Weirdest thing your partner has done

[DemonicVixen]

Today my boyfriend and i were waiting for my bus, and suddenly he decided to sing Dead or Alive's You Spin Me Right Round in my ear softly. I stood stunned for a few minutes and couldnt help but laugh (and i cant exactly say he was in tune either). How on earth he thought of that i dont know because he had his dance music on.

Anyway, whats the weirdest or funniest thing your partner has ever done to you??


(ps, yeah i know its not that weird but when you dont expect it, it is pretty funny and strange)

 

[BonsaiK]

An ex-partner of mine flirted with me before we were going together by picking my nose. Strangely, although it was kinda gross, her strategy totally worked.

 

[dbmountain]

While my girlfriend and I are watching TV, we like to whisper random lines from the show we're watching not each other's ears just for laughs. For example, we were watching a cooking show the other day and my girlfriend decided to erotically whisper "Toss the apples in cinnamon"
I dunno, we always get a good laugh out of it >.>

 

[Aux]

We would have farting contests.

 

[NotAPie]

My ex use to make me eat a lot of food.
Why? Because she had a thing for my belly.

 

[Jack Of Herts]

Steal from me

anything that wasn't nailed down was hers

(Whats weird is that this was before we started dating...apperantly the fastest route to my heart is to steal all thats in between)

 

[DividedUnity]

my boyfriend once told me and i quote "i reckon if you were a video game you'd definatly be battlestations midway" i said thank you i guess
seriously what the hell does that mean

I assume it was some reference to your private parts being midway on your body.

Anyway OT: None of my past partners have ever done anything really wierd to me I feel left out

 

[redblinky]

my boyfriend once told me and i quote "i reckon if you were a video game you'd definatly be battlestations midway" i said thank you i guess
seriously what the hell does that mean

He was complimenting you on your ability to suck well.. frequently... or alot... all admirable traits

 

[Legion]

My ex use to make me eat a lot of food.
Why? Because she had a thing for my belly.

For some reason that seems ultra creepy as you have that avatar.

 

[NotAPie]

My ex use to make me eat a lot of food.
Why? Because she had a thing for my belly.

For some reason that seems ultra creepy as you have that avatar.

DAMN YOU.
Now I'm scared of my own avatar.

 

[dbmountain]

While my girlfriend and I are watching TV, we like to whisper random lines from the show we're watching not each other's ears just for laughs. For example, we were watching a cooking show the other day and my girlfriend decided to erotically whisper "Toss the apples in cinnamon"
I dunno, we always get a good laugh out of it >.>

Interestingly enough, cinnamon is my safety word.

Well jeez, maybe the apple pie they were cooking on the television was just too much for her, ahaha

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Throw all of my clothes onto next doors garage roof for talking in my sleep.

I am not with that particular lady anymore, if anyone wants her I can furnish you with her address.

 

[daftalchemist]

I sleep naked, and while lying in bed my boyfriend once said to me "You are so hot. You should work out". I know he meant it in a kind manner in that working out would be good for me and make me look even better, but at the time I just kind of stared at him with a cocked eyebrow until he slowly realized how terribly what he said could have been taken. Then I reminded him that he's fortunate I'm not the type of girl to automatically assume the worst from her boyfriend's oddball statements, lol.

 

[Urgh76]

Hide notes from me.......... RAGE!!!!

 

[Royta]

Sold her pet bird which she loved, because she loved it. To this day, I still can't understand why.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I had an ex that stuck both her thumbs up... you get the idea.

I was not pleased.

Hmmm... thats about it. I do most of the weird shit in my relationships.

 

[zohmbee]

Not a partner, but a friend of mine. We were talking about the new Prince of Persia game and, in the middle of talking, he randomly leaned forward and started biting my neck. I was confused but when you like being bitten like I do you only wonder for about... two seconds. Y'know, before you start enjoying it. I bit his lip but it didn't go any farther than that, and we kept talking afterward like nothing had even happened.

We're weird.

 

[ObsessiveSketch]

I sleep naked, and while lying in bed my boyfriend once said to me "You are so hot. You should work out". I know he meant it in a kind manner in that working out would be good for me and make me look even better, but at the time I just kind of stared at him with a cocked eyebrow until he slowly realized how terribly what he said could have been taken. Then I reminded him that he's fortunate I'm not the type of girl to automatically assume the worst from her boyfriend's oddball statements, lol.

*groan* I have to be careful what I say. Comments like those will put me in the doghouse-at-the-back-of-her-mind until the cows come home.

OT: Um...too much random weird stuff to say. I suppose I'm usually the weirdo instigator though

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Never been in any relationship, so I lack any stories.

Pity the guy with no love.

 

[EeveeElectro]

One licked up the front of my neck and bite my shoulder during sex. There's probably more but I can't think of any.
If you asked him to list the weird things I do, the list would never end.