We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

[Carl The Manicorn]

FTW!!!!!! I agree.

 

[brtshstel]

Megan Fox!

We could...er...like, post pics of her...or something...?

I like the way this guy thinks!

Save it for 4chan...

 

[Dr. UBAR]

Bear Grylls. He holds the record for the highest open air formal dinner party at 25, 000 feet.

 

[Jammerz]

Must... Not... Make... Your mum joke...


RESIST

Your mum didn't have to resist...... IN BED!

 

[Dorian]

You really don't know?
We found a replacement some time ago.

May I introduce you to....... Saxton Hale?
http://SaxtonHalefacts.net/

 

[Potato21]

You really don't know?
We found a replacement some time ago.

May I introduce you to....... Saxton Hale?
http://SaxtonHalefacts.net/

Was just about to say him. Yes, he's already here, and he's going to kick all our butts after eating his breakfast steak.

 

[ninjaman 420]

not sure if im spelling this right but mcgyver!!!

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

Bruce Campbell or Billy Mays

 

[Logic 0]

Will smith, because He can do anything and still be funny.

 

[FastFoot92]

Proof we need a new Chuc Norris?

When told a Chuck Norris joke,There is no eveloution only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to survive,he said "Thats funny but really it's only a list of animals that GOD has allowed to live"

Lame

 

[Saarai-fan]

only if every single comment on bob saget, was to make fun of his many failures with shows.

Actually, I don't know if that is Saget or not.

That, and to make him look like he's too much of a nice guy and way too into little girls. Heck, people can put down jokes they heard at his Comedy Central Roast. LOL

But yea, that's Bob Saget.

 

[Composer]

Must... Not... Make... Your mum joke...

RESIST

Allow me. *turns to OP* *ahem* Your mum.

Edit: But in all seriousness, aren't you basically trying to force a meme? Bad.

ya.....enough is enough......if u wanted to even attempt to make one u shoulda tryd this post on 4chan.....if u can brave going there

 

[Shru1kan]

Russel Crowe.

You dashing, colourful ninja! That man scares me.

 

[whatdoyouthink]

Samuel L. Jackson, Mr. T, or Bob Saget

 

[Cunnysmythe]

Proof we need a new Chuc Norris?

When told a Chuck Norris joke,There is no eveloution only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to survive,he said "Thats funny but really it's only a list of animals that GOD has allowed to live"

Lame

That sucks so hard.

I have lost all respect for him.

He must be toppled.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Legolas, Gimli, Mr. T... I'm out D:

 

[ScarlettRage]

Must... Not... Make... Your mum joke...

RESIST

Allow me. *turns to OP* *ahem* Your mum.

Edit: But in all seriousness, aren't you basically trying to force a meme? Bad.

*Tackeling hug* THANK YOU!

My head was about to explode.

its the same for me except with "thats whats she said.."

ITS ALWAYS WHAT I SAY!

 

[Ocelot GT]

Vin Diesel

 

[Ekonk]

Bill Nighy.

He might not be as dangerous as Chuck, but sheer awesomeness overcomes that.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

My friend and I have forged the tri-force of manliness.
Europe- Arnold Shwarzenegger
USA- Chuck Norris
Asia- Bruce Lee

Though if we need a new Godly fable, I suggest Cliff Richard. Cliff. Richard.
Think about it.