Waste a Wish

[lord.jeff]

That donald Trump can't use the letter t in any way.
To have any car I drive to have a full tank.
Know if online data is lying or misleading.

 

[sanquin]

That I would never fall because of a slippy road with my motorcycle. Having to be careful when turning corners in the winter takes part of the joy of riding away. A close contender would be that I would never be bothered by cold wind while riding.

 

[regalphantom]

My wish would be the ability to find a much more powerful genie who would be willing to grant me wishes.

Alternatively, I would wish for the genie to think I was kinda a cool guy and to hang around a lot, meaning that I have an on-demand minor wish maker.

 

[TheMightyMeekling]

I'd wish for more comfortable headphones.
Geez these headphones hurt. It's like the time my brother accidentally jumped on my nose.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Well, I could always wish for a pair of Bulma's panties...then again that same wish once saved the world so maybe it's too important and wouldn't be considered a waste. My wish would really be something like the ability to wake up feeling fully rested and without the need to sleep again, no matter how micro my nap may have been. Again, I'm thinking that would be too good of a wish to be considered a waste...

 

[syaoran728]

I want excellent sword skills that I can only use for cooking in private.

 

[Denamic]

I wish my bread would stop getting moldy.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Self-cleaning apartment. I hate cleaning.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Nanites.

I always wish for Nanites.

Or, if the genie was too weak to deliver on Nanite technology, then I'd like to (at will) have mental holographic pop-ups appear over people's heads indicating their current sexual orientation, relationship status, threat level (ie, nice person to axe murderer), the presence of STDs, and how attractive they find me on a scale of 1 to 10. And possibly one or two other items (like interest levels in casual sex or polyamory) The "at will" bit meaning that I could turn the power on and off rather than having it all the time.

So yeah, basically the cheat codes to figuring out who would be up for casual sex/poly relationships.

Edit: Oh! Or, if that was too complex, then the ability to talk to cats. I really wish I could explain to my cat that she gets fed as specific times of day, not simply by my strange human whim.

 

[FPLOON]

A water bottle that never runs out of that cool water that I enjoy... Talk about wasting a wish... It's more like I'm wasting water when you think about it...

Other than that, the power to turn the clock back a random amount of time between a minute to an hour... The catch is that the amount of time that goes back is only half the amount of time I have to wait to try that power again...

 

[Fijiman]

Right now it would go to "for my new laptop to always work like it's supposed to." I would really like for it to stop being a piece of shit that refuses to connect to our internet and I would also like for it to continue working correctly for as long as I use it. I don't know what my backup wish would be.

 

[Mr.Mage]

I'd wish for the best memory, never lose anything again and so much less work revising.

 

[JagermanXcell]

The ability to put myself on autopilot with all the efficiency i'd have with usual human focus, with the addition of altering my perception of time. Making it so that my 9to5 job, in my distorted reality, was just a 5min day dream... and then I go home feeling like a dandy guy.

That or i'd wish for a plastic gallon with infinite spawning Arnold Palmer.... mmmmmmm.

 

[waj9876]

I wish that I stop aging from the moment this wish is granted. It's nothing like full immortality, I can still be killed. And it's not more complex than a bunch that others have already said.

I don't know, I guess I'd be turned into a vampire or something.

 

[Someone Depressing]

I wish I saw everything in that pose that female characters in comics are constantly forced into that's apparently "sexy" even though it is physically impossible and incredibly painful to attempt because basic anatomy is haaard.

The world will become my Liefeldian exhibition.

 

[moggett88]

I wish I felt an inch taller. Not wishing to actually be an inch taller, just want to feel that way inside.

 

[VoidOfOne]

That my farts never smell or make any noise.

And for no one to use the words "we" or "us" when talking about a sports team they root for.

And for there to be a decent rock station in the Peninsula... For frick's sake, Judas Priest has more than one song to their name...

 

[rednose1]

I'd wish for everyone at work to forget I work there.
Next up, wish for unlimited vacation days.
Lastly it's a toss up between clothes that never get dirty, or never running out ta snacks in the kitchen (leaning towards unlimited snacks. Hate getting a hankering for chips, only to find out I have to drive to the store to get some. I planned on staying in all day dammit!)


EDIT: scratch my last wish, I'll take a pneumatic tube based society. Picture those tubes at the bank drive through, but EVERYWHERE! No sending people, more like clothes and food. Just swipe your debit card a WOOSH, Wendy's at your house. Needs socks? BAM! Right there. ( fairly major? Yes. Impractical? yes... but don't deny this wouldn't be awesome.)

 

[Teoes]

I'd wish for three extra days leave, so that I could have today, tomorrow and Wednesday off work.

It's boring and miserable as fuck in here today and there's not much to do.