Weird thoughts that you have

[LockeDown]

I'm constantly having strange thoughts pop into my head, but most of them concern the nature of things around us. Like trying to wrap my head around the fact that I am composed of, primarily, empty space.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"If I had tentacles... my house would be so clean, so fast."

"Cat ears look awesome (and kinky) on people! We need those!"

 

[hittite]

I once philosophically proved that philosophy can't be trusted, then I forgot.
If I stay in one place for more than an hour I automatically construct a zombie escape plan.
Death-laser contacts wouldn't work, but maybe if they were a designator for an ORBITAL death laser.
Humans really need 3 arms, maybe 4, they would come in handy in so many situations.

 

[Em1234]

I always have weird thoughts, and sometimes i make the mistake of sharing them.

Recently i was walking to college and i saw a man walking his dog. He stopped ahead of me to pick up its poo and out of nowhere i thought "i bet hes gonna take that home and eat it".
I must say i was truly suprised and disgusted with myself.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Random comic strips come to mind, some funny, some scare the s*** out of me as to why they're there. I also think of how changing things in my life, how different it would be.

 

[Aunel]

the thing that crosses my mind most of the time.

"man I wish I was playing bass right now"
except when I am playing bass of course,

 

[Frequen-Z]

When I'm outside, I mentally judge everyone I see. I don't know if that counts.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Is this thing talking to me?

 

[Nemu]

I think about wot would happens if cats had thumbs.

...then I give my cats treats.

I'm not sucking up. >>

Nope.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

When I meet someone, I think of all the ways to disable that person. If I had to attack them, how would I do it and that sort of thing.

 

[General_Unknown]

Sometimes, for no reason at all, I randomly start singing the lyrics to songs in my head, even if I havn't heard the songs in months.

......
Today, I have Mr. Roboto by Styx in my head.

 

[Trifixion]

I often find myself wondering what various songs would sound like if Bob Dylan were to sing them. "Stairway To Heaven" yields some odd results, I must say.

 

[Disaster Button]

I play out different situations in my head and then realize how unlikely they are to happen, despite seeming so plausible in my mind.

I do this.

I have surreal fantasies that can be triggered by anything. One time I imagined two cows fightning each other, it escalated to the point where they turned into giant cow robots and fought all over the city.

I have conversations with 2 other voices (that are still me with different personalities) in my head. They also have conersations with themselves whenever they feel like it.

I worry about whether people can hear my thoughts.

I also ask weird questions to myself, like whether if being forced to listen to a song would be called musical rape or ear rape. I prefer ear rape, it sounds more fantastical.

The other day I was thinking about how I would create my futuristic city, it would float on the ocean for one thing.

Those are some of the things that spring to mind. My head is like a funhouse on acid.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Mine involve what would I would do if a brawl were to break out wherever I am at the moment.

 

[FranzTyphid]

the thing that crosses my mind most of the time.

"man I wish I was playing bass right now"
except when I am playing bass of course,

Your quite the genius

My usually involve me pretending to be gay so i could watch my female friends getting changed

 

[the secend child]

one of the most common now days is what would happen if i fused a cat with a t-rex....or how to rule the world ether way they keep me bussy

 

[T-Bone24]

I keep wondering what it would be like to have a prosthetic foot. I even have the reason for amputation all planned out. I'm hit by a car across the shin, and the wound gets badly infected or something. I'm still left with a knee, just a prosthetic foot. Then it gets crazy like all the toes having the functions of a swiss army knife.