"I'm going to build a wall separating the United States with a Country very reminiscent of the Berlin Wall which we all at one point hated and maligned"
Umm. No. Don't do that. We all don't want it.
"Some do. And that's enough to change the landscape forever. Don't worry. The Brown people we all use to keep our way of life going (even me) will be affected not you."
... Yeah, I'm actually ok with those 'Brown People'.
"So, I got a really slim margin of our shared community to vote me as leader. I'm going to build that wall I was talking about. And I'm going to divert those funds from other places like the military. You remember the military? The group I say I care about a lot? Yeah, the Bulk of it will come from Military construction and School Education for our Troop's Children [https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/04/pentagon-pulls-funds-for-military-schools-to-pay-for-trumps-border-wall.html]."
Are you kidding me? Super don't do that. These people are putting their lives on the line to make sure we are free. Their children above all deserve any benefit we can give them.
"I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you over the sound of me ignoring you and doing what I want! I'm also kicking out those brown people I was talking about. Some of those served in that Military thing, but I'm tasking the group who've ignored our promises to weigh their service in keeping them with us [https://www.military.com/daily-news/2019/06/09/ice-deporting-veterans-without-checking-their-service-status-watchdog-says.html]... because of Funsies!"
What The Hell, man?! Dude, are you listening to us [https://news.gallup.com/poll/246455/solid-majority-opposes-new-construction-border-wall.aspx]? 60% of this community really don't want the wall. And also, 81% of us would love to see those people have a fast track to becoming an official part of our community!
"40% are for this wall? Ok, I'm going to pretend 40% means all of our community. Because 40 is bigger than 30, right? Ok. Let's go. Build the wall!"
You did it. You actually did it. We've been saying over and over that we don't want this. You kicked out neighbors that we've fought hard to keep in our community. What the hell is wrong with you?
"Look, I don't get you. I said I was going to build a wall, and I built a wall. There's really no pleasing you guys."