WAOA Arena

[Demonjazz]

"Your here aren't you. That must mean there's somepony out there that will listen to it"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"...some-pony?" Kenna said, eyebrow raised.

 

[Demonjazz]

"Oh yeah. I used to be a magical unicorn pony DJ until I magically got turned into a human when I got here"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"...ok, now I know you're shitting me." Kenna said, looking away.

 

[Demonjazz]

"No really, and we have cities named Los Pegasus, Baltimare, Manehatten and Canterlot, which are all in Equestria"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

Kenna burst out laughing at this. "Really? Freaking really?!"

 

[Demonjazz]

"Yes! And we have marks on our ass that advertise what skills we have. Mine For some reason got transported to my dress though"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

Kenna laughed some more. "You have marks on your asses that say what job you have?! That's insane! How did that even-" She continued laughing for a bit, then quickly stopped and looked at her bottle. "I think this is stronger than it says..."

 

[Demonjazz]

"When we realize our talent we magically get them... Somehow... I'm not a pony scientist or something! I don't know why!"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"Yeah, I'm gonna stop you there before I can't breath." Kenna said.

 

[Demonjazz]

"It's all true though. I mean how are magical ponies any more unbelievable than apes turning into humans or invisible little waves of electricity sending information"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"...ah, I guess." Kenna said, leaning back.

 

[Demonjazz]

"... By the way magic is way easier than doing stuff with hands"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"Well I can't do magic."

 

[Demonjazz]

"I know! How do you humans live without any magic, and you walk on two legs, and there are these breasts always getting in the way of things, and you have to wear clothes!"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"We use our hands, we can walk since we're like three years old and I'm not even gonna touch those last two."

 

[Demonjazz]

"I mean seriously, you have to spend money on clothes, take time out of the day to change clothes, take off clothes to go to the bathroom! Next your going to ask me to put on make up and wear jewelry!"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"Hey! I don't like make-up either, but jewellery's ok."

 

[Demonjazz]

"Why do people even wear these clothes?"

 

[Gearhead mk2]

"They keep us warm, they give us a way to look good, and you'd be... you know... naked without them."