Waiting for an opportunity.

[clockout]

Waiting for it sucks, but when it happens you're just filled with happiness. I'm talking about the rare moment(or not) where you finally get to use the "phrase" or "joke" that you've held in resevre for soo long. Maybe it's not original or maybe it's simple, but it makes you smile.

For me it's:

Person says: "surely you can't be serious?"

My response:" I am serious, and don't call me shirley"


Whats in your pants of classy one liners and jokes that you're just dying to whip out at the given opportunity? These have to be real life moments, just because it's alot harder to execute.

 

[nunqual]

Person: Hey Dave, your fly is unzipped.
Me: Huh? *looks down*
Person: Dave's staring at his crotch!
My 'awesome' response: So are you!

Yeah, that's terrible, but I've been thinking about that comeback since 5TH GRADE.

 

[Skorpyo]

I was hit on by a cougar at a gas station once.

(yeah, classy)

She said, outright, "What are you doing later?"

I said "Not you".

Not the most impressive thing in the world, but it was pretty awesome.

 

[SimuLord]

I was hit on by a cougar at a gas station once.

(yeah, classy)

She said, outright, "What are you doing later?"

I said "Not you".

Not the most impressive thing in the world, but it was pretty awesome.