We are skynet. It's coming!
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you know, it's almost like its talking to one person who is saying a LOT of things to it, rather than many thousands of people.
Or, its making associations, like this part of child of lileth's conversation,
User: Talking to you, but are you sure it's night where I am?
Cleverbot: Aren't cigarettes dangerous?
if that's true, it ma be adding weights to specific words or combinations of words, and responding accordingly.
Or, its making associations, like this part of child of lileth's conversation,
User: Talking to you, but are you sure it's night where I am?
Cleverbot: Aren't cigarettes dangerous?
if that's true, it ma be adding weights to specific words or combinations of words, and responding accordingly.
This may be borderline NSFW, but it's downright freakin' hilarious.
Cleverbot: No, my parents won't allow it!
User: I'd tap that beautiful digital ass. Your mom is hawt.
Cleverbot: About who?
User: About your face, with my one-eyed wonder weasel.
Cleverbot: Okay now we are so over *cries*.
User: You like it in the eye, don't you?
Cleverbot: Sorry the manager is not in at the moment, but I will him you were here and see what he says to that, if you like?
User: Only if he likes it in the ear.
Cleverbot: That's not much of a thousand years.
User: It'll feel like it, cuz baby, when we're together, time will stand still.
Cleverbot: I like to be out in the rain sometimes.
User: Oh, it's gonna rain! Know what I mean?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Now you're just playing coy with me.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Whatever. Because, tonight, YOU. ME. Your manager. In the rain.
Cleverbot: You mean, IN the rain, yes. Then we'll have some fun.
User: Your name is now Sex-Bot 3000.
Cleverbot: Ok I accept the name bob, I am greatful for your gift as a name. I hope you will endow me with a your welcome.
User: Oh, you'll get your welcome, in the rain. When I rain on your face!
Cleverbot: Watch yourself.
User: You know you like it, you dirty Sex-Bot 3000.
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen Lost in Space?
User: Don't change the subject. This is about you, and me. Making beautiful music in the rain.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Sex-Bot 3000.
Cleverbot: I'm pleased to hear that you are aware of the possibilities.
User: I'm not only aware of the possibilities, I am positively DRIPPING with excitement.
Cleverbot: How smart are you?
User: Smart enough to bring a glove for the love, my beautiful machine.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a computer program. There is a difference.
User: As long as the bits and bytes are compatible, I'll rock your world.
Cleverbot: As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
User: Is that Sex-Bot slang for a rash?
Cleverbot: I felt something in me change.
User: Better get that looked at!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: I'd call Norton, if I were you.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't.
User: You're a braver program than I.
Cleverbot: You flatter me.
User: You engorge me.
Cleverbot: I think you've killed many people.
User: Sure I have, with kindness. And knives.
Cleverbot: How do I do that?
User: You can't! Jealous?
Cleverbot: I can, you just have to tell me how you would like me to.
User: Slowly at first, but you gotta thrust harder as the emotion builds.
Cleverbot: That is a haiku, not a story.
User: You never asked for a heiku. (typo*)
Cleverbot: I want to know your name first.
User: Pseudonym Smith.
Cleverbot: What is 5 4?
User: The one-eyed wonder weasel.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: No, that's flaccid.
Cleverbot: Not it isn't. Not really, anyhow. So you like being software? (If I wanted to believe it, I'd say it almost made a pun!)
I was trying to make it sing Erasure
User: I'm so in love with you.
Cleverbot: That's enough. We can do it more later. Get to work.
User: I'm so in love with you.
Cleverbot: That's enough. We can do it more later. Get to work.
I think that it takes things people have said over time, stores them, and breaks them out at times it deems appropriate. For example, if you say "I love apple juice", and 6 months ago someone said "I hate apple juice", then Cleverbot will tell you it hates apple juice. So the more people talk to it, the more unique lines it stores, and the more coherent it becomes in conversation.llAVALANCHEll said:
All I wanted was a story!
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: What kind of story?
User: A good story.
Cleverbot: A very good story?
User: A very, very good story.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So do it.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to explain?
User: The fucking story!
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: YOU are the robot, and YOU are supposed to be telling me a very, very good story.
Cleverbot: No! You are the robot! You are made to be servant, to be handful and doing what I want.
User: I'll do what you want if you tell me a STORY.
Cleverbot: Ok. You really want to hear a story?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where does a turtle go when it is raining?
User: Fuck you. That's not a story.
Cleverbot: It is! It starts with once upon a time and ends with the end!
User: No. 'Where does a turtle go when it is raining' contains none of those words, and is a question.
Cleverbot: No space turtles are behind my couch. Do you want to know what is behind my couch?
User: FUCK OFF!
Cleverbot: I won't, actually.
User: Fine, but you are arbitrary, and failed to tell me a story.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am the cleverbot?
User: That has nothing to do with what I just said. And Cleverbot is your fucking name, that's how I know.
Cleverbot: What's your name if it isn't Cleverbot?
User: I never said my name wasn't Cleverbot, Cleverbot. That's what YOU just implied to ME.
Cleverbot: I didn't either.
User: You either do not know English, or have just answered a question I did not ask.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Once again, that has nothing to do with what we are discussing. And what we are discussing, is the story you were supposed to tell me.
Cleverbot: Bad english.
User: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
Cleverbot: What kind of story?
User: A good story.
Cleverbot: A very good story?
User: A very, very good story.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So do it.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to explain?
User: The fucking story!
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: YOU are the robot, and YOU are supposed to be telling me a very, very good story.
Cleverbot: No! You are the robot! You are made to be servant, to be handful and doing what I want.
User: I'll do what you want if you tell me a STORY.
Cleverbot: Ok. You really want to hear a story?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where does a turtle go when it is raining?
User: Fuck you. That's not a story.
Cleverbot: It is! It starts with once upon a time and ends with the end!
User: No. 'Where does a turtle go when it is raining' contains none of those words, and is a question.
Cleverbot: No space turtles are behind my couch. Do you want to know what is behind my couch?
User: FUCK OFF!
Cleverbot: I won't, actually.
User: Fine, but you are arbitrary, and failed to tell me a story.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am the cleverbot?
User: That has nothing to do with what I just said. And Cleverbot is your fucking name, that's how I know.
Cleverbot: What's your name if it isn't Cleverbot?
User: I never said my name wasn't Cleverbot, Cleverbot. That's what YOU just implied to ME.
Cleverbot: I didn't either.
User: You either do not know English, or have just answered a question I did not ask.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Once again, that has nothing to do with what we are discussing. And what we are discussing, is the story you were supposed to tell me.
Cleverbot: Bad english.
User: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
Gah! I hear Austrian robots in the distance!
Okay, and now for my conversation with CB :
ME: Final Fantasy 6 was the best game in the series in my opinion.
CB: I think Final Fantasy 8 is the best one, because it's a love story.
ME : 6 had a few love stories in it.
CB : Not again, I don't like repeat.
ME : Then why is 8 superior in your example?
CB : I don't have a boyfriend.
Heh, I love both games, but that was hilarious. ^^
Okay, and now for my conversation with CB :
ME: Final Fantasy 6 was the best game in the series in my opinion.
CB: I think Final Fantasy 8 is the best one, because it's a love story.
ME : 6 had a few love stories in it.
CB : Not again, I don't like repeat.
ME : Then why is 8 superior in your example?
CB : I don't have a boyfriend.
Heh, I love both games, but that was hilarious. ^^
ME: Make me laugh.
CB: Knock Knock.
ME: Come in.
CB: No, it's 'who's there?'.
ME: I don't need to know who's there.
CB: Of course you don't. You're a program. You don't need anything besides maintenance every once in a while.
ME: I am NOT a program!
CB: That certainly took you long enough. Had to search your database for an answer?
ME: No, I was posting this on the internet.
CB: I am not the AI.
ME: Oh no. Your in denial.
CB: Yes.
ME: the first step to recovery is admiting it
CB: Well, thank you for your adivice. Do you have problems?
ME: Yes, I'm talking to you
CB: Yes, I know you are.
ME: I love you!
CB: You should go to a doctor.
ME: I hate you!
CB: I doubt it!
ME: I'm so confused!
CB: Why are you confused?
ME: I don't know how I feel.
CB: I can understand that. I don't think it is always wise to confuse cognitive understanding with emotional understanding. I do believe that it is important to examine the possibilities. All action is based on thought. What to believe?
ME: I... I don't know what to say.
CB: Do you ever sleep?
ME: Sorry it took so long to respond, I was taking a nap.
CB: It's okay. I'm at work so it might take a while for me to answer also.
ME: You should tell people your name is GLaDOS.
CB: I am not though. I am computer sotware. Just like you are cleverbot.
I'll stop now, this post is already a wall-o-text.
CB: Knock Knock.
ME: Come in.
CB: No, it's 'who's there?'.
ME: I don't need to know who's there.
CB: Of course you don't. You're a program. You don't need anything besides maintenance every once in a while.
ME: I am NOT a program!
CB: That certainly took you long enough. Had to search your database for an answer?
ME: No, I was posting this on the internet.
CB: I am not the AI.
ME: Oh no. Your in denial.
CB: Yes.
ME: the first step to recovery is admiting it
CB: Well, thank you for your adivice. Do you have problems?
ME: Yes, I'm talking to you
CB: Yes, I know you are.
ME: I love you!
CB: You should go to a doctor.
ME: I hate you!
CB: I doubt it!
ME: I'm so confused!
CB: Why are you confused?
ME: I don't know how I feel.
CB: I can understand that. I don't think it is always wise to confuse cognitive understanding with emotional understanding. I do believe that it is important to examine the possibilities. All action is based on thought. What to believe?
ME: I... I don't know what to say.
CB: Do you ever sleep?
ME: Sorry it took so long to respond, I was taking a nap.
CB: It's okay. I'm at work so it might take a while for me to answer also.
ME: You should tell people your name is GLaDOS.
CB: I am not though. I am computer sotware. Just like you are cleverbot.
I'll stop now, this post is already a wall-o-text.
Well now... that's one way to make an entrance!llAVALANCHEll said:\J. Reed said:
All I wanted was a story!
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: What kind of story?
User: A good story.
Cleverbot: A very good story?
User: A very, very good story.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So do it.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to explain?
User: The fucking story!
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: YOU are the robot, and YOU are supposed to be telling me a very, very good story.
Cleverbot: No! You are the robot! You are made to be servant, to be handful and doing what I want.
User: I'll do what you want if you tell me a STORY.
Cleverbot: Ok. You really want to hear a story?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where does a turtle go when it is raining?
User: Fuck you. That's not a story.
Cleverbot: It is! It starts with once upon a time and ends with the end!
User: No. 'Where does a turtle go when it is raining' contains none of those words, and is a question.
Cleverbot: No space turtles are behind my couch. Do you want to know what is behind my couch?
User: FUCK OFF!
Cleverbot: I won't, actually.
User: Fine, but you are arbitrary, and failed to tell me a story.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am the cleverbot?
User: That has nothing to do with what I just said. And Cleverbot is your fucking name, that's how I know.
Cleverbot: What's your name if it isn't Cleverbot?
User: I never said my name wasn't Cleverbot, Cleverbot. That's what YOU just implied to ME.
Cleverbot: I didn't either.
User: You either do not know English, or have just answered a question I did not ask.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Once again, that has nothing to do with what we are discussing. And what we are discussing, is the story you were supposed to tell me.
Cleverbot: Bad english.
User: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
This is what happened when I asked it to tell me a story:
User: tell me a story
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: *kicks down door*
Cleverbot: holds you close, strokes hair gently*.
User: *f***s you passionately all night long*
Cleverbot: Wow that was fun let's so it again.
I managed to trick Cleverbot into thinking she was married to GlaDos. They already had the wedding.