War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[PsychicTaco115]

The Brotherhood of Pony. A neutral quasi-religious missionary group doing its best to keep peace on the internet.

Better than what I could have thought for the bronies

 

[chadachada123]

Can't I join the Chaotic Neutral army that is for 4chan users? The REAL Meme Alliance leader? At the very least, 4chan would have to ally with Reddit against those Pseudo-meme assholes from 9gag.

Consider me a soldier that deals in espionage and demolitions, fighting for whichever side promises to produce the most lulz. Depending on how strong the Brotherhood of Pony is, though, I may just switch to a side striving for love and tolerance. Maybe.

 

[Tsaba]

I dunno there aren't any cool

Spoiler: Recruiting Posters

 

[WanderingFool]

I AM NATION ONTO MYSELF!!!

i.e. To lazy to choose a side...

 

[FalloutJack]

Oh, that's an easy one: Which one of you schlubs will pay more?

 

[Spartan448]

In terms of factions, I'd prefer to be a Mercenary. Reasons for which you will find out when I give my reasoning for my role.

In terms of role, I think my good 'ole Drake - class Battlecruiser is more suited to line combat than anything else.

EVE for the win!

 

[guidance]

Sorry escapist but I see myself joining the loadingreadyrun resistance movement. We will sit there defending the site and it's members. When other factions get to close we distract them with laughter, then we strike. We are small but oh are we clever. When it's all over we will emerge with a witty video making fun of the war.

 

[kommando367]

I'd be allied with 4chan. Just sit back and make fun of everyone.

Captcha: Fool's Paradise. Even Lord Inglip agrees with me.

 

[Alssadar]

Though I'm an honourable and trustworthy person, I'm not one for declaring my allegiance until the time is right. I'm leaning towards working with the Escapists, though time will tell.
Until then, I'll be a merchant, dealing with any supplies for refugees and such. I'll conjure guns and foodstuffs for
Mainly toilet paper. There was a thread about that a while ago.

 

[Overusedname]

Brother, why must we fight eachother?

Seriously I fit into all of these categories besides the memeheads.

 

[Souleks]

Nah screw you guys,


We shall defeat the

Spoiler: flamers

we shall say "fuck you"

Spoiler: to the douchey IGN guy.

we shall restore the internet to what is it really about

Spoiler: little girls and lazers

That is right ready your guns

Spoiler: We have our geniuses hard at work in the labs

Spoiler: our maid special forces team is trained

Spoiler: And our adorable 495 year old crazy vampire girl secret weapon is ready

And soon once we sweep across the land leaving nothing but destruction we shall no longer be the minority we will be

Spoiler: everything!

 

[Shock and Awe]

Gamings Roar! I will bring the fury of Screwattack and our awesome backwards hats on the nonbelievers!!!

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Being a diehard Pokémon fanboy and general enthusiast of all things Japanese, I go with the JRPG group. As a media correspondent, obviously. My scrawny arms and gourd-like torso render me unfit for combat. In addition, I require constant streams of praise, a comfy chair, and a steady supply of salt and vinegar chips and Dr Pepper.

[sub][sub]... Please?[/sub][/sub]

 

[frizzlebyte]

Does the destruction of one group mean that their associated object of affection is destroyed, too? Memes might be okay, but the others are awesome. I'd hate to see them be destroyed. I love Ghost in the Shell.

Anyway, I enter the war as a Technology Specialist for the Minority Obsessors. I love me some LOST, Star Trek, and Star Wars above all else.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'm a lone gunman dedicated to the destruction of all the other factions.

 

[Mariakko]

I'm not sure, Either Tears of Aerith or Gaming's Roar. Definitely Gaming's Roar if the other guys force you to choose a waifu. Or turn off my internet and play single player games. Would that make me a city state?

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

I'd join IGN just so I could become a turncoat. Bring down alot of their shit, then run off to Tear of Aerith or the Escapist

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Now that I'm effectively part of every faction on the Internet I think I win.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

The guy that fixes the Humvees in Germany.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Now that I'm effectively part of every faction on the Internet I think I win.

Another group has risen!

The Media Union! >

No way I would join a group named "Tears of Aerith", even though that would be closer to my interest. Should be renamed "Band of the Hawk"

What anime/JRPG is that from?

A large amount of fans would recognize Final Fantasy VII, so...