Vote for Me!

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will make everyone say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will usher in Brown nationalism.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me and I'll make Christmas year-round!

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will usher in true free speech where you can truly say anything without consequences everywhere.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me and I'll make insulting Shadyside a National Holiday.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will let people vandalize homes and graves of politicians who don't do their jobs.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me and I'll pay graffiti artists to spray paint my motto all over town.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and the people will take back their senate and government.

 

[blockhead77]

Vote for me and America will be flooded instead of on fire