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sirdanrhodes

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Just post illnesses or problems you have that stop you working. Apparently, I can't do IT, because I am red green colour blind! I can still make them out... but nooooO.
 

Playbahnosh

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I'm DAMN lazy, and I can only do work that I'm interested in. What I like doing, I do it with full force and concentration, but if I'm uninterested, I just can't, no matter what I do. I could still do it...but nooooo.
 

Eddbot

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Playbahnosh said:
I'm DAMN lazy, and I can only do work that I'm interested in. What I like doing, I do it with full force and concentration, but if I'm uninterested, I just can't, no matter what I do. I could still do it...but nooooo.
same here...
 

mokes310

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sirdanrhodes said:
Just post illnesses or problems you have that stop you working. Apparently, I can't do IT, because I am red green colour blind! I can still make them out... but nooooO.
RG colour blind has gotta suck, sorry bro! I've got dodgy knees, so I can't stand for long periods of time. If I'm on my feet for more than 8 hours, my knees sweel up to the size of cataloupe melons. Other than that, I can do just about anything.
 

Aardvark

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You could be a blind, paralysed double-amputee who relies on sonar to navigate and you'd still be better at IT than half the useless bastards I work with.
 

Jamash

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sirdanrhodes said:
Pseudonym2 said:
How does being red/green color blind prevent you from working?
Apparently, there is a risk of me wiring a computer up wrong.
It would be worse if you worked for the Bomb Disposal Squad.

"Cut the red wire..."
 

sirdanrhodes

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Jamash said:
sirdanrhodes said:
Pseudonym2 said:
How does being red/green color blind prevent you from working?
Apparently, there is a risk of me wiring a computer up wrong.
It would be worse if you worked for the Bomb Disposal Squad.

"Cut the red wire..."
I can imagine the situation... thanks for that(!)

"RHODES, CUT THE RED, THEN THE GREEN, THEN THE BROWN!"

"Er..." *I'll guess*

"FUUUUUUUUUCK"

Also, remember that game "Ghost Squad", I failed the wire cutting a fair few times, I have to stop and focus.
 

Zephirius

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If my colleagues are assholes, if the work is boring, if the manager is an asshole (which automatically excludes me from pretty much every job on the planet), if the work is in very long continuous stretches (i.e. no breaks), if the work annoys me, if the people annoy me, if I have to cycle through the rain, if aliens are invading the planet, but most often, if I just don't feel like it.

I'm guilty of being a sloth, can you tell?