weird sim games

Sonnythemobster

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This is for weird sim games you've played or post any kind of sim you'd like to play. An example of weird sims I've played would be Sim Ant, where you play as ants...yep.
 

Mr.Pandah

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That Lemonade Stand one...If that even counts as one. I really enjoyed it but thats about as weird as it got for me.
 

The Admiral

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I want to play SimLandlord. I've always wanted a run down apartment building so I can chase out drug addicted tenants who are late on their rent.
 

Railu

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Every dating sim ever made. The only reason people play those is to get to see the poorly hand-drawn hentai 'rewards' for getting the girl. Except you have to work for it for hours and buy her everything short of the treasure of the Sierra Madre. So I guess it is like real life.
 

The Wooster

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Railu said:
Every dating sim ever made. The only reason people play those is to get to see the poorly hand-drawn hentai 'rewards' for getting the girl. Except you have to work for it for hours and buy her everything short of the treasure of the Sierra Madre. So I guess it is like real life.
Man. I remember playing a game called 'Fatal relations' (it's awesome in a terrible kind of way) and to get one of the chicks into bed you have to answer a series of problems that border on the ridiculous. Like advanced physics questions and shit.
 

HobbesMkii

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Sim Life was strange. You hand drew the creatures, and they ran around the world and mated with each other. It had a looking attributes feature, but your creature never looked like that, because you had to draw some crappy version of it pixel by pixel.

Khell_Sennet said:
Sim Porno would be nice too. Buy a "studio" (aka suburban house), hire chicks and dicks, and grow your small-time smuthouse into the next Hustler Inc.
This is called the Sims 2 w/ mods.
 

The Wooster

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Ninja Tycoon.

Do you spend your money on a new ninja training mountain or more smokebombs?
 

Sonnythemobster

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Khell_Sennet said:
Don't know about AntSim, but Sim Ant from Maxis was fun for a while. Sim Tower is still the king of Maxis games, and Sim Farm is always fun. "The Sims" gets to be a little too creepy for me, and brings out my dark side... Locking people in a door-less room for days on end as they run around screaming because there's no toilet, or worse, having the whole family locked in a room WITH a toilet which they NEED to use but won't because everyone else is watching. Hooray for using Christian morality to torment digital peons.

Sims I want...
A new Heavy Gear, or more importantly, Starsiege 2 (or Earthsiege 3). Mechwarrior 5 would be nice if they went back to how 2/3 were.

Sim sims, I'd love to see new Rollercoaster Tycoon games, ain't gonna happen as the creator and Atari are having a lover's quarrel with shotguns and spiked dildos. I'd like a train sim that gives you more than like 8 freakin cars, more than 1 engine per train, and oh, some realistic city levels (connect the city with mass transit, hooray!).

Sim Porno would be nice too. Buy a "studio" (aka suburban house), hire chicks and dicks, and grow your small-time smuthouse into the next Hustler Inc.
sorry i meant Sim Ant. i just got it mixed up.
 

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Khell_Sennet said:
Sim Porno would be nice too. Buy a "studio" (aka suburban house), hire chicks and dicks, and grow your small-time smuthouse into the next Hustler Inc.
Reminds me of Lolo: The Sexy Empire. but possibly less shit.
 

sicDaniel

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Today, I don´t play Sim-Games a lot besides a few hours of Sim City 3000 every month or so. But one of my best childhood videogame memories is the Super Nintendo Sim City. There was one map with only a little water, I always took that one, than activated the money cheat and spent two hours filling the entire map with industry on the outer sides, than commercial and residential in the middle. Then I sat down and watched as my town got bigger and bigger. Also, the music was fantastic, still gives me goosebumps.
I guess thats weird because I never played the game as I was supposed to. Tried that a few times but I didn´t even understand why I failed. Today, I get furious when, for example, my brother just puts money cheat on any game and then sits down clicking and watching. He does this for The Sims, actually. Perhaps it runs in the family.
 

Aberrsary

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There are alot of weird flash sims online, such as the newgrounds sim, it simulates what you do on newgrounds, I actually played it for about 2 hours until i finally unlocked everything