We didn't order a human corpse...We ordered fish!

[Twilight_guy]

You know you accent is bad when people confuse you saying "fish" and "human remains."

"hey Bob, which package is for the Pet store?"
"lenlif zxciopj efe eidnm efgesfw"
"okay..."

 

[Skalman]

I can't believe no one has said this yet:

Jayne: What'd y'all order a dead guy for?

Awesome, you've won!
Here, have some internetz.

Erm did I just read it right? '..donated his body to science'?
Who with the right mind would do that to his own body?


...When I die, I wish to my remains to be burned

Why would you even care the slightest bit about what happens to your dead body?
I couldn't care one bit what anyone does to my rotting corpse after I die, after all, I am dead.

 

[ThaBenMan]

I wonder what happened to the people who got the fish instead of the corpse.

"My... my god, his body transformed into a bunch of fish! This changes everything!" *runs off to become a wizard*

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I wonder what happened to the people who got the fish instead of the corpse.

"My... my god, his body transformed into a bunch of fish! This changes everything!" *runs off to become a wizard*

Wizardry is very hard to master. Takes years of practice and quite a few corpses to learn it.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

I bet it was a joke the computer played itself, christ can we launch skynet already?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

bump to let more people know the stupidity of what happened here

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

...How delightfully absurd. Perhaps it was a message from the Fish mob.

 

[ragestreet]

This reminds me of how when i die i wish to be turned into a fireworks display somehow.

 

[Lukirre]

Erm did I just read it right? '..donated his body to science'?
Who with the right mind would do that to his own body?


...When I die, I wish to my remains to be burned

First off, you're dead, I don't think you'll care.

Second, I would. I want to mummified, I think it would not only... A) Keep me atleast somewhat remembered, but B) Provide educational opportunities to whoever is lucky enough to rip my organs from my body,

 

[GyroCaptain]

I wonder what happened to the people who got the fish instead of the corpse.

This could be construed as a very subtle reference to 'Airplane' whether it is or not. Particularly funny in light of the cannibalism jokes.

 

[Chiasm]

"They're still at the airport. Most likely dead," said pet store owner Mark Arabia.

Many Fish were harmed in the making of this story.

 

[ae86gamer]

Corpses - get them while they're still cold.

Hahaha, this "error" is going to be a huge pain in the ass for them. Awesome.

yeah because now there gonna get the weirdos who wanna purchase dead bodies. "Hi I was told that you guys sell dead bodies here. I'd like to purchase 4 please.".

 

[Flap Jack452]

This type of thing makes me loose all hope in humanity

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

This is truly a WTF moment. Who would want a dead guy delivered to a pet store? Or anywhere for that matter?

Cheap food.

Taco Bell?

...

I really need to stop ruining my next few dreams with more nightmare fuel.

This type of thing makes me loose all hope in humanity

The wonder is that you had any in the first place. :V

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

This reminds me of how when i die i wish to be turned into a fireworks display somehow.

But what if you accidentally get set off in the warehouse?

 

[LewsTherin]

"Oh, so by fish you meant....fish."

I'm writing this down.

 

[ragestreet]

This reminds me of how when i die i wish to be turned into a fireworks display somehow.

But what if you accidentally get set off in the warehouse?

Then the crates will hear my epic self-delivered eulogy of "PHWEEEW! BOOM! PHWEEW!"

 

[SilentHunter7]

Oh US Airways. Wasn't there JUST a news story about them getting sued for stealing a dude's Xbox?

 

[sprohm]

WTF. Thats all I can say.