Vote for Me!

[Shadyside]

The election is coming up, so lets make false promises and appeal to emotions to trick the public into voting for you.

Vote for me and I will make the escapist great again.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me and I will ban one person you have in your enemy list.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me because I am holding a gun to your face.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me because I am Marik's ammo supplier and he's holding a gun to your face.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me, because I can't get drunk with power as I'm already drunk!

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me if you want facts over politics.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me because I choose truth over facts.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me if you want to be forever twirling, twirling, TWIRLING, towards freedom!

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me or I will give you the chinese virus.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me to end gamer oppression.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me or 2020 will continue for eternity.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me because I am better than Joe and Donald.

 

[Martintox]

Vote for me and I'll post my reviews somewhere else.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me to increase Martin's debt slavery.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me so I can give the chinese virus to the american government

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me and I will destroy ISIS

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and so I can be the will of the people.

 

[Neuromancer]

Vote for me and I will destroy Osiris too, while I'm at it.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Vote for me and I will destroy IHOP.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will cancel cancel culture.