Weirdest Conversation?

[GHMonkey]

"dude... you...your... your face is a jimmy john, hahahaha! can i-i-i ax you a question, dose red wine, red bull, and scotch mix?"

"dude, this is college, it all mixes"

 

[Sassafrass]

I once had a conversation with my friend which involved dating his sister.

You or him?

Weirdly enough, it was about both of us dating his sister...

 

[Florion]

My friend and I made a drunk-versus-zombiedom cartesian graph. That was pretty interesting.

 

[Yoshemo]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Weirdest conversation? We went from a Talk about politics to who would win in a fight between Solid snake and Duke Nukem.. which then degenerated into ethnic jokes, which then generated into why all pokemon lay eggs, despite some being labeled mammals.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

............................................. Got a video?

 

[Scratcher]

can't really think of the weirdest... alot of my friends can be described as social deviants in the right context... 6am I was chatting to one about various things. This included a ponderous contemplation of how a Horse girl is supposed to act as a dom to an already disciplined puppy girl (not furry).

 

[similar.squirrel]

Most recent one I can remember was about rocking-horses as a viable means of transport.
I hang about in a second-hand bookstore, so my brain has been corrupted to the point where return to normality is impossible.

 

[SultanP]

Don't know. I have lots of them, so I'll just pick one that springs to mind:
My flatmate and I were trying out this new restaurant with a buffet. There were a couple birthday parties there, one of which was for a decent looking girl about our age. For some reason, we started talking about how funny it would be to rape her, and wish her happy birthday, just to make the day more memorable. This ended in a logical debate on how one would best go about doing this. We continued the debate while choosing some more food at the buffet, while an elderly couple was standing right next to us. That was a bit weird. We decided it might be best to change the subject.

 

[SultanP]

It wasn't really a conversation... it was more a strange lack of one.

Me and a friend were staring at a TV for half an hour without saying anything. The TV wasn't on or anything, we were just staring at an empty screen.
Suddenly his girlfriend walked into the room and turned the TV on. Then we both turned away from it and started doing other things while complaining that she turned the damn TV on and that we were watching it.

That's so awesome, I love doing stuff like that. If it isn't planned of course. Nothing beats spontaneous inactivity.

 

[Emphraim]

Well yesterday I found an interesting AMV which I sent to a friend, this somehow got him to try to get into an argument with me over how he believes real porn is better than hentai and we argued about that for about an hour before we both decided thinking about an actual girl from school is best.

Yeah... not sure how a lot of my conversations start.

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

I challenge you to have a conversation with me that isn't weird.

Like for example did you know I'm sexually attracted to catfish on fire?

Now you know.

And knowing is half battle

And I was only one with a catfish fire fetish

 

[Yoshemo]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

............................................. Got a video?

.....I wish <///<

 

[Stoic raptor]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

Your friend had sex with his sister!!!!!!!!
Thats nasty. Whats wrong with him?

 

[Nukey]

this happened a few month's ago over xbox live.

Spoiler: disturbing conversation

"yo, Justin why did they change the pistol in halo so much" -me
"no idea" -Justin
"i don't know" -Cameron
"cam! did you do your homework?" -Cameron mom could be heard over the mic
"Yes i did you *****" -cam
"hey cam could you put your mom on the mic" -me
"sure, MOM THE STRANGE PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET WANT TO TALK TO YOU!" -cam
"hello?" -cam's mom
"hi, your Cameron's mom?" -Justin
"yes i am" - cam's mom
"are you a milf?" -me
"yes...." -cam's mom
"okay what did you a hole's ask?" -cam (back on the mic)
"Ray asked if your mom was a milf" -Justin
"Dude, DUDE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" -cam
"whats wrong with your mom? she's the one who answered yes" -me

 

[CouchCommando]

argued with a guy I was actually agreeing with for half an hour, drunk dumbass.

 

[Yoshemo]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

Your friend had sex with his sister!!!!!!!!
Thats nasty. Whats wrong with him?

He has an incest fetish and thinks shes hot

 

[Wildrow12]

I once discussed what colors tasted like with stoned Frenchman, a drunk Spaniard, and a stoned American, while I myself was sober.

You know, it was one of those rare occasions where I REALLY wish that I was hammered, just so that I didn't have to remember the sheer nonsense which arose from that chat.

 

[Insanum]

I challenge you to have a conversation with me that isn't weird.

Like for example did you know I'm sexually attracted to catfish on fire?

Now you know.

I am terrified of geese, But only when they fly & Honk. Im also slightly allergic to sheep. Trust me, You've got nothing on some of my conversations.

OT: "What do you think the sky tastes like?" <-- Whilst completely sober.

 

[ae86gamer]

I had a two hour conversation with my friend Jiffy (That's his nickname, his really name is Jeffery) on why piercing his butt cheeks was a bad idea.

It was weird and very funny.