weird moment

[ryderawsome]

i was walking back from work yesterday when a guy yes out of his wondow, and i quote "get you home fatty". being the only "portly gentleman" on the street this was obviously directed at me but the randomness, rudeness and all over lack of proper gramar had me kind of stunned. has anyone else had moments like that where you dont feel insulted, just kinda like WTF just happened

 

[Cowabungaa]

and all over lack of proper gramar

The irony! It burns!

Anyway, more ontopic, I actually like moments like that if they actually happen. Such random happenstances are the spice of life.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

I was walking along a street in Amsterdam on a weekend away with a bunch of mates, all of a sudden a man on a bicycle going past slapped my arse and cycled away very quickly.

To this day I've got no idea what was going on.

 

[Layz92]

In a way it was kind of deserved but a friend of mine was swearing quietly in a store (he is one of those types that swears with every alternate word). And a slightly aged couple turns around and the female says "you are a very rude boy! Do you know that it is illegal to swear in this country (in Australia for those playing at home)? If you were my son, my husband would beat you!" and to make matters more uncomfortable both were christian types with crosses and T-shirts saying "I <3 Jesus 4 Ever". The people you meet.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I was walking along a street in Amsterdam on a weekend away with a bunch of mates, all of a sudden a man on a bicycle going past slapped my arse and cycled away very quickly.

To this day I've got no idea what was going on.

That doesn't count, its Amsterdam. Thats like playing tennis with the net down.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

"Get you home fatty" is grammatically correct. The sentence structure is merely a little archaic.

I was walking along once when some drunken folk managed to whip me across the back of the legs whilst driving past. No idea what they hit me with, but damn, did it hurt!

 

[Bohemian Waltz]

One night a friend of mine and i were exiting a seafood restaurant located on the waterfront of a river with a few to-go boxes when we were stopped right outside the door by a massive horde of dangerously angry looking geese. They knew we had food and they did not seem intent on allowing us passage through the parking lot without attacking us for it. We quickly jumped across the handicap ramp and tried to make our way around the massive zombie-like horde of waist-high birds. One managed to cut me off and came at me so I roundhouse kicked it in the head right into another goose and made it to my car where we quickly sped away.

It was a frightful experience.

 

[1rednose]

The bat people are coming!!!! Tie up all the purple! Quick, or the aliens will hear the tacos and come running too!

 

[IrradiatedFish]

Actually, yes, I do have one of these moments. Two weeks ago in between classes, I was walking about campus when I was approached by two girls. One asked me, "Do you smoke weed?". I replied "Uh, no.". There was as long awkward silence, and then the other girl responded with "...Oh... You looked like someone who would smoke weed". I said "Right.. Thanks.." and abruptly walked in the opposite direction.

Since then I've been trying to determine what physical quality I have that makes me to appear to be someone who smokes weed :S...

 

[faspxina]

One managed to cut me off and came at me so I roundhouse kicked it in the head right into another goose and made it to my car where we quickly sped away.

That's awesome, that's "Keanu Reeves punting a Rottweiller" kind of awesome.

 

[Jonluw]

I and a buddy were walking up a street, when a man drunkenly approached us: "Are you two boyfriends?" he bumbled, before proceeding down the street; leaving us confused and awkward.