Weapons that should exist in games but don't

[Mikaze]

How about a Teleportation gun? Not in Portal's sense, like a gun where you target an enemy, and then fire where you want him to go. Akin to the Gravity Gun, but can move people long distances.

It's been done...sorta. Red Alert 2, I think it's the Soviet superweapon.

 

[The Rockerfly]

a guitar solo concentrated to a weaponized level

They had that in Devil May Cry 3

Dull wieldable guitars then, twice as powerful as the Nevan and even more ridiculous solos

 

[The Rockerfly]

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

Zeldas cross bow adventure

 

[massau]

A gun that shoots out little fluffy cats.

like your avatar?


i think they need a laser weapon just because it is cool but the light just moves to slow in the games

 

[massau]

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

time shift it has a "sniper crossbow"and the projectiles explode

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

A gun that shoots trampolines so you can jump higher and spray people with bullets from your higher vantage

One of those concertina things with a boxing glove on the end. You squeeze the handle and BAM someone ends up long-distance punched.

To my mind neither of those has been used

 

[KissofKetchup]

A realistic shotgun that doesn't become useless after about ten feet.

Shotguns are pretty much useless at range anyway

Well y'know they are used for shooting birds... in the sky.

True, but that's because it doesn't take much to take out a bird. A human requires much more firepower.

 

[randommaster]

A gun that shoots out horrible puns.

It would simply be a microphone hooked up to a speaker.

It would need to be in a serious game so it could have maximum effect.

If puns don't work, then rickrolling is also acceptable.

That would be an odd sort of weapon to be brandishing in CoD4.
Yet... so much potential lulz.

That's why it has to be a serious game. If you're playing Splinter Cell and someone kills you with this for the first time. You're just going to be all WTFOGM HAXXORZ!!11!11

 

[stormcaller]

A long bow that fires Spears, of the pointy and Britney variety.

 

[Trivun]

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

Zeldas cross bow adventure

Are you fucking kidding me? I said a good game.

(no offence)

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

time shift it has a "sniper crossbow"and the projectiles explode

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Hmmmmm... well, okay then. That's one. I can tell there aren't any more though...

 

[Trivun]

A long bow that fires Spears, of the pointy and Britney variety.

Hmmm, I don't know about Britney Spears, but as for pointy spears, there's plenty of games that feature javelards as weapons. I think some of the various Total War or Age of Empires games have them...

 

[Aries_Split]

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

Zeldas cross bow adventure

Are you fucking kidding me? I said a good game.

(no offence)

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

time shift it has a "sniper crossbow"and the projectiles explode

...
...
...
Hmmmmm... well, okay then. That's one. I can tell there aren't any more though...

Half Life 2. Crossbow that shoots depleted uranium bolts.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Spoiler

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

Zeldas cross bow adventure

Are you fucking kidding me? I said a good game.

(no offence)

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

time shift it has a "sniper crossbow"and the projectiles explode

...
...
...
Hmmmmm... well, okay then. That's one. I can tell there aren't any more though...

I know, I was messing
Runescape could be one if you're into that sort of thing

 

[Trivun]

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

Zeldas cross bow adventure

Are you fucking kidding me? I said a good game.

(no offence)

A crossbow. Name me one good game that has a crossbow as a useable weapon.

time shift it has a "sniper crossbow"and the projectiles explode

...
...
...
Hmmmmm... well, okay then. That's one. I can tell there aren't any more though...

Half Life 2. Crossbow that shoots depleted uranium bolts.

Huh. OK then. You win x) I'm happy now

 

[Ishnuvalok]

Half Life 2. Crossbow that shoots depleted uranium bolts.

Nope, it's not depleted uranium. It's just simple rebar that when put on the crossbow, an electrical charge with a (from what I think) extremely high resistance runs through it, heating it up extremely quickly.

 

[Time Sync]

The Ion Field Blaster. You shoot it at the walls as many times as you like and it creates a field of highly charged ions between the palces the guns hit. Put it in front of an advancing army = win.

 

[Zorg Machine]

a machine that harvests dead bodies brains and places them in robots. you will instantly have an intelligent ally with a laser blaster. if it's an enemies brain there is a 15% chance that the brain will remember that you are it's enemy.

the second weapon would be a miniature death star that takes some time too charge but when charged it can blast down buildings.

 

[the_joker1112]

what about a heat seeking, exploding ninja star.