Ubisoft has done "little to discourage" the impression that Watch Dogs is some kinda next-gen ubergame? Hah! Nice one, Jim.
Near as I can tell, this has been the conversation surrounding Watch Dogs so far:
Ubisoft: "Let's make a hackery open-world game!"
Gamers: "Hey, that does sound pretty cool!"
Ubisoft: "And let's pump ALL the money in the world into it, so we're completely screwed if it's not the biggest selling game in the history of time!"
Gamers: "uhhhh? that doesn't sound like a good idea... remember what happened with-"
Ubisoft: "Hey, let's do 50 exclusive pre-order bonuses and the most draconian press embargo of all time!"
Gamers: "You're scaring me. Please stop."
Ubisoft: "LIKE OUR GAME! DEAR GOD PLEASE LIKE OUR GAME!"
Gamers: "Uh? maybe when?"
Ubisoft: "DON'T SAY IT!"
Gamers: "I might check it out after?"
Ubisoft: "DON'T YOU DARE!"
Gamers: "...a-after the reviews or when..."
Ubisoft: "ONE MORE WORD, ************! I'LL DO IT! I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL FUCKING DO IT!"
Gamers: "...when the price comes down?"
Ubisoft: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*millions die*
This is also, with a few small alterations, the conversation surrounding the release of every AAA game ever.
Near as I can tell, this has been the conversation surrounding Watch Dogs so far:
Ubisoft: "Let's make a hackery open-world game!"
Gamers: "Hey, that does sound pretty cool!"
Ubisoft: "And let's pump ALL the money in the world into it, so we're completely screwed if it's not the biggest selling game in the history of time!"
Gamers: "uhhhh? that doesn't sound like a good idea... remember what happened with-"
Ubisoft: "Hey, let's do 50 exclusive pre-order bonuses and the most draconian press embargo of all time!"
Gamers: "You're scaring me. Please stop."
Ubisoft: "LIKE OUR GAME! DEAR GOD PLEASE LIKE OUR GAME!"
Gamers: "Uh? maybe when?"
Ubisoft: "DON'T SAY IT!"
Gamers: "I might check it out after?"
Ubisoft: "DON'T YOU DARE!"
Gamers: "...a-after the reviews or when..."
Ubisoft: "ONE MORE WORD, ************! I'LL DO IT! I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL FUCKING DO IT!"
Gamers: "...when the price comes down?"
Ubisoft: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*millions die*
This is also, with a few small alterations, the conversation surrounding the release of every AAA game ever.