Weapons in your room...

[Kaboose the Moose]

Seriously, why do so many people have guns/blades in their room?. Some of the stuff here rivals a medieval armory.

Um, anyway I don't happen to have any firearms near me but nothing will stop me from pulling a Rorschach and using my Zippo lighter on my Axe deodorant and burning any madmen that tries to break into my room.

Plus, I have my bagpipes!. I will seriously play the damn thing if anyone so much as strays into my room.

 

[Agrael]

Well, I have 3 knives ... chairs .... brass knuckles..

That's about it, my EDF arsenal is in the cellar in my gun cabinet ... but that is about it.

 

[Baris345]

I keep a big ass steak knife by my PC and a 9-inch blade bowie by my bedside table. Extremely paranoid about security while I'm unconscious.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

my G5 mouse, gaming grade stuff can be quite dangerous, or my horrendous report card (it nearly gave my parents a heart attack!)

 

[Blackdoom]

Well I have my 3 swords, a Tanto, 2 daggers, 2 hunting knives, a filleting blade and a rifle.

Just in case the ninjas try to attack me.

 

[Sonicron]

A pair of sais mounted on the wall. Also I suppose my B.C. Rich Warlock guitar, since it's both heavy and has several sharp and pointy bits and edges.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

My knife, or BB pistol. I have a replica Pirate pistol that weighs a ton. Actually I'll have to go with my Power Fist.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Longbow and arrows. Or the Wooden Fijian Axe/Wooden South African Spear.

Otherwise, if we're not counting actual weapons ...
Probably... the retractable stanley knife I use at work... or one of the heavier cast-iron pistols I have...

 

[Gameslayer_93]

I have golf clubs in my garage and 2 penknives in my room, but if i cant get them then i use my head, literally with a Glasgow Kiss, FUCK YEAH!!!!

 

[Sevre]

I've computer equipment, they can bruise.

 

[Pigletdude]

Why does everyone have so many knives and swords in your room? If its the kitchen then its understandable... but come on!
Umm, like many others have said, my warhammer collectors edition box which weighs several tons ( I definetly know! I cycled home with it on my handlebar :S) and my various hair equipment? Straighteners, ultra super duper sharp hair comb etc.

 

[artemkin]

Umm i guess my keyboard'd have to do
Id use my superior pianee skizll and wack the peeps on the head with the music stand
and then rip up the actual music sheets into the air to cover my escape.

 

[Leonight7]

My Warhammer 40,000 harback rulebook, my tv's( I have two), my guitar hero controller, my PS2, my chess set and finally my steel suitcase filled with about 40-50 paints.

 

[Contreg]

I used to play rounders and I still have my alaminium bat beside my bed.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Was it a .22? Hmm not that gangster I'm sure it'd mess you up but definitely not as cool as getting shot by a 9mm or something.

Also, I have a feeling he wasn't shot with a bolt action, single shot rifle like mine. Seven rounds with that rifle is a long period of time to be shot over.

Okay, it was a .22 pistol... but still, the only difference is that he bruised he seven times as opposed to once.

 

[EgoDeusEst]

I have Too Human. Imagine being forced to play that piece of hock. Pure psychologic breakdown in a box.
Okay okay, that makes for a pretty cruel thing to do to someone. Torture being illegal and all. My katana then?

 

[Embright]

7mm Mag rifle (only gun actually loaded)
Replica Sparta Sword
Collection of Pocket Knives

 

[Kushan101]

I've got a full-scale replica of a metal German morning star mace. 3 foot of bludgeoning fun

 

[Ghostkai]

Got a sword in here, guess that'll do.

 

[Dantes Alaska]

I got 3 combat knives, and a couple airsoft guns