Welcome to Fallout town: What do you do now?

[Fuselage]

Use my knowledge of great literature and pulp novels to teach children to read.

 

[skrillbak]

Well I am a historian and I enjoy scavenging now (you find a bit of treasure in trash) so I guess I will become one of the iconic scavengers we all know and love from the Fallout Universe.

Which probably means I will be killed by one of thousands of angry drug addicted raiders...

Yay!

 

[dibblywibbles]

I dunno. I can hunt, fish, spent a lot of time portaging so light weight camping is easy for me. surviving the wilderness wouldn't be too bad. I guess I would go where I was needed. don't get me wrong though, I have no problems shooting things first and asking questions later. I'm a pretty good judge of character and know how to talk as well so... maybe that's why those games always appealed to me. if your whole existence is survival I think I'd makes a pretty good run at it. then eventually get shot in the back, or the front but someone would kill me. they'd want my sweet golden gecko pelts.

 

[Viral_Lola]

*dones trench coat and carries a gun.
It's a big world out there.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Shit I have no skills I can use in fallout land... Find someone to teach me to shoot, steal a gun and some ammo and seek out a career as a hunter; hopefully just nightstalkers, geckos and lower level stuff...At least until I make enough money to buy a Anti-Material rifle...Then I crouch walk then climb up onto a rocky ledge and begin the process of killing every last deathclaw in the wasteland

 

[RobCoxxy]

I'm a damn good shot with a rifle.

Other than that, third year Film Production Undergerad. So that's a bit useless in post-apocalyptia.

 

[Lerasai]

Die. Horribly. Within the first ten minutes. I have literally no skills that would be useful in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and my physique is... less than ideal for surviving anything more jarring than a gentle shove.

All this and the fact that as a ginger I am literally a walking white and red target add up to my fighting chance in Fallout being: "Ahahaha, no. *God* no. Go play with this tissue and be careful not to get any paper-cuts from it."

 

[similar.squirrel]

Kill myself. I would not like to live in such a dirty, hopeless world.

 

[Ghengis John]

I don't know how to do anything, but I'm a meaty man and a great public speaker. So the first thing I propose we do is build a wall. (provided there's water here?) Yes sir, a wall will keep out undesirables and animals alike. From Barter Town to Shady Sands all the best settlements start with a wall.

I'd become a supermutant(and not a dumb one since I'm a purestrain human)

Yeah the odds of that happening right after the bomb are pretty low, you'd have too many rads in your system and probably have been exposed to the irradiated FEV since we're not sitting pretty in a vault :/.

 

[baconbaby299]

Get some friends together with a couple of guns and hunt things for meat

 

[rvbnut]

Well I'd probably try to gather a group of people with different skill sets and hope for the best

 

[k-ossuburb]

What I usually do whenever I play a Fallout game.

 

[Von Strimmer]

Sine we're all in this together? I would flee to the wasteland and find the thread town of beautiful ladies. Seriously all these guys in one area? going to be a civil war sooner or later. TO THE WASTELAND!

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

Creative Writing, so, I have to go wasteland obviously, as I have no useful skills.

 

[Baldry]

I'd save the game, don't want to die! Anyway as fair as help goes I'm fairly adaptable, I know a bit of survival and could probably be trained in guns to help defend our fine home. But after a while I'd probably begin exploring and return some day, find the town destroyed and go find the fuckers that killed you all extracting revenge and dying in blaze of glory!

Sneak through the Wastes until I can find a town, then steal everything that isn't nailed down and sell it. Repeat until I have enough for a gun. Then see where I can find a silenced sniper rifle. Then sit in a tower and be loved by one and all for shooting passing wildlife and defending the town.

Well according to my story you did a piss poor job of defending the town son!

What? Dad, I was with you exploring the whole time! I've only got a shitty varmint rifle, but I hear you can buy all kinds of stuff up in North Vegas/Down in Rivet City, so I asked to make a detour! Honestly dad, you need to lay off the mentats. You can barely concentrate on one thing at a time unless you've had a handful. :/

[small][small]Rassa frassa![/small][/small] Get over it ya' jet fiend, your addiction nearly got us killed when we were hunting those damn Deathclaws, that and the fact we missed the Alpha at the end of the canyon.

But dad, it helps smooth everything over! I saved us both when I shot the Mother Deathclaw 5 times in the face before it saw us! At least I have enough money and sense to know when I'm addicted and go see the doctor. Humph.

Find the biggest baddest mofo with the most guns and marry him.

I'd be pretty useless myself but I'm pretty good with technology and mechanics. I have a History BA and a computer science BSc

Afternoon luv. *doffs cap* ;D
I'm not quite the baddest mofo, I love my mum and protect the town. But I'm a dab hand at shooting things in the face from a distance, shooting things in the torso from a distance, and cooking!

Sorry don't mind the boy, he's a sex pest!

And as for you boy you only have the money I gave you and I'm not addicted, they help! Think of me as Father Elijah just less tech' know how and less "I want to kill everyone" mentality! And you say you protect this town but last time I checked it was on fire!

Oh no I'm not! I'm a take to dinner and then marry the shit out of pest!

And the money I got while you were busy 'haggling' with that shopkeeper for some more mentats. I cleaned the whole town out while you were trying to form logical sentences!

Oh yeah go marrying random strangers, I thought I raised you better back in the Vault!

Oh well at least I don't go around stealing from our friends and have the common courtesy to wait till they're dead!

But I need somebody to keep my gun working! Hurhur, accidental double entendre. ^^

Pff. Since when was old Mrs. Frost our friend? We all knew we'd have killed each other and nicked their stuff years ago if we weren't so evenly matched and she didn't have a Laser RCW.
And yeah, you wait until the bullet you just shot hits them in the groin and then you take thir stuff. At least I only take what I need, leaving them alive with a good chance of survival!

You can handle that yourself!

Please you betrayed me and help the shit out of her, I would've died if not for my Awesomeitis! And I only kill the baddies, don't lie to me monkey man!

But I'd have to practice and learn how everything works and that takes ages.

Dad, that was a dream you had when you hit your head falling off the toilet! You told me all about it in vividly disturbing detail while I was having breakfast.

Wait...what...

I've never used a toilet in my life! I pee in the wind! And that's because you're a spy, thankfully I don't care.

 

[beniki]

Well, I'm a teacher. So I guess I'd grab the nearest rifle and start gunning down everything in sight, whilst looting the bodies. That's what everyone else does right?

Nah seriously, I'd probably set up a school, teaching people how to read and such. Wouldn't be a bad life, and hopefully I'd have grateful students bring me back interesting stuff they find out in the Wasteland. You know... because I'm the guy with the book learnin' and would be knowledgeable about all kinds of stuff.

Probably wouldn't last long in a town full of thieves and gun men, but hopefully they could see the merit in keeping someone around to teach their kids.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd save the game, don't want to die! Anyway as fair as help goes I'm fairly adaptable, I know a bit of survival and could probably be trained in guns to help defend our fine home. But after a while I'd probably begin exploring and return some day, find the town destroyed and go find the fuckers that killed you all extracting revenge and dying in blaze of glory!

Sneak through the Wastes until I can find a town, then steal everything that isn't nailed down and sell it. Repeat until I have enough for a gun. Then see where I can find a silenced sniper rifle. Then sit in a tower and be loved by one and all for shooting passing wildlife and defending the town.

Well according to my story you did a piss poor job of defending the town son!

What? Dad, I was with you exploring the whole time! I've only got a shitty varmint rifle, but I hear you can buy all kinds of stuff up in North Vegas/Down in Rivet City, so I asked to make a detour! Honestly dad, you need to lay off the mentats. You can barely concentrate on one thing at a time unless you've had a handful. :/

[small][small]Rassa frassa![/small][/small] Get over it ya' jet fiend, your addiction nearly got us killed when we were hunting those damn Deathclaws, that and the fact we missed the Alpha at the end of the canyon.

But dad, it helps smooth everything over! I saved us both when I shot the Mother Deathclaw 5 times in the face before it saw us! At least I have enough money and sense to know when I'm addicted and go see the doctor. Humph.

Find the biggest baddest mofo with the most guns and marry him.

I'd be pretty useless myself but I'm pretty good with technology and mechanics. I have a History BA and a computer science BSc

Afternoon luv. *doffs cap* ;D
I'm not quite the baddest mofo, I love my mum and protect the town. But I'm a dab hand at shooting things in the face from a distance, shooting things in the torso from a distance, and cooking!

Sorry don't mind the boy, he's a sex pest!

And as for you boy you only have the money I gave you and I'm not addicted, they help! Think of me as Father Elijah just less tech' know how and less "I want to kill everyone" mentality! And you say you protect this town but last time I checked it was on fire!

Oh no I'm not! I'm a take to dinner and then marry the shit out of pest!

And the money I got while you were busy 'haggling' with that shopkeeper for some more mentats. I cleaned the whole town out while you were trying to form logical sentences!

Oh yeah go marrying random strangers, I thought I raised you better back in the Vault!

Oh well at least I don't go around stealing from our friends and have the common courtesy to wait till they're dead!

But I need somebody to keep my gun working! Hurhur, accidental double entendre. ^^

Pff. Since when was old Mrs. Frost our friend? We all knew we'd have killed each other and nicked their stuff years ago if we weren't so evenly matched and she didn't have a Laser RCW.
And yeah, you wait until the bullet you just shot hits them in the groin and then you take thir stuff. At least I only take what I need, leaving them alive with a good chance of survival!

You can handle that yourself!

Please you betrayed me and help the shit out of her, I would've died if not for my Awesomeitis! And I only kill the baddies, don't lie to me monkey man!

But I'd have to practice and learn how everything works and that takes ages.

Dad, that was a dream you had when you hit your head falling off the toilet! You told me all about it in vividly disturbing detail while I was having breakfast.

Wait...what...

I've never used a toilet in my life! I pee in the wind! And that's because you're a spy, thankfully I don't care.

Talking about weaponry and tech dad. Stay with the conversation.

Mr. Heath next door said you were climbing up to try and stab a pigeon through the window above the toilet. Then you let go of the sill to stab it and fell down.

 

[liveslowdiefast]

Whore myself out. all day long.

 

[Jedamethis]

Well, I'm a teacher. So I guess I'd grab the nearest rifle and start gunning down everything in sight, whilst looting the bodies. That's what everyone else does right?

Nah seriously, I'd probably set up a school, teaching people how to read and such. Wouldn't be a bad life, and hopefully I'd have grateful students bring me back interesting stuff they find out in the Wasteland. You know... because I'm the guy with the book learnin' and would be knowledgeable about all kinds of stuff.

Probably wouldn't last long in a town full of thieves and gun men, but hopefully they could see the merit in keeping someone around to teach their kids.

I'd stab any man who stabbed you, sir. *doffs cap* And that's a promise. Might be trouble if you get shot from a distance I can't see who it is, course, but I don't reckon any idiot who'd kill you can afford a fancy rifle.
I'm not a knowledgable man an' I'd like my children to be sophisticated, thank yer.

 

[Jordie Hargreaves]

i would hop on and be a deputy in that town im pretty good with a gun but fail at giving orders being under someone elses command would fit me fine maybe support the roof sniper