reading this I realized I didn't make it that obvious that I knew that already. I was trying to say, rather than bringing back "fart in a jar", a scrapped concept, they could bring back another scrapped concept that I care far more for, PVP.

Thanks for trying to break it to me nicely, but unfortunately my heart has already been broken. Unless they plan on adding PVP I doubt I will buy this game. Campaign on its own just doesn't last.