Weirdest compliments you've ever received?
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"You'd make a good wife for someone".
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Never! I shall never marry! I have no intention of marrying or having children!
... unless I adopt.
Well, anyway, that was probably my weirdest compliment. Can't remember any others. My memory sucks ;~;
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Never! I shall never marry! I have no intention of marrying or having children!
... unless I adopt.
Well, anyway, that was probably my weirdest compliment. Can't remember any others. My memory sucks ;~;
a boy once said that i had "the most stunningly gorgeous elbows" he'd ever seen. he used it as a pick-up line/ice-breaker. we dated for 2 years. 
my gyno once told me that i have an incredible pelvic floor about 2 seconds after he walked in the exam room door. and he sounded entirely too enthusiastic about it. ie "OMG!!!!!1!1! you like, totally have, like, the best. pelvic floor. EVAR!" it was disconcerting. especially since i had no idea at the time what a pelvic floor was, beyond the assumption that it had something to do with my pelvic region.
my gyno once told me that i have an incredible pelvic floor about 2 seconds after he walked in the exam room door. and he sounded entirely too enthusiastic about it. ie "OMG!!!!!1!1! you like, totally have, like, the best. pelvic floor. EVAR!" it was disconcerting. especially since i had no idea at the time what a pelvic floor was, beyond the assumption that it had something to do with my pelvic region.
long hair is a far too convenient hand-hold for the zombies!CloggedDonkey said:
On eof my friends said I was the most asexual humanity will ever be, which I took to mean that I can think without the use of my penis.
Well i've been complemented for soldering things as neatly as a machine (this worries me for some reason).
Also apparently my hair is good for stroking?!?
Also apparently my hair is good for stroking?!?
That when I enter the room it's like a cleansing blast of sexy. This was from a straight guy. It's not only the weirdest but easily the coolest.
I've been told that I look like Ron from Harry Potter, I dont know if it can be taken as a compliment because all redheads seem to look like him in the eyes of non-redheads, it's a bit like how all asians lookalike
I'm often told that I have a high pain threshold. And I'm stoic.
My favourite would be after arguing with this kid about me having long hair, and winning, my friend just said, "I'd have sex with your hair."
It is probably one of my favourites.
My favourite would be after arguing with this kid about me having long hair, and winning, my friend just said, "I'd have sex with your hair."
It is probably one of my favourites.
"You're like Hitler!.. In the good way"
After I revealed I had captured Paris within 5 days of opening my attack in Hearts of Iron II.
If anyone's curious I also conquered Britain by landing paratroopers at night in Belgium while the Luftwaffe raped the RAF - then brought in Tanks and mechanized forces under cover of torpedo bombers and 5 carriers.
Britain lasted 1 month and 3 weeks from initial landings.
After I revealed I had captured Paris within 5 days of opening my attack in Hearts of Iron II.
If anyone's curious I also conquered Britain by landing paratroopers at night in Belgium while the Luftwaffe raped the RAF - then brought in Tanks and mechanized forces under cover of torpedo bombers and 5 carriers.
Britain lasted 1 month and 3 weeks from initial landings.
I love drunk peopleFurburt said:
On-topic, someone said that I listened to weird music, and that's hot. Dunno how music affects my appearance, but what the hell.
A friend of mine once said a quote I thought was quite ingenious so I asked her where she heard it from. She looked me shocked and said, "Dude, you said it."
Oddest yet coolest unintentional compliment I'll ever get.
Oddest yet coolest unintentional compliment I'll ever get.
I have been told repeatedly and by many people that I look like Andy Murray. I take it as a compliment because if I was to get offended by it I would spend far too much of my time annoyed.
On a related sidenote for Facebook Doppleganger week I replaced my profile picture with one of Andy Murray and it took quite a few people several days to realise it wasn't me.
There has to be some way of making money from it. I visit to Wimbledon is in order I think...
On a related sidenote for Facebook Doppleganger week I replaced my profile picture with one of Andy Murray and it took quite a few people several days to realise it wasn't me.
There has to be some way of making money from it. I visit to Wimbledon is in order I think...
Maybe not really weird but it stuck in my mind anyway.
I was speaking with an older colleague (I can't remember the subject) when he told me:
"That's what I like about you: You're intelligent but you're not intellectual........"
After some thinking I decided that it was a compliment. XD
I was speaking with an older colleague (I can't remember the subject) when he told me:
"That's what I like about you: You're intelligent but you're not intellectual........"
After some thinking I decided that it was a compliment. XD
At school we had to pick random people from our class and say one compliment about them and then the person picked had to choose someone. A girl picked me and said I had the best looking hair she's ever seen, not the hairstyle, just the hair(I'm a guy btw).