Weirdest compliments you've ever received?

[Demons_Bane]

"You have really cute butt."

From a multiple female acquaintances of mine.

Being a gentleman, I never really have an answer for it. I think they might just be fucking with me.

Same, still not sure if they were pulling my chain :/

 

[Demons_Bane]

Oh yeah. My dentist also says that I have a 'small and cute' mouth.

You may want to be afraid. Dentists typically have oral fixations.

Eh. She's the best dentist I've ever had, she's awesome.

I thought it was a guy dentist. I should have asked. In that case...

Just kidding. Haha.

That reminds me, dentists are usually always really attractive. What's up with that?

Dentists i have been to are always, not attractive.

 

[Koeryn]

Oh yeah. My dentist also says that I have a 'small and cute' mouth.

You may want to be afraid. Dentists typically have oral fixations.

Eh. She's the best dentist I've ever had, she's awesome.

I thought it was a guy dentist. I should have asked. In that case...

Just kidding. Haha.

That reminds me, dentists are usually always really attractive. What's up with that?

No idea. She's tall and blonde, and her husband's a tall, dark hispanic guy. Actually, they wouldn't really look out of place in a Zorro movie. :O

 

[pearcinator]

Oh yeah. My dentist also says that I have a 'small and cute' mouth.

You may want to be afraid. Dentists typically have oral fixations.

Eh. She's the best dentist I've ever had, she's awesome.

I thought it was a guy dentist. I should have asked. In that case...

Just kidding. Haha.

That reminds me, dentists are usually always really attractive. What's up with that?

Dentists i have been to are always, not attractive.

same here...all my local dentists are female...and reallly reallllly ugly.

 

[Demons_Bane]

Oh yeah. My dentist also says that I have a 'small and cute' mouth.

You may want to be afraid. Dentists typically have oral fixations.

Eh. She's the best dentist I've ever had, she's awesome.

I thought it was a guy dentist. I should have asked. In that case...

Just kidding. Haha.

That reminds me, dentists are usually always really attractive. What's up with that?

Dentists i have been to are always, not attractive.

same here...all my local dentists are female...and reallly reallllly ugly.

I have only had male dentist and even if i was 'that way' i would still feel an urge to close my eyes.

 

[magikltrevr]

I have two. One was a lady coming up behind me on the street and smelling my hair. She said it smelled good.

The other was getting on a bus to go somewhere and the bus driver told me I have very pretty eyes.

I guess me being a guy is what makes it strange.

 

[WolfMage]

"Y'know, you're smart, and you think with logic a lot, but you don't ever thnik with your emotions. You're heartless." - Girl I love.

 

[ChocoFace]

Someone told me that i had a nice back one time.

A back? Like how can a back be attractive?

by...not being too hairy? I wouldn't dwell on the subject for too long.

Weirdest compliment i've been getting is that "You're so tall!", when i'm really not(im 6'4" or 195cm). They're just short.

 

[Doclector]

Being told I look like a young Tim Burton and a young Stephen King ON THE SAME DAY.

Just who the hell am I!?

 

[J. MB]

"You're pretty mad, mate... please don't kill me"

I hadn't talked to him ever up to that point. Just the weirdest thing that could vaguely be considered a compliment.

 

[Hazy]

I have been told by several people that I have beautiful eyelashes. As a man, I'm not sure what to think about that.

Seems you and I are in the same boat, I'm afraid. :S

*has sudden memory jolt* Oh crap me too, by a lot of girls that were jealous

Gentlemen, then there is only one logical solution to this predicament.

We shall don our suits, fedoras, canes, and take a trip around the world to cause envy to millions of women everywhere.

I shall see you at dawn.

Well as long as we also have monocles and sing a jaunty tune whilst strolling down the avenue

Oh you know we will.

 

[Mechsoap]

that i have a talent in getting people hurt

 

[tehweave]

You look less fat today!

 

[Lyinginbedmon]

"Your eyebrows remind me of Groucho Marx"

She later clarified that it was in their expressiveness, but still that's pretty wierd.

 

[Quaxar]

"holy shit i can see all your veins let me poke them"
"you are so white if i put a piece of paper on your skin the paper would disappear"
"your pale as a buttfuck" (close friend not sure where the word buttfuck came from)

I sleep in a nice way... I mean what the hell?

"Your skin is like porcelin, I can see your veins!" It was daytime and the sun was out, so the complimenter wasn't a vampire.

Yeah, got that "nice veins" compliment too. Interestingly more than once from more than one person. I am now carrying a point stick and hammer with me at all times, just to be sure...

I think we should band together for protection, maybe see if Buffy's free. I got garlic!

I'll bring the silver bullets. Ha, everyone thought I was crazy when I melted all our good cutlery to cast it into bullets, but finally it payed off!
We may want to think of a cool name now. As we all know noone can hunt monsters without a cool name. And stereotypical characters, but that's the next step I suppose.

 

[phohouse]

When I was walking down the street one time, some guy came up to me and told me I had a nice ass. I'm a guy.

 

[WitherVoice]

"Damn you and your strong, perfect fingernails! I wish mine didn't need all this stuff just to not break, and yours look good too damnit!"

Said by my ex. And yea, I'm male.

 

[Nannernade]

I was playing my online game yesterday mining a star a lot of people around, and one guy was sent away by a random event, he came back and I said we saved some star just for you. =P

His response: Well, that's mighty white of you! =D

 

[CatAttack]

My boyfriend once said to me "You have nice folds" I wasnt sure what he meant im very skinny and have no fat folds at all and even if i did theyd not be nice I asked him what he meant and apparently it was something to do with the shape of my bum but i never fully understood.