Weakest protagonist EVAR!

[CmdrGoob]

In fact...

It fits so well, it's uncanny...

 

[For The Gamer Good]

My vote would go with the protagonist of Mirror's Edge. Tidus is a wuss of epic proportions, but this person runs, jumps and skips, and then kicks people in the face occasionally. She's either a well disguised chav, or simply Chuck Norris with an Olympic Gymnastics medal in mind.

 

[Graustein]

Ogmo from Jumper.
His abilities include jumping. Oh, he has a double jump. And he dies if anything touches him.

 

[PlasticPorter]

Big the Cat from the sonic series
Nothing was worse than watching that fishing fishing fuck trundle around
at speeds that would make cinderblocks seem lively

 

[For The Gamer Good]

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[gantzsurvivor1]

Kimahri Ronso from FFX. The most bullshit overdrive ever.

 

[Altorin]

the protagonist of Silent Hill 2 was designed to be a regular person trapped in a horrible world, so she's definately a "weak" protagonist.

but the weakest, is the Silver Surfer on NES.

he's by far the weakest creature in the entire game. There are very very few enemies that can be defeated in one hit, and if you touch ANYTHING you die.

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

Every single protagonist from a video game based off a 4Kids license.

Don't try to tell me that Luffy is badass when there are billions of cooler video game pirates that would curb-stomp him with relative ease.

Dude, that scar on his face? Self inflicted when he was a LITTLE KID to try and show how tough he was. That alone should earn him some credentials, as well as all the damage he caused when he fought Arlong. (He tor down a bloody tower from the INSIDE!) Luffy may not have much of a body count, but that would be considered a mercy considering the fact that he RUINED most of his foes beyond any hope of a comeback.

Then you take into consideration that bullets LITERALLY bounce off him, and he's nearly as hard to cut, and you have a pirate that's immune to some of the top causes of famous pirate death. Heck, I'm still not certain weither or not he only ACTS stupid.

Now then, to get back on topic. Weakest protagonist? Stryker from MK3. Why ANYONE thought he would be a good idea is beyond me.

 

[darrinwright]

Hi, new here.

I'm going with (dare he say it?) GOKU, Yeah, I said it!

"But Goku can teleport across space even dimensions and the Kamehameha Wave and the Super Saiyin...."

Yeah and despite all that power, he has the brain of an 8-year-old as it was likely that his wife tricked him into having sex as he doesn't really care about anything, but fighting and training to fight some more. The only real reason he wins is that its always a p---ing contest between him and whatever villain is out to destroy the world where a deus ex machina comes along to make sure Goku wins. Goku even ADMITTED that he's a villain magnet at the end of the Cell Saga though he instantly comes back against Buu and in GT. Also Goku and his crew showed BALLS-OUT RIDICULOUS irresponsibility when he was given about 3 YEARS of advance warning to destroy the Androids BEFORE they could be activated and go on a killing spree, but NOOOOO!

"That's weak. I want a challenge. Let them be activated, kill people, almost kill my friends and family multiple times until I show up and pull something out my butt to save the day. We can ALWAYS use the Dragon Balls to wish everyone back!"

Everyone always compares him to a fight against Superman or Hulk, but honestly, BATMAN could beat him down by just outsmarting him. It's really not that hard as even the most "evil" of enemies never kicked him in the nads and/or interrupted his 5-minute long attacks and transformations and he'll kindly let any equally long finishing move gear up to hit him.

Goku's SUPPOSED to represent innocence, peace and determination, but honestly, he lives in a world of idiots where making money is apparently evil, no matter what the methods or intentions to do with said money, women are better nags than fighters and that the universe bends in his favor as the king idiot whether its an underestimating bad guy, a planet that's supposed to explode in minutes, but takes MONTHS to blow and of course, a new power/form to save the day.

Goku has all that power, but not only is he useless once the day's saved, but he RELIES on villains to justify his existence, otherwise he's just a bum that can only provide for his family by punching out giant fish. I'm not Superman's biggest fan, but at least when the day's over he actually HAS a life instead of being a fight junkie.

DING DING DING!!! Show's over, people, this comment wins.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Chell from Portal.

She doesn't have an improvised shiv.

She doesn't have a gun (other than one that shoots PORTALS and thus cannot usually cause any bodily harm).

She doesn't even have her fists as a weapon.

/thread

 

[Xazetuf]

Your squadmates-Gears of War

Raiden-MGS2

 

[James Raynor]

Mario. You'd think that after Bowser has kidnapped the princess so many times, he'd finally kill the dude, but noooo.

He did if I remember correctly, just Bowser Jr. made a spell to being him back

 

[Stan the Great]

Edward from Final Fantasy 4 (GBA version).
Big sissy prince with his harp and hiding powers and what such...

 

[irishdelinquent]

The red dot from Cool Spot. What else do I need to say...you're a bloody dot!

/thread

 

[Mr Goostoff]

i dont quite understand where this thread is meant to go, some are saying weakest as a character, others are saying weakest physically.

Weakest physically: Banjo
While I love the BK series to DEATH, and I love Banjo just the same, he's nothing without Kazooie (anyone who's played Banjo-Tooie knows what I mean)

Weakest as a character: Kim from Gears of War.
He welcomes you to Delta Squad, that's about it. He dies every 5 minutes and have shitty aim, and then he just kind of dies out of no where.

 

[gigastrike]

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she's not exactly terry testosterone.

 

[sandgoose]

Tidus has long been my most reviled video game character. He's whiny, he's annoying and can go die.

Superman I've hated because he's Too Good.

Also as far as mirror's edge girl is concerned she may be the first female character in Anything that I could qualify as a "badass" but thats another conversation.