Weirdest Request?

[Kurokami]

What is the weirdest thing a friend has asked you to do? I bring this up, because I had a weird conversation with this girl today. Her and I were talking about chorus, plays, that kind of stuff. Long story short, the conversation ends with her asking me to sing for her so she can hear how I sing. I asked her why repeatedly and all she said was she really didn't know why, she just wanted me to. o_o? Nowhere near the weirdest thing a friend's asked of me, but still the oddest thing in recent memory. So, in case you've forgotten the question, what is the oddest thing one of your friends has asked you to do? (I get the feeling this thread will have some disturbing stories)

Break up with her boyfriend, who was actually a friend too.

I'm confused, do you mean have you tell her boyfriend that she wanted to break up? If so, you should have told her to fuck off and do it herself.

It wasn't just telling him, it was literally breaking up with him, (as though it was me breaking up for him, for her) and why? it was fun. Besides I'm pretty much her *****.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I've been asked to help them pick out underwear, bathing suits, bras, determine how all of that fit, looked, and make x part of the body look.

You lucky quack...

OT: People don't trust me with anything.

Quack? Why, thank you! I do love the odd names for people like me, and it's been years since I've been called Quack, coincidentally one of my favorites.

The correct response is "I'd rather be a quack then a ducky".

Cookies if you get the reference.

Then I get no cookie, but I'm keeping Quack.

 

[Insanum]

Me and my friend in class 2 years ago:

[Bell rings]
Friend: Dude punch me! Quick!!!
Me: What? Why?
Friend: Just do it before when no one's looking.
Me: ...uh...okay
[Everyone gets up and leaves]
Me: [Punches friend in the face]
Friend: Thanks.
Me: Why did you want me to punch you?
Friend: I wanted my boner to go away before I stood up.

That was weird...

If it didnt go there & then, You have permission to be confused/scared.

old girlfriend of mine asked me if it was okay if she could get it on with her best friend (another female) and if I would watch...

I honestly had no idea how to respond to that.

Yes? Seems fairly simple. lol

A bloke at school once asked me to hold his pigeon. I was a little shocked when i looked at him and discovered that he was indeed holding a pigeon that he had just caught. Needless to say I didn't agree to his request.

I SO wouldve held that pigeon, Unless it was biting.

OT - A random girl once asked me to kiss her (i didnt, She was ming & i was 14).

 

[Deleted]

*shudders* That's what I was afraid of. It's odd, seems most girls don't like two guys together. Or so it seems....

Hahahahahahahahaha... hahaha... ha ha......


ha.

Its the opposite here, especially in high school.

 

[Icehearted]

For me it's a tie between two, and I don't think I can get away with describing either for fear of Ye Mighty Hammer of Ban. They're pretty explicit though, and really really disturbing.

 

[stone0042]

Um, nothing i can really think of lately. The other day 2 girls I'd never met walked up to me in the mall and asked me if they could feel my arms, but that's not crazy weird or anything...

 

[Insanum]

*shudders* That's what I was afraid of. It's odd, seems most girls don't like two guys together. Or so it seems....

Hahahahahahahahaha... hahaha... ha ha......


ha.

Its the opposite here, especially in high school.

And here, Where the hell does this guy live?

 

[Deleted]

*shudders* That's what I was afraid of. It's odd, seems most girls don't like two guys together. Or so it seems....

Hahahahahahahahaha... hahaha... ha ha......


ha.

Its the opposite here, especially in high school.

And here, Where the hell does this guy live?

What I meant was 99% of the girls at my high school will faint at the thought of two boys getting intimate, but would gag at two girls or heck even a straight couple.

On topic, my teacher got a request to only count every other question on an exam once. Boy she ripped him a new one because he obviously didn't study.

 

[Adinoman]

a friend of mine was required to write a song while applying for a job. She calls me and asks her to help write a song about "pink woolly mammoths"...

 

[InvisibleMilk]

I told an ex to get cancer once. Does that count?
Yes.
A friend asked me to tune her G string once. Then proceeded to stick her butt in my face.
Then she turned around and handed me a bright, red, cherry colored.

Guitar.

 

[Satin6T]

"would you kindly SHUT THE F*^K UP"
I know totally weird
I'm so freaking loveable

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

"HURT. ME. MOOOARR!"

Seriously though, I had an ex that wanted me to punch her in the face during business time... yeah that wasn't very sexy.

dammit, what game character says that?


The weirdest thing i've ever been asked by a friend would probably be to let her blow me. THe reason it was weird is because we'd neer had a conversation involving sex before XD

 

[Darkmark44]

Was asked to spy on another friend for him... I just told him to do it himself and not get me involved.

 

[Raiha]

"HURT. ME. MOOOARR!"

Seriously though, I had an ex that wanted me to punch her in the face during business time... yeah that wasn't very sexy.

dammit, what game character says that?


The weirdest thing i've ever been asked by a friend would probably be to let her blow me. THe reason it was weird is because we'd neer had a conversation involving sex before XD

grey fox.

i was asked to look for ass worms from a friend befor. i respectfully declined and told him he should go see a doctor. turns out he just hadn't showered for about 3 days.

 

[Insanum]

I told an ex to get cancer once. Does that count?
Yes.
A friend asked me to tune her G string once. Then proceeded to stick her butt in my face.
Then she turned around and handed me a bright, red, cherry colored.

Guitar.

Is it wrong that i thought Guitar BEFORE a G string. Im spending FAR to much time around guitarists ¬¬

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Give me herpes!"


I'd have to get it first

 

[Evilbunny]

One time at a party this random chick came up to me and asked me to make sure she drank a lot of water or else she would die. I was pissed. I didn't even want to be the designated driver.

 

[T5seconds]

Um, nothing i can really think of lately. The other day 2 girls I'd never met walked up to me in the mall and asked me if they could feel my arms, but that's not crazy weird or anything...

... basterd

All I can think of these girls are looking at me and they start to laugh randomly and one girl started coming over to me and the girl asks me to kiss her hand and told me to take her outside...

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

You want me to put my dingaling in your fairycave...Are you mad woman?!? - Kudos for reference.

OT: Ive had people ask me to sing to, Its surprising how many people ask you,And you immediately forget every song you know immediately.

Damn that sounds so familiar, what's it from? And like I said it isn't the weirdest thing I've been asked, it just struck me as odd and random.

Someone will get it, Its hardly Obscure.

Bah, making me wait for a response. I'll think of it eventually.

Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week.

OT: Not exactly weird, more like retarded...
"You play music, right? Can you try out my new trumpet and see if everything's working properly before I start learning?"
It'd be a fair enough request if I actually PLAYED a brass instrument (the sax is a wind instrument, damn it) but music isn't just a generic ability to play any instrument.

 

[Juven Ignus]

Not really the request that was weird, just the outcome.
My friend comes running up to me during school holding a binder.
Friend: "Hide this!"
Me: "Okaaaay..." I take the binder and inspect it, seeing it's my other friend's binder. I hide in the boy's bathroom where she can't get me and hear her outside.
Other friend: "Dammit I know you're in there! Gimmie my binder or I'll set you on fire and beat the s*$% outta outta you!" I cowered for a while until she left, pondering her punishment to me. Set me on fire AND beat me?