"Wait... You Believe That?"

[Scarecrow]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh my god....That is so funny and so sad at the same time.

 

[WayOutThere]

The majority of my mates love things like gaming, anime and movies.

Imagine my surprise when I bring up D&D to a chorus of "Oh that's only for nerds!".

I'm really into anime and gaming so I suppose this anecdote is comparable.

I was out with my dad once when he suggested that we go into a comic book store he had noticed nearby. I respectfully said I wasn't interested but what I was really thinking was "There's no way I'd be caught dead in that place!"

 

[blankedboy]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Holy shit... this is worse than scientology. They believe in humanoid reptiles that made ancient egyptian Free Mason spacecraft?

Someone's paranoid.

 

[Liedna]

I was getting a ride to a party with a friend and her dad. Her younger brother is kinda confused. He's really flamboyant, acts more like a girl than she does (which is quite hard) but he also had a girlfriend to some degree. I'm sitting in the back of the as her dad is saying things like
"I don't care if his girls only got one eye and has a hump back, as long as it's a girl"

At first I laughed, thinking it must be a joke. She cautiously asked a few follow-up questions, soundin kinda worried, but he continues dead serious. I saw the look on her face as she realised that her father was a majour homophobe. It was the most awkward car ride I've sat in!

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

I had a couple friends awhile back, we all knew eachother pretty well.
They seemed like an intelligent bunch.
Until one day they asked me "So dude, whats it like being related to Helen Keller?"
I was like "...wait, what?"
Apparently, their logic for thinking I was related to Helen Keller was "Well, you're blind in one eye, and your last name rhymes with her last name."
At first I thought they were kidding, but they weren't. They were completely serious.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

It's to the point now where I always laugh when people tell me they believe the world will end in 2012.

It's getting bad, because I think they're joking, and then they ask me why I'm laughing.

 

[OdjinYorae]

^^ My thoughts exactly.

 

[Delock]

I seem to have that effect on people when they think I'm some sort of sick minded evil bastard, then I show them my favorite playlist on my iPod which consists mainly of harps and pianos and whatever instruments Celes' theme from FF6 was supposed to use.

You could just be refined evil, a la Hannibal Lector. Villainy with class!

I, on the otherhand, have an iPod full of all sorts of Metal music which no one seems to believe I would like.

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

I almost busted a rib from laughing as I read that. Then I serious'd when I realized that our defiance of natural selection allowed for the breeding of people that belive in that.

 

[blankedboy]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

After reading that and making my last post, I sent them an email:

Spoiler

Nibiru
Iceberg
Conspiracy
Earth

Transfinity
Redemption
You

Belief
Ultimatum
Truth

Yagrum
Orbit
Utopia
Race
Emerald

World
Reptilians
Opal
Negate
Garrison


Night Mother is watching you.

The last bit was just for lulz.

 

[icame]

A girl i talked to was basically the class *****. You know the one who if you weren't in her initial group of friends within the first 1 and a half minutes of the first day you are instantly ignored.
She never talked about anything but the generic girly crap...and then i brought up the new iron man movie and she geeked out telling me about the comics.

Wasn't expecting that.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

The majority of my mates love things like gaming, anime and movies.

Imagine my surprise when I bring up D&D to a chorus of "Oh that's only for nerds!".

I hate that, if only they'd give it a go.

 

[PureIrony]

Every time I find out someones a Republican.

I live in California. We were supposed to have rooted them out decades ago.

 

[Lullabye]

Well, when my theist friends thank god, I sometimes mock them when they say "thank the lord" and I respond with "may his noodley appendage touch us all." Apparently I did this so much they thought I sincerely believed in teh FSM. I didn't bother correcting them, it was too funny.....

 

[Worgen]

I used to think my uncle was ok till I found out hes a major racist and proud of it, literally hates blacks and mexicans for the skin color, very weird

 

[Gaderael]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

 

[Gaderael]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

I had a friend, well more of an associate, who was a pretty cool guy. He was funny, good bass player, very artistic and a nice guy. Then I found out he smoked pot. I could't believe it. It's always the last one you suspect.

Bold Emphasis mine. After describing him, how could you NOT think he smoked a little dope now and then?

 

[TheSentinel]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

Yeah, because no one ever writes things like this intentionally because it is funny, despite not believing it themselves.

That isn't sarcasm. I'm super serious.

 

[[guys_its_ok]]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

Oh WOW, I can't believe I never saw that before! That's really sad. But also really funny

-snip-

hahahaha, nice, I'm gonna go send them one too. It's just gonna be "Seriously?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?"

 

[[guys_its_ok]]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

Yeah, because no one ever writes things like this intentionally because it is funny, despite not believing it themselves.

That isn't sarcasm. I'm super serious.

Of course it's trolling lol, it's still really funny!

 

[Gaderael]

]Truthism!

Apparently, she actually believes all of this, for real.

Oh that site is truly priceless!

A little Excerpt:

Spoiler: On Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "*****," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

Whoever wrote this seems awfully mad that he just cannot get laid. I guess writing those kinds of things on that site naturally lead to a self-imposed celebate life.

Yeah, because no one ever writes things like this intentionally because it is funny, despite not believing it themselves.

That isn't sarcasm. I'm super serious.

Well, if he did it for the lulz, then Anonymous can learn a thing or two from him, as that site is one epic troll!