Weirdest combo ever purchased.

[The Afrodactyl]

I once bought a rolling pin, some cucumbers, condoms and a bottle of olive oil.

The cashier lady gave me the weirdest look. I needed cooking supplies and just happened to buy condoms.

:EDIT:
I also bought an apple pie once. Just because I could. So my sister had all of the bags, whilst I had my face buried in a pie.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Cookies
Duct Tape
Milk
Small Sandvich
Flippers
Condoms (for somebody else)
Tampons (also for somebody else)
2 Cherry Cokes
Star Wars
Pop Corn

You can see where this is turning into...

 

[antidonkey]

Bible
Jar of Mayo
Plunger
3 pack of young girl's panties


What a great weekend.

 

[icyneesan]

What I can only describe as a long metal pole, and a jar of Vaseline.

 

[Gardenia]

My kitchen knife had recently broken from its handle, so I had to buy a new one. While I was there, I thought: "Well, no harm in picking up some condoms at the same time." The old lady behind the counter looked at me like she wanted to call the police.

 

[nelsonr100]

A big, glass, 2 litre bottle of Scrumpy Cider (one of those cool bottles with the little glass ring handle)
Microwave popcorn
Chewits

I got ID'ed twice during the purchase by the same woman. She had to ask to see my ID again after being apparently so confused by this combination.

 

[kintaris]

Hey guys.
I was in the shops the other days and got a weird look from the checkout chick for the items I was buying, which were;

Duct tape.
Shoes.
Kerosene.
Chips.
Vaseline.
A small hair dryer.

The way she processed my purchased goods seemed almost insultingly slow, with occasional glances up to check if I might actually be serious about wanting to by this combination of items.

So, tell me Escapists, whats the weirdest set/combo of items ever purchased at the same time?

Surprised she didn't exclaim 'Oh! I see you're trying to fix your 360.'

For me, its got to be any time you buy condoms and have anything else in your basket. Immediately rings alarm bells for the poor shop assistant.

Condoms
Bandages
Toothpaste
Mother's Day card
Batteries

 

[Zhukov]

2 packets of D batteries
1 packet of stockings
1 floating candle set
1 jar of moisturiser

It was all so innocent, I didn't realise how dodgy it all looked until the girl on the checkout burst out laughing.

Huh? I don't get it. What's dodgy about that?

EDIT: No wait, never mind. I get it.

 

[Legend of J]

Porn mag
Petrol
Vaseline
High school musical 2
A pack of rubber johnnys
A pack of cigarets
And some rope.

Trust me last time i go in for my mates to pay for petrol lol.

 

[RiffRaff]

Not strange, but I made me look twice:
worked in a grocery store, guy came in Friday night, bought whipped cream, chocolate and strawberries but no ice cream in a jogging suit and seemed like he was in a hurry.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

I once bought condoms, two packets of ibuprofen, a case of beer and a bottle whiskey from the same shop. Yeah, poor cashier didn't know what the hell to think.

 

[strum4h]

rat poison, funnel, 20 oz Dr Pepper. I was thirsty and had a rat problem. Funnel was for my transmission fluid. The cashier thought otherwise.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Eggs, propane starter, and toilet paper.

...what? It was for a barbeque!

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Custard, mikando's, dairy milk and vasaline.


It wasn't as wrong as a night as it sounds..

 

[Remzer]

What happens quite often is me going to the drugstore to buy a bunch of feminine hygiene products for my fiancée. Woman's deodorant, shaving cream, body wash... and pads???

I almost feel like burping at the cashier to prove I'm a manly man (and a pig).

 

[SillyNilly]

2 packets of D batteries
1 packet of stockings
1 floating candle set
1 jar of moisturiser

It was all so innocent, I didn't realise how dodgy it all looked until the girl on the checkout burst out laughing.

Never have I abruptly laughed at the spontaneity of random objects coming together to make something of a moment so hilarious.

Thank you for that.

EDIT: Nothing I ever buy is as eventful as I would hope it to be. I usually buy items individually, as I'm not a big shopper. :/

 

[Doomdiver]

Not too weird but:
Cotton Wool
Duct tape
Can of Monster Energy Drink

Me and a friend were making this helmet for a fancy dress costume and it needed padding.

Spoiler

 

[Mimssy]

Condoms, whipped cream, trash bags, and duct tape.

All of these things were unrelated, though it looked like I was going to sex up some male hookers and dispose of the bodies.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Hand lotion
Dog food
Condoms
D batteries
cream cheese
Q tips
Dragon Ball Z Volume 3

 

[CrashBang]

I was going to get some drain cleaner from the store one night when I remembered that I also needed a new box of cereal. The check out woman didn't want to sell me the drain cleaner at 10 at night with cereal as my only other item.

Hahaha I lol'd for like 5 minutes at this. It couldn't have been worse if you'd been buying bubble bath and a toaster