Weapon in a Box!!!

[Sacman]

It's our universe!!! cookie for reference...

 

[Sacman]

nothing. The box was empty. Except later I found out it was actually filled with hope. I was hoping for a grenade launcher :-(

I'm so sorry... no one should ever get a box of Hope...
[img height= 300]http://finalfantasy13ultima.com/wallpapers/final-fantasy-13-wallpaper-hope-001-1280.jpg[/img]

 

[SimuLord]

I went to open the box...and it tried to eat me! I knew I should've learned from the Dragon Quest games!

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Chainsaw-nunchaku.

 

[Legendairy314]

A key. This key opened a chest. Inside the chest was a hammer. This hammer broke a container. Inside the container was a ticket. This ticket gave me access to an event. And at the event some guy tried to sell me a time share...

 

[Iron Lightning]

Why, it's my dick in the box. Now how on Earth did it get in there, perhaps someone cut a hole in the box. Yes, it's my dick, my dick in a box, marvelous.

It's our universe!!! cookie for reference...

Futurama, Episode: The Farnsworth Parabox, I believe.

 

[hittite]

A calculator that can divide by 0. I then hold the universe for a ransom of... One Meeellion dollars.

(don't worry, I hate me too.)

 

[WittyInfidel]

Turns out Snake from MGS was hiding in there.

Oh you....

 

[Sacman]

Why, it's my dick in the box. Now how on Earth did it get in there, perhaps someone cut a hole in the box. Yes, it's my dick, my dick in a box, marvelous.

It's our universe!!! cookie for reference...

Futurama, Episode: The Farnsworth Parabox, I believe.

I believe... you are correct...

 

[hittite]

Melwin from Asobi ni Iku Yo!?

Spoiler

Oh yeah, definitely Melwin.

Is that your answer for everything?

 

[Dango]

Melwin from Asobi ni Iku Yo!?

Spoiler

Oh yeah, definitely Melwin.

Is that your answer for everything?

If only it could be *sniffle sniffle*...

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

box of hurt

 

[Cazza]

A glowing orb which floats. I have no idea what it does but it's now following everywhere.