Yes, I am proud to announce that Puppet Cthulhu has announced its candidacy for the post of Member of Parliament. If it gets your vote, it promises to:
1. End the issue of softwood lumber by destroying all the forests and reducing the whole of North America to a radioactive wasteland.
2. End the war in Iraq by bringing forth the Great Old Ones who will drink its oil and consume its people, also reducing it to a radioactive wasteland.
3. Step on its constituents itself when the Great Old Ones return, rather than letting them or a lackey do it when the world is reduced to a radioactive wasteland.
4. Ensure that heating bills are brought down to a minimum by reducing the entire city to a radioactive wasteland (radioactivity is warm, you know).
5. End corruption in Ottawa by sacrificing all of the politicians and reducing parliament to a radioactive wasteland.
6. Create a fund for the preservation of radioactive wastelands.
When the time comes, vote Puppet Cthuhlu! In his own words:
"MhrmmhrmmHRMM!"
This message brought to you by the Committee Leading to Elect Puppet Cthulhu to Office (CLEPCO). Why settle for a LESSER evil?
1. End the issue of softwood lumber by destroying all the forests and reducing the whole of North America to a radioactive wasteland.
2. End the war in Iraq by bringing forth the Great Old Ones who will drink its oil and consume its people, also reducing it to a radioactive wasteland.
3. Step on its constituents itself when the Great Old Ones return, rather than letting them or a lackey do it when the world is reduced to a radioactive wasteland.
4. Ensure that heating bills are brought down to a minimum by reducing the entire city to a radioactive wasteland (radioactivity is warm, you know).
5. End corruption in Ottawa by sacrificing all of the politicians and reducing parliament to a radioactive wasteland.
6. Create a fund for the preservation of radioactive wastelands.
When the time comes, vote Puppet Cthuhlu! In his own words:
"MhrmmhrmmHRMM!"
This message brought to you by the Committee Leading to Elect Puppet Cthulhu to Office (CLEPCO). Why settle for a LESSER evil?