Weirdest bribes you've been offered.

[Uncreative]

Well, my little cousin recently found a kitten, and wanted to give it a good home.
She promptly sent me an email describing how cute it was, telling me how much my own cat would love it, and how awesome it would be for me to come across the country to visit them and get it, detailing how much they all missed me.

Of course, my first reaction to being bribed to visit my cousins with a kitten is to make a thread asking you all, What is the weirdest thing you've been bribed with?

Shoot, lets toss in Been bribed to do, too.

 

[Estocavio]

I was once offered a 48 Hour Xbox Live Gold Trial in return for signing in on someone elses account and getting them every Fallout 3 Achievement... Worst. Bribe. Ever.

 

[Miumaru]

If I took a shot from an Ice Louge (sp?) Id get to "motorboat" my cousin's friend's breasts. Dont like girls, dont like alchohol. No thanks.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Mostly, I've been bribed with things I can't recount here for fear of mod wrath. But I got bribed with Chinese food because I'd worked roughly 24 hours over a period of 3 days, to cover someone's ass.

 

[no oneder]

I was once offered a full meal at some cheap restaurant to go with someone to the prom dance. I went to the restaurant, but didn't go to the dance. And I lost karma.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

i got offered sex from a girl to make her a facebook account. Being a lesbian and incrediably attracted to her, i said yes and proceeded to... well lets just leave that to your imagination.

so maybe its not weird, but i think what she offered it FOR was odd... does that make her a slut? xD

 

[Mimssy]

My manager bribed me with a pair of pants to speed run work that normally would have taken twice the time I did it in. Now, I've got me some snazzy new pants.

 

[Deviltongue]

If I took a shot from an Ice Louge (sp?) Id get to "motorboat" my cousin's friend's breasts. Dont like girls, dont like alchohol. No thanks.

You don't like girls? But girls are awesome!

OT: Once I was bribed to start a commotion during a school assembly with and I quote "Something Awesome." Never got a clarification and I didn't do it.

 

[GudangGaram]

A friend novelist would write me into his novel if I'd quit smoking.

 

[sean877]

I was bribed with a free meal at my place of employment to not go on my 30 minute lunch break. A bit ironic eh?

 

[Mimssy]

If I took a shot from an Ice Louge (sp?) Id get to "motorboat" my cousin's friend's breasts. Dont like girls, dont like alchohol. No thanks.

You don't like girls? But girls are awesome!

It's true! We're soft, cuddly, and generally smell good.

 

[SteinFaust]

well, back when i was maybe 10 or so, i was in Rye Playland (an amusement park). i went in the bathroom and someone saw my chrome-silver shades and offered me a ride on a roller coaster. he had a staff t-shirt, but that was the wrong wording in the wrong facility. i said no and promptly walked out.
creepiest bribe ever.

 

[Dags90]

One of my mom's friends more or less asked me if I wanted to be his house boy. ~.~

 

[InnerRebellion]

A girl in my class is an avid weed smoker and one day comes up to me, begging for weed money and says, that in return, I'll get a BJ, can lick her breasts and can fuck her up the butt. She's hot, but I have a girlfriend, and I'm broke.