Weird public school occurences

[avenged undead]

Ok, so my school has an end of the year choir concert. Some ood songs, some not so good, a few embaarrasing. But then the men's class had to dance the full single ladies dance with "extra." This creeped me out. It was halarious, but it scarred my mind. And of course, it would be on Gay Tuesday.

How about you? Any weird stuff happen to you at a public school assembly/proformance?

 

[Marter]

Only thing I can think of is this: At my school we recently had a "Lockdown" drill. We did quite poorly. Everyone had to go to an assembly run by a police officer, telling us how to do it. The police officer was heckled by one of the students the entire time. He had to stay after the assembly to be talked to by the police officer. It made me laugh.

 

[delet]

For some reason, at every single goddamned pep rally my school has, each class has to have a group of people perform stupid dances to stupid music... Every single goddamned time everyone crossdresses. It was funny the first time, but now it's beyond idiotic...

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

We just had a pep rally on Friday and it had all the sports in competitions against themselves or others. I'm on swim which was put up against track in a game that you had balloons tied to your ankles and you were trying to pop the other team's balloons. I only spectated because most of the guys' team got banned from participating because of a spong picture (speedo thong), but out of the four other guys participating 3 of them stripped down to speedos while popping balloons and guarding their own. Swim won. Our school isn't known for having the best teams save for a select few, but we do have more fun, I swear.

 

[OmegaXzors]

I wanted to slap the stupid little ***** who put that in, let alone 3 times.

OMFG, win. You should have for the love of humans everywhere.

When the school was doing spirit week, one of the days was "Punk day."

They grabbed me asking to go up there for this Punk day. I wear Iron Maiden and Metallica shirts. I wear baggy pants and at the time, my hair was long, pretty much straight. I wore some chains but it was mainly on my wallet. Please, tell me how that fits into "punk?"

I hate the Misfits.

 

[Dxz5roxg]

In the beginning of the year before we dressed out and actually did anything in P.E. we would just sit in the gym for a while. One day this short kid with glasses started singing all these Micheal Jackson songs. Then he did it again the next day. And the next day. You can't talk to this kid without him bringing up Micheal Jackson.

 

[Luke5515]

Umm... Some kid tried to jump rope with a corn snake... A girl had sex with a security guard...there was a 20 person brawl and the cops were called. Fun year.