Weird Wished-For Game Mods

[mshcherbatskaya]

I really love Half-Life 2, but I have...zombie issues. Don't judge me.

I wish I had a mod that replaced all the zombies in HL2 with clowns. Again, don't judge me.

For the slow zombies, you'd have regular clowns with big floppy feet. Instead of head-crabs, you would have clown wigs that try to jump on your head and turn you into a clown. For the fast zombies, instead or regular clowns you would have mimes, and the poison head-crabs would be berets.

Oh, quit looking at me like that! Are you telling me you wouldn't like to shoot clowns? Who doesn't want to shoot clowns? And, so, anyway...

What weird game mod would you like to play?

 

[Erana]

Everything with Solid Snake replacing the protagonist.
Better yet, make that Naked Snake.

Just imagine him in Hyrule...
Eating Everything.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

In Sims 3 I wouldn't mind Terran Stormguard Armor...
Dress to kill. but not really odd.
or a mod where you could draw on faces

 

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

Everything with Solid Snake replacing the protagonist.
Better yet, make that Naked Snake.

Just imagine him in Hyrule...
Eating Everything.

Say What?

 

[grimsprice]

Maybe a

Everything with Solid Snake replacing the protagonist.
Better yet, make that Naked Snake.

Just imagine him in Hyrule...
Eating Everything.

Thats mildly disturbing... especially naked. although if he was in Fallout 3 then crouching could have him hide in his box, now that would be awesome.

 

[Pifflestick]

Dildo melee weapon in Fallout 3. Or better yet, a dildo cannon.

 

[Erana]

Everything with Solid Snake replacing the protagonist.
Better yet, make that Naked Snake.

Just imagine him in Hyrule...
Eating Everything.

Say What?

Metal Gear.
The Big Boss when he was young.
Just... well, this [http://www.viddler.com/explore/ChipCheezum/videos/170/] is a pretty good way of explaining it.
The chick on the horse there, (Code named "para-medic") her sole purpose in the game is to let you save and to tell you how things taste.

 

[phatty500]

turn all the citizens in gta4 into zombies.

 

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

Everything with Solid Snake replacing the protagonist.
Better yet, make that Naked Snake.

Just imagine him in Hyrule...
Eating Everything.

Say What?

Metal Gear.
The Big Boss when he was young.
Just... well, this [http://www.viddler.com/explore/ChipCheezum/videos/170/] is a pretty good way of explaining it.
The chick on the horse there, (Code named "para-medic") her sole purpose in the game is to let you save and to tell you how things taste.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Wut?

 

[Chainsaws_of_War_2]

Playing as Cortana wearing a bikini in place of Master Chief.

Oh come on, you knew someone was gonna say it and it's not like I wasn't the only one to think she might be somewhat hot...

EDIT: In multiplayer, I just realized you can't see yourself in campaign.

 

[FROGGEman2]

I want a mod for Portal so that you play GLADoS, and your job is to make puzzles and try and kill Chell, in RTS style. That would be sooooooooooo good.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

*snip*

What the hell is wrong with you? You can not stand zombies so you want them to be replaced with CLOWNS? Wtf? Clowns are like 10 times scarier. Clowns are soo scary even Satan himself fears them. That is why he banished them from hell and sent them here.
After watching "It" Satan was sitting in his bed, rocking back and forth saying "can't sleep, clown'll eat me, can't sleep, clown'll eat me" over and over again.

Clowns don't scare me, they just irritate me to the point that I want to shoot them, lots and lots of them, preferably with a circular saw blade and a gravity gun. Zombies, on the other hand, are not merely scary, they are scary and gross and they tend to flail about, which is even grosser. I can't marathon HL2 the way I can with just about any other game because I get too wigged out. I end up curled up all bug-eyed in my chair like a gerbil on meth. Ravenholm makes me so tense it literally puts me in the chiropractor's office with a tweaked neck.

EDIT: What's with all the naked people? You call that weird? I fill a game with rampant clowns and you want to see Cortana's cleavage or watch Snake running around with his junk hanging out? You people have either lead very sheltered lives or you just aren't trying hard enough.

Seriously.

Clowns!

Edit the Second: OK, naked, rotting zombie chicks is a little bit out of the ordinary. More than a little, really. Thank you for making me and my clowns look almost normal by comparison.

 

[WiccaVamp]

Have one of the silent hill games (any of them but 5) boss fights be an overly distorted version of the monty python evil Rabbit....that would scare the shit outta me... 0_o

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Clowns are scarier than zombies. Kiss: Psycho Circus may be the scariest FPS ever because it has spider clowns. I wouldn't know, I haven't played it. I'm also not scared of spiders so I could focus on the spider part of the spider clown if the clown part was too terrifying.

I would like a mod of Mass Effect that changed all the talking to some weird alien babble so I had to rely on the subtitles. I would also replace all of the characters with robots and replace the space magic with space lasers.

 

[Zildjin81]

turn all the citizens in gta4 into zombies.

Holy crap.... that would be awesome.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I want a mod for Fallout 3 that adds in a faction of sentient Walruses mutated by radiation, and you have to go to their secret underwater city to defeat the mutant walrus menace!

 

[fedpayne]

turn all the citizens in gta4 into zombies.

Yup, discussed this with friend. Would be totally awesome.

Add a bit of decay to the buildings, and alot to the streets, have all the cars abandoned by the side of the road. Have cops as Government men trying to kill you, criminals as Mad Max style raiders.

Awesome.

 

[MasterSqueak]

*snip*

What the hell is wrong with you? You can not stand zombies so you want them to be replaced with CLOWNS? Wtf? Clowns are like 10 times scarier. Clowns are soo scary even Satan himself fears them. That is why he banished them from hell and sent them here.
After watching "It" Satan was sitting in his bed, rocking back and forth saying "can't sleep, clown'll eat me, can't sleep, clown'll eat me" over and over again.

Clowns don't scare me, they just irritate me to the point that I want to shoot them, lots and lots of them, preferably with a circular saw blade and a gravity gun. Zombies, on the other hand, are not merely scary, they are scary and gross and they tend to flail about, which is even grosser. I can't marathon HL2 the way I can with just about any other game because I get too wigged out. I end up curled up all bug-eyed in my chair like a gerbil on meth. Ravenholm makes me so tense it literally puts me in the chiropractor's office with a tweaked neck.

EDIT: What's with all the naked people? You call that weird? I fill a game with rampant clowns and you want to see Cortana's cleavage or watch Snake running around with his junk hanging out? You people have either lead very sheltered lives or you just aren't trying hard enough.

Seriously.

Clowns!

Edit the Second: OK, naked, rotting zombie chicks is a little bit out of the ordinary. More than a little, really. Thank you for making me and my clowns look almost normal by comparison.

Naked Snake was Big Boss' codename in MGS3.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

*snip*

What the hell is wrong with you? You can not stand zombies so you want them to be replaced with CLOWNS? Wtf? Clowns are like 10 times scarier. Clowns are soo scary even Satan himself fears them. That is why he banished them from hell and sent them here.
After watching "It" Satan was sitting in his bed, rocking back and forth saying "can't sleep, clown'll eat me, can't sleep, clown'll eat me" over and over again.

Clowns don't scare me, they just irritate me to the point that I want to shoot them, lots and lots of them, preferably with a circular saw blade and a gravity gun. Zombies, on the other hand, are not merely scary, they are scary and gross and they tend to flail about, which is even grosser. I can't marathon HL2 the way I can with just about any other game because I get too wigged out. I end up curled up all bug-eyed in my chair like a gerbil on meth. Ravenholm makes me so tense it literally puts me in the chiropractor's office with a tweaked neck.

EDIT: What's with all the naked people? You call that weird? I fill a game with rampant clowns and you want to see Cortana's cleavage or watch Snake running around with his junk hanging out? You people have either lead very sheltered lives or you just aren't trying hard enough.

Seriously.

Clowns!

Edit the Second: OK, naked, rotting zombie chicks is a little bit out of the ordinary. More than a little, really. Thank you for making me and my clowns look almost normal by comparison.

Naked Snake was Big Boss' codename in MGS3.

Oh! OK. Well, that's a lot less than actually naked Snake.

 

[scotth266]

You know what we need?

We need more BARNEY mods!

Hell, if DOOM had Barney mods, we can make Barney mods for modern games.