weird things about you, that no one would notice, unless you told them

[ArcaneSaint]

My knee makes a weird sound when I bend it, and my back's curved inwards quite a bit more than is usual. The former isn't even noticeable when there are any other noises in the room, and though I'm above average, I'm not tall enough to experience major discomfort from the latter (unlike my dad).

Also, I never get hangovers, ever. Even if I black out, after 6 hours of sleep I'm good to go again (though the pictures on Facebook the next day usually serve towards making me feel miserable...).

 

[Shoggoth2588]

A bit of cartilage in my left ear sticks out, so when you feel it, there's a little bump

Not exactly life-changing, but it's fun to rub in times of... thinking

My ear lobe has a similar lump of something which I'm pretty sure is the plastic stopper of an ear-ring I wore back in 2006 or so. The thing is, I'm not sure if it's plastic stopper or not because I was able to extract what looked like a little black spagetti-O from my ear-lobe. The lump remains though and it's fun to rub from time to time.

I love to sing and even though I look like this and you would think I sing like this but in reality my favorite songs to sing would be something more like this.

Also this

Also, also this (and yes: both roles)

 

[IamQ]

I have a weird patch of extra skin near my right armpit.

thinking of getting it removed someday... It annoys me.

Also, a non physical one: I kinda repeat sounds I hear like a parrot. Chances are some people have noticed that though xD

How does that work? do repeat like what people say to them? or do you go "webuwebuwebuwebu" when an ambulance drives by?

The ambulance one. xD I don't repeat what people say, that'd get annoying really fast.

I do bark back at my dogs though.

Talking to animals is nothing special though. Whenever I'm at a friends house and I see his cat, I always meow at it, wether it wants to or not. Sometimes it even responds. I think I might be a werecat.

OT: That my dick is 40 inches that I've been snotty for almost 2 years now. It's some kind of bizarre alien condition with my nose, that I haven't treated yet, because last time it bleed like all hell and didn't do jack shit, and they say that if they try now, it might work, but it will bleed twice as bad.

 

[IamQ]

Double post, ignore this

 

[UltraXan]

When I was younger, I took a soccer ball to the left side of my face. Because of that, my nose is slightly shifted to my right, but just slightly. Most people don't notice unless I tell them. I also had testicular torsion and had to get surgery for that, but not even I would notice unless I knew and felt the terrible paaaaiiin x.x

 

[Duck Soup]

Two of my front teeth were chipped slightly about 10 ears ago in a skateboarding accident. It makes one of my teeth look like some sort of vampire fang but no one really notices unless I point it out.

I had surgery on both my ankles when I was 12 because I had Os Trigonum Syndrome which basically means I had an extra bone in the back of each of my ankles. Apparently most people with Os Trigonum don't even know they have it but I was a Gymnast so it made my work outs very painful because every time I would point my foot or jump the bone would cut into the back of my achilles tendon. So I had surgery that removed them and now (aside from some scar tissue and ankle flexibility issues) it's all better.

And there's a little bit of cartilage on the side of my jaw that can be moved around. I used to freak out over it when I was younger, but even people I told about it were unable to palpate it.

I have that too. Used to freak me out, I thought something was wrong with my face. Aside from my obvious face problems, that is.

 

[Kasten]

I have two indents (about the size of moles) in my forehead. They aren't really obvious if you're not close enough to kiss me. So nobody ever notices.

Nobody ever kisses you?

 

[johnnyLupine]

I have 2 1/2 kidneys. That is, one of my kidney's is mutated and is roughly 150% the size on a normal kidney.

Funny, I actually have one kidney but the other is (supposedly) much larger than average to compensate.

 

[Johnny Reb]

My right ear is pointed, very much resembling the ear of a Hobbit.

My left ear is ribbed on top, as if a hamster tried to eat it and was taking little nibbles.

I also have eyes whose color no one has been able to properly identify. After a while i just gave up and labeled them as being "hazel".

 

[Ieyke]

I can't feel anything in my ring and pinky finger on my left hand. It happened in Year 11, when I was 16 - I was setting up a nice big set of amps for a band practice ahead of a small gig when it toppled and crushed my hand and arm. All I could feel for months afterwards was an awful tingly sensation right down my arm and hand - kind of like permanent pins-and-needles. I had to go to a physiotherapist and everything, but all he could do was tell me not to drop amps on my arm again. Over time, my arm and half my hand's recovered, which was lucky and not a little bit useful, mostly because I can play guitar properly-ish again now.There's no scarring or anything - the only inkling people have about it is the fact I sometimes fumble notes if I play using them, which I try to avoid. Also, I once managed to cut my fingertips pretty badly because I was pressing down really fucking hard on the strings because I was so confused as to why I couldn't feel them, so we sort of realised something was wrong when blood started running down my fretboard.

But yeah. Can't feel a thing in the last two fingers, and I haven't been able to for the last 4 years.

Sounds like you have Ulnar Nerve damage.

I think that's what my physiotherapist said - he said it matches Cubital Tunnel Syndrome symptoms (or carpal tunnel, or something. I dunno, not a physio and I've never tried to research it). I had to go back and see him a year ago about it and he suggested surgery as a possible option, but screw that. It's not too big a deal for me, and I've already got used to compensating for it in my guitar playing.

[sub]...what sort of piercing do you have?[/sub]

Yea, I'm sort of prone to ulnar nerve issues depending on how I rest my elbow areas on surfaces. The wrong height of desk can make me put too much pressure on my ulnar nerve, which is what your "funny bone" actually is btw, and it can cause my ring and pinky fingers to go numb and tingly for worryingly long amounts of time. Apparently doing that too much can lead to permanent issues. That nerve can get caught between the bones of your elbow and get pinched, leading to the same deal. They can surgically move your ulnar nerve to another part of your arm to free it up of some issues.
Dunno if that'd help you, but if it was permanent on me...that shit would drive me crazy.

[sub]frenulum piercing[/sub]

 

[renegade7]

My left is yellowish brown, my right eye is dark brown. I guess it might be a little easy to notice, if you were close enough.

 

[Matt-Sama]

I have a weird tooth growing out of my gum above my right canine. You can't see it unless I show you it.
A non physical one is that I sometimes repeat what I say half way through a sentence. Like Johnny Two-times in Goodfellas.

 

[omicron1]

I have two indents (about the size of moles) in my forehead. They aren't really obvious if you're not close enough to kiss me. So nobody ever notices.

Nobody ever kisses you?

Not even close.

Wouldn't've (Now there's a contraction for the ages) thought it was that out of the ordinary...

 

[flying_whimsy]

I'm one quarter pacific islander, but my skin lost all it's pigment during puberty; I'm the whitest member of my family. I'm also really double jointed, but people don't typically notice it.

As far as a non-physical thing that no one would notice: I love spreadsheets (and I'm not an accountant). I'll go out of my way and use them to organize anything too complex to fit on a post-it.

 

[janjotat]

my upper right canine was twice as long as it was supposed to be, but I am still told I look like a vampire when I smile

 

[JopieHaargel]

I have what seems to be an inner tube under my skin, around the waist-area. Doctors attribute it to drinking too much beer. I don't buy that, because my mother has the same condition and she doesn't even like beer.

More uncommon: my eyes seem to immediately focus on every written spelling error they see. I'm not even looking for them, it's just like there are eye-magnets inside, and every time my brains yells "There's one!" and then moves on. It's really hard to watch a movie with unofficial subtitles like that.

 

[Kasten]

I have two indents (about the size of moles) in my forehead. They aren't really obvious if you're not close enough to kiss me. So nobody ever notices.

Nobody ever kisses you?

Not even close.

Wouldn't've (Now there's a contraction for the ages) thought it was that out of the ordinary...

Well, as awkward and introverted as I am, I still get offers sometime (Which I refuse, being in a happy, long term relationship, but that's besides the point.)

I guess I just haven't been like that in a long time.

More on topic, my beard grows in much thicker on one side than another, and I have a really hard to see scar on my kneecap that feels weird whenever something is wrong with me.

 

[Bazaalmon]

I have about a yard less small intestine than most people. I have Crohn's disease, and had to get a bit of my intestine removed when I was 11.

 

[The White Hunter]

My chin is a bit off-centre.

See, when I was younger I was riding around on a mini-dirtbike. This was my first time doing this, so I was being kind of stupid with it. I started going in one direction, then looked behind me for a few seconds before looking forward just in time to smash my face into my mom's truck.

Yeah... kind of stupid.

You crashed your face into a truck and your chin is a bit off center?
[font color="black"][HEADING=2]The hell do you eat? bricks!?[/HEADING][/font]

Your skull is made titanium.

This is why you should drink your milk, guys! Seriously, the only bone I've ever broken in my life was when I was 2 years old, and trust me, it wasn't for lack of trying.

Edit: I should probably clarify that the truck wasn't moving at the time.

I've never broken one in spoite of lots of very serious collisions with things and such > >

That or they're broken and my selective feelings of pain have thus far stopped me noticing....

OT: My eyes are two different colours and have distinctive features. Yeah I'm a freak.

Edit: For non-physical I mimic speech patterns and accents of people subconciously and people take it as rude a fair bit.

 

[IndomitableSam]

I have what seems to be an inner tube under my skin, around the waist-area. Doctors attribute it to drinking too much beer. I don't buy that, because my mother has the same condition and she doesn't even like beer.

More uncommon: my eyes seem to immediately focus on every written spelling error they see. I'm not even looking for them, it's just like there are eye-magnets inside, and every time my brains yells "There's one!" and then moves on. It's really hard to watch a movie with unofficial subtitles like that.

If you find out how to cure that inner tube, tell me. All the women on one side of my family have it, too. Doesn't help whilst swimming, either.

OT: Erm... not sure. I've worn green tinted contacts for the last 16+ years so people think my eyes are green, but they're actually grey/blue. I had my appendix out when I was 11, so I now have a scar that's like 8 inches long and half an inch wide from stretching. ... Really wide feet?

... Actually most people don't believe I weigh what I do. I'm 5'7" and wide shouldered and normally proportioned (I don't have a big tummy and little legs, etc, everything on me is proportional to the rest of me, fat head included) and wear a size 18.... 16 if I've been good (general size XL, or 1X, I can shop in normal stores for clothes), but I weigh 260-270lbs. Really. I can walk/run/climb stairs normally (aside from my knee that I injured a couple months ago), do yoga, eat reasonably healthy (but large protions), and use a treadmill (but not enough).

For reference, Adele is about a size 14. And shorter and narrower than me.

I guess I've got really dense bones, and the muscle you build from being big since childhood helps too. Not to say I'm healthy - I do need to lose weight as I'm 30 soon and things are starting to hurt.