Weird Topics (No , not pizza)

[hyperhammy]

This thread was inspired by a (girl)friend from my class. We were chatting when we suddenly drifted into strange topics, last of all talking about sex fantasies and mastrubating...(?!) =P
So my question is, what was the weirdest topic of an conversation you ever had? How did you get there?

 

[tomtom94]

Details or it didn't happen

OT: I'm quite random, so I often end up in bizarre-o-world with my friends. I've ended up discussing all kinds of shit with my male friends. Girls tend to run away if the conversation gets even slightly inclined towards sex.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I quite often end up in a lot of sex/relationship topics with people.

Strangely, moreso with my lady-friends. I think they consider me a girl or something.

:EDIT:
Also, a question. How do you cross out things on here? I've seen it a few times and I'm intrigued.

 

[eggy32]

I often have conversations about fucking cats and being a secret agent spy with one of my friends.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Girls tend to run away if the conversation gets even slightly inclined towards sex.

Really? I usually end up talking about that stuff with girls. In fact there's a girl I know who I've had a bondage partners running gag with for ages. And there's another who laughs whenever people sneeze now after a discussion about what you should do if you need to sneeze when performing oral sex.

Seriously, I've gone from passing the time of day with people to talking about preferred arse-wiping methods without noticing.

 

[tomtom94]

Girls tend to run away if the conversation gets even slightly inclined towards sex.

Really? I usually end up talking about that stuff with girls. In fact there's a girl I know who I've had a bondage partners running gag with for ages.

Seriously, I've gone from passing the time of day with people to talking about preferred arse-wiping methods without noticing.

May also be to do with the people I know (I'd say most of the girls I know are middle-class). Everyone's different. I can tell the same joke to two different friends and get completely different reactions.

 

[child of lileth]

lol. Alot of conversations I have online in private tend to devolve into sex talks like in the OP at some point. XD

Anyway, I think the strangest ones might be be when we talk about stuff in dreams. One time my cousin told me about how he had a dream about being at a BBQ with people in Disney character costumes like at Disney World or something, and he said Micky just suddenly started screaming, and threw his own face into the grill, closed it, and started chasing him with the grill around his head.

Definitely the strangest topic I can remember at the moment.

 

[Scobie]

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[Ironic Pirate]

I often have conversations about fucking cats and being a secret agent spy with one of my friends.

Fucking cats? That sentence could be quite disturbing depending on which usage of fuck we're using here...

And my conversations end up becoming a long winded rant followed by discussions of the merits of various stand-up comedians.

 

[eggy32]

I often have conversations about fucking cats and being a secret agent spy with one of my friends.

Fucking cats? That sentence could be quite disturbing depending on which usage of fuck we're using here...

And my conversations end up becoming a long winded rant followed by discussions of the merits of various stand-up comedians.

I was using it as a verb.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[iLikeHippos]

I don't have anyone to talk to.

So... I don't know what you are talking about.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Uh....Did anyone else notice that the title doesn't make sense because you put toppings on pizza, not topics?

 

[Lacsapix]

I am a guy (let's make that very clear)
And I was discussing with a friend that our teacher (also male) looked better with a beard then shaved.
But it was true!!!

 

[Eumersian]

This one time, I ended up talking about absolutely nothing. I was with a group of friends, and none of us could decide on a topic of interest. Practically every sentence had nothing to do with any other at the time.

 

[Quaxar]

I am a guy (let's make that very clear)
And I was discussing with a friend that our teacher (also male) looked better with a beard then shaved.
But it was true!!!

Nothing wrong with that. I have discussed the Bond actors' looks, the truth's not weird.

OT: Is it a weird topic to talk like the pink and blue unicorn from Charlie the unicorn to each other? I mean quotes. And normal talk. A good mix of both.
Other than that, I had a discussion yesterday night with my best friend while waiting for the bus home. I insisted the strange ringing were the bells of the apocalypse, she tried to convince me it only was flags in the wind. Pah, I say!

 

[bak00777]

well everyonce in a while someone will bring up something, and i segway into a random fact that evolves into a full blown conversation about randomness.

 

[Monshroud]

Some time ago a conversation that started with us talking about an upcoming convention soon turned into a discussion on cures for menstrual cramps. I really wish I had recorded said conversation because at one point we actually wondered how we got there..

 

[Tagball]

Having the power to scream so loudly......


........you can make people's skin rip off.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I once talked with a friend about what would happen if we stepped outside of time and space.

We came to the conclusion that there would be a phone with a direct line to God. We would use it to call him and ask him what he was wearing. Also, outside of time and space is purple.