The weirdest thing that ever happened to me would have to be the time I was playing L4D2, I got seperated from the group and a jockey came up and sat in front of me. It didn't attack, just sat there (it made eye contact with me), so I emptied an entire clip at it and missed every shot(it took up the whole crosair). the weirdest part is, it sat there the whole time and for a second afterward, so either it was taunting me, or was as amazed as I was.
Weirdest Childhood Experience
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That totally wasn't me. I live in America. I've never even been to this strange Europe continent you speak. Nope, not me. NeverBinnsyboy said:
Yeah, I'm pretty certain that counts. And I really hope you explain that. Sounds fun.
Well, I live in the North of England, in Yorkshire. Large parts of Yorkshire are woods or moorland. As it happens, my family tends three thousand acres of moorland called the Grimwith estate. This involves keeping, breeding and training a pack of gun dogs and worker dogs. Something I've been taught to do better than most professionals. In any case, when I was a kid, there was only one other child I interacted with. Aside from that, I spent a lot of time on the moors with my dad and uncles. They'd do their thing, and I spent all my time with the dogs. My first memory is being in the back of a landrover with labradors climbing over me. I have this huge natural affinity for dogs, and innately understanding their behavior, and I imagine its affected my own on some level.Revnak said:
So even though I think cats are kind of nice, I'll always be a dog person, because I was part of a pack. Hell, one thing I always do that nobody else does is let the new pups teeth on my forearm. They love it. And to this day, I wrestle dogs as a form of exercise.
Pretty damn boring childhood...
I guess one time we found a large industrial ditch full of water, and everyone decided to jump in
I think i even jumped my bike into it
I guess one time we found a large industrial ditch full of water, and everyone decided to jump in
I think i even jumped my bike into it
When me and my friend were young, we took a bath together.
He stood up, and I rubbed his penis with my toes.
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Yeah looking back that's kind of weird.
He stood up, and I rubbed his penis with my toes.
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Yeah looking back that's kind of weird.
I never had much of a wierd childhood, i do remember when i was really young (not sure of my age, i was still in diapers and couldn't speak much, so i'm guessing 3), possibly my first memory even, i woke up really early in the morning and ran to the couch, i saw my mom's car keys sitting there and picked them up and started to press all the buttons. Seconds later the car alarm starts going off, my mom runs into the room and sees me with the keys. I look at her and say "Beep Beep Mommy!".
I have a fairly long but extremely bizarre story about something that happened to me a few years back.
I got home from school one day and realized I had forgotten the key to my house (I had left it inside). Since nobody was home I was essentially locked out. When this kind of thing happens I usually walk to my closest friends house. My closest friend however had recently moved away and his house was up for sale, completely empty.
Being bored though I walked to his house anyway. He had had a dog and therefore a doggy door installed into the back of his house that we had frequently used to get inside whenever he got locked out. Suffice to say I used to the doggy door to break into the empty up-for-sale house and went inside.
For a while I just wandered around the house, noting how creepy it was now with all the decorations/furniture removed. Before I left I noticed a key was left in the inside lock to the back door. I'm not entirely sure why but I took the key with me when I left. I know it's technically stealing, but it seemed harmless since it was a key to an empty house. And I could already get in whenever I wanted via the doggy door.
Afterwards I walked back to my house and, even though I knew it wouldn't work, I decided to try the key I had just found on the lock to my own front door.
It fucking opened.
I'm not sure how or why but I am now in possession of a key which can magically open the door to both houses. A part of me wonders if this is some sort of master key that the lockmakers who were redoing the locks on the house make. Perhaps it can open other doors to other houses as well.
Anyway some new family lives in that house now and it's creepy knowing that I have a key to their house which they don't even know about.
I got home from school one day and realized I had forgotten the key to my house (I had left it inside). Since nobody was home I was essentially locked out. When this kind of thing happens I usually walk to my closest friends house. My closest friend however had recently moved away and his house was up for sale, completely empty.
Being bored though I walked to his house anyway. He had had a dog and therefore a doggy door installed into the back of his house that we had frequently used to get inside whenever he got locked out. Suffice to say I used to the doggy door to break into the empty up-for-sale house and went inside.
For a while I just wandered around the house, noting how creepy it was now with all the decorations/furniture removed. Before I left I noticed a key was left in the inside lock to the back door. I'm not entirely sure why but I took the key with me when I left. I know it's technically stealing, but it seemed harmless since it was a key to an empty house. And I could already get in whenever I wanted via the doggy door.
Afterwards I walked back to my house and, even though I knew it wouldn't work, I decided to try the key I had just found on the lock to my own front door.
It fucking opened.
I'm not sure how or why but I am now in possession of a key which can magically open the door to both houses. A part of me wonders if this is some sort of master key that the lockmakers who were redoing the locks on the house make. Perhaps it can open other doors to other houses as well.
Anyway some new family lives in that house now and it's creepy knowing that I have a key to their house which they don't even know about.
Could be the first time someone walked in on me masturbating or the first time I forgot to delete my history, actually I can top both of those. One time I came home from school and no one was home (not out of the ordinary) my step dads work laptop was on the couch (also not out of the ordinary) what was out of the ordinary however was that he must have been watching porn before anyone got home and he left to wherever he was because I could hear the porn, I lifted the lid on it and he'd locked it but forget to close the video. It finished before anyone else came home but it was a hilariously odd experience.
I don't know anything about keys/locks, but I've compared them and its ridge pattern is different than the original key to my door. Both of them work on the door however.MrStab said:
I've also tried opening his front door with the key to my house and it doesn't work, so it's not that we have identical locks or anything.
It's just that key. Somehow it opens both doors.
When I was 6, I was tied up with jump rope and locked in a closet in a daycare for playing with a doll.
The first time I attempted suicide was trying to drown myself at 7.
I had rocks thrown at me in elementary school because I didn't go to church.
There was also the time I learned my ABC's in kindergarten and the prize was a hamburger. I couldn't eat cheese so I got yelled at. Oh, I also had to teach myself how to write because she kept trying to make me hold the pencil with my right hand and then left me to write.
-_- people wonder why I have issues.
The first time I attempted suicide was trying to drown myself at 7.
I had rocks thrown at me in elementary school because I didn't go to church.
There was also the time I learned my ABC's in kindergarten and the prize was a hamburger. I couldn't eat cheese so I got yelled at. Oh, I also had to teach myself how to write because she kept trying to make me hold the pencil with my right hand and then left me to write.
-_- people wonder why I have issues.
