WASP!

[snowman6251]

Do it like a man! Spray some hair spray on them, then light on fire.

You'll have to forgive me for not using an improvised flamethrower in my own bedroom.

 

[dragonslayer32]

I have a dart gun to deal with flys/wasps. It is suprisingly powerful and kills them in one shot.

 

[Rensenhito]

I usually run, due to a deeply ingrained fear of bees, wasps and the like. I was stung multiple times as a young'un, so now I hate dealing with anything that buzzes and stings.
Although I was once forced into a confrontation with a hornet as big as my hand. It came inside and walked all over these big windows in my living room. My girlfriend and I killed it with a shop-vac. It was epic.

 

[The Cheezy One]

white anglo-saxon protestant? oh right i see
i beat one to death with a packet of crisps while camping last week. everyone stared at me. i then looked up and said "who wants some crisps?"
honestly, i actually said that on the spot. im so disappointed that im probably the only person who remembers

I got married, that's how.

Ok, that's a mild exaggeration, but, I can usually count on my husband to deal with anything like that.

bit of a long term solution there

 

[szaleniec1000]

Blast it with Raid if I've got some handy. If not, just a solid smack with a book.

 

[Hazzaslagga]

it's pretty much the best part of my job at work. chasing wasps with a swatter is great fun compared to till work(fly's aren't as intresting). one of my best k.o's was as i was flattening a box, a wasp flew by. BIG mistake, I wacked it on the head with the box. it stood no chance. i'm now at about 15-20 dead wasps this summer.
failing that i'm prone to using chainsaws.....

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I run like hell and don't look back.
I have had a fear of anything that resembles wasps (Bees, Hornets anything that has yellow and black stripes) since I had a nightmare as a child, still makes me scared...

 

[sailor_960]

Well, we White, Anglo-Saxon Protestants are a hardy race, we don't die easily.

 

[Buizel91]

...Inator, TERRORIZE!!!!!

sorry had to XD

Hitting a flying wasp with newspaper is always fun =P

 

[rossable]

i pick them up by their wings with very slow movements. once i have them i take them outside. if it's a hive... then that's someone else's problem.

 

[KjellKanon]

I usually hit them on the head with a 1,5l soda bottle.
Flawless victory.
If it needed multiple hits with a shoe, you really need to work on your physical strength!

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Pokemon Master teaches:

Bug is weak against rock, fire, flying and poison.

Act accordingly.

 

[lee1287]

moths are way more scary.

 

[snowman6251]

I usually hit them on the head with a 1,5l soda bottle.
Flawless victory.
If it needed multiple hits with a shoe, you really need to work on your physical strength!

I hit him while he was on my computer chair so I'm guessing some of the squishiness gave in and permitted him to survive the first blow. Also any random twitching may have been mistaken by me as "IT LIVES!"

 

[firedfns13]

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I swear at them and they leave me alone. Because I will fuck them up. I fuck them up. They die.

Lifeguard tubes are awesome at stunning them and crippling their flight. Then you slowly walk over and smash them with your shoe/sandal, making sure you smear him into the concrete.

The colony learns quickly to avoid you.

 

[Snipermanic]

electric fly swatter, even if you don't get a proper contact it'll burn a wing off. And watching them spiral whilst on fire is always satisfying for the anguish they cause

 

[jultub]

As long as you don't touch them, they won't sting you, so I wave my hand near it to make it fly away from me. Inside my own house I usually use this method to make it fly out the window so I won't have to sleep with it buzzing around.

That said, when they persist on flying really near my head I usually scream like a little girl and make a tactical retreat. So far this has only happened outdoors, so once I lose it it is no longer my problem.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Only time i kill bugs is when their in my house and if they are. I have a hand held vacuum, suck any bug in my house that i see. I then spay anything i can find inside of in for a fe seconds then throw the tiny bag away.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Bang! And the Wasp is gone. I usually kill things like if they do not leave me alone. However, if they leave the room I have no problems with them only if they irk me.

 

[cke]

Makeshift flame-throwers ftw!