Well that date was weird...
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Only an amateur buries bodies in their own backyard.OlasDAlmighty said:
Bury them in the neighbour's backyard instead to throw suspicion off.
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Stop looking at me like that, it's not like backpackers are real people.
Wat?SaetonChapelle said:
That's just... not right. Egads.
**cringes**SaetonChapelle said:
Seriously, I was waiting for him to turn out to be a serial killer. The friends with muscles thing is somehow weirder and more frightening.
Wow. That was impressively bad. You may need to enter Witness Protection.SaetonChapelle said:
....SaetonChapelle said:
Yeah, no, sorry; I've got nothing that can match that. My bad dates have mostly just been dull, not anything so bizarre as you experienced. The weird ones were generally good dates, even if things weren't so good later.
I think the most awkward one I have is this:
Way back in highschool, I came out as bisexual by dating this girl from another school who I met at a football game (I was in the Band). She had a car which is where most of our early dates took place.
And then she took me home to meet her parents and I discovered something - her sexy accent wasn't just charming affect, she and her family were from Georgia. They were southern conservative republicans who owned guns. Lots of guns.
She introduced me to her mother, father, and grandmother as a friend. Then she took me to her bedroom to "watch Grease" - and yes, she actually put the movie on, it was one of her favorites for some reason - and tried to have sex with me.
Lesbian sex. With me. While her conservative, gun-owning parents were one thin wall away.
I told her I really wanted to watch Grease (which is not a movie I particularly like). So we sat there, holding hands, her singing along.
Then afterwards she asked me what I wanted to do then, a sultry look in her eyes. But I couldn't stop imaging my brutal murder.
So we watched Grease 2.
The horror. The horror.
xD You're always relevant my friend. Never think you're not. And sadly upstate new york, where there's more cows and car dealerships then real people.Owen Robertson said:
I dunno which was the weirdest... the bird who had a screaming fit when she saw 2 blokes kissing in the cinema lobby or the bird who wanted to trade sexual favours in exchange for me beating the living crap out of her brother.
O.O That is one massively terrible movie(massive understatement).Bara_no_Hime said:
I love a lot of musicals but watching grease 2 would be close to hell.
As on the Uggs topic. They are rather popular where i am from and i think they look terrible. Always wondered why they became so popular in the first place.
Geeze, I wish some of the attractive women that come through the store I work at would show interest in me. Not that creepy an interest mind, just some interest would be nice.
Sorry I don't have any stories to share as I've barely been on any dates. ...which is really kind of pathetic since I am nearly 31.
Sorry I don't have any stories to share as I've barely been on any dates. ...which is really kind of pathetic since I am nearly 31.
Haha, I've actually never been on a proper date! Ever!
Wait. Oh dear.
I can contribute with a story of a friend where he visited her [My friend] and offered to take her out to the city, daytime, for shopping. She accepted, but brought along me and a few others as well. He was angry about that from the start, and then was overly touchy, angry, and generally a complete pr*ck to the rest of us, me especially.
Then, after she refused the 2nd date, he threatened to kill her. She doesn't talk to him any more.
Wait. Oh dear.
I can contribute with a story of a friend where he visited her [My friend] and offered to take her out to the city, daytime, for shopping. She accepted, but brought along me and a few others as well. He was angry about that from the start, and then was overly touchy, angry, and generally a complete pr*ck to the rest of us, me especially.
Then, after she refused the 2nd date, he threatened to kill her. She doesn't talk to him any more.
I posted these before in another thread, but Ill post them again, as I think they are very fitting. Also, Ill add in an extra story!
In my early twenties (/shakescane), I did a ton of online dating. Match.com, Eharmony, even Craigslist (UGH). I met some really, er... Interesting gentlemen during that time!
Anyway...
First one (surprisingly not an online date).
Next
New Addition, although it is short!
In my early twenties (/shakescane), I did a ton of online dating. Match.com, Eharmony, even Craigslist (UGH). I met some really, er... Interesting gentlemen during that time!
Anyway...
First one (surprisingly not an online date).
My friend set me up with a guy who was a bit older than me... I was in my early twenties, he in his thirties. We went on our first date, and had a nice time, so we make plans for a second.
We met up at a local park and proceeded to talk. During the conversation it came up that I never met my father (no biggie, whatevs). The guy gets a strange look on his face and goes, "Oh well that explains why you like me." Um...No.
I decided to let it slide and moved on. We started to walk around, and we come across a tree house or something. I remarked how fun it would be to have one of those, and he replied. "Well you didn't have a dad, of course you would." Strike two!
Strike three came at the end of the evening, we were talking over dinner, and he says, completely serious, "So, how do you feel about kids? I don't want to be an older father at those teeball games."
I paid my half of the check and left.
We met up at a local park and proceeded to talk. During the conversation it came up that I never met my father (no biggie, whatevs). The guy gets a strange look on his face and goes, "Oh well that explains why you like me." Um...No.
I decided to let it slide and moved on. We started to walk around, and we come across a tree house or something. I remarked how fun it would be to have one of those, and he replied. "Well you didn't have a dad, of course you would." Strike two!
Strike three came at the end of the evening, we were talking over dinner, and he says, completely serious, "So, how do you feel about kids? I don't want to be an older father at those teeball games."
I paid my half of the check and left.
Next
I met a guy on match.com (I have so many good match stories, but this is a quick one). He seemed nice, so I agreed to meet him at a nearby bar for a drink. I arrive and he is already there with some friends, sitting in a booth. He greets me and I join them, and everyone is super nice, if not a little drunk, including my date. But hey, it's Friday, we are at a bar, what do I care?
Something came up, I forget what, where my date began to tease me about it. IIRC, it was about getting up to go to the bathroom. He didn't want me to go, and I was joking with him. Fun stuff. That is until he, decided to put me in a headlock.
I don't mind physical contact, and I know he was only kidding, but due to his intoxication level, he misjudged his strength and direction, and promptly hit me in the mouth, splitting open my lip. At first he didn't realize it, and continued to play wrestle with me (I was laughing nervously, trying to pull away), until one of his friends say, "Uh dude, she's bleeding all over your arm."
He let go and immediately went to get me a napkin and some ice. I actually felt really bad for him, I know he was super embarrassed. I wasn't upset, but at that point I figured it was time to go. I tried to contact him after, just to let him know it was cool, but he never responded.
Something came up, I forget what, where my date began to tease me about it. IIRC, it was about getting up to go to the bathroom. He didn't want me to go, and I was joking with him. Fun stuff. That is until he, decided to put me in a headlock.
I don't mind physical contact, and I know he was only kidding, but due to his intoxication level, he misjudged his strength and direction, and promptly hit me in the mouth, splitting open my lip. At first he didn't realize it, and continued to play wrestle with me (I was laughing nervously, trying to pull away), until one of his friends say, "Uh dude, she's bleeding all over your arm."
He let go and immediately went to get me a napkin and some ice. I actually felt really bad for him, I know he was super embarrassed. I wasn't upset, but at that point I figured it was time to go. I tried to contact him after, just to let him know it was cool, but he never responded.
New Addition, although it is short!
Craigslist guy (only met one, never again). We make plans to meet at a restaurant. I show up and the place is packed. I can't find him, so I text him asking where he is. His response, "Come find me. I can see you." I politely tell him I'd rather not play that game (as I wasn't even sure how accurate his photo was), but he continued to text me with messages like "You're cute when you're flustered." "I'm still watching you."
By this point, I'm pissed and tell him that if he doesn't let me know where is he, I'm leaving. This gets his attention, and I finally spot a guy waving to me from the back of the place. I sit down at the table and notice there is a drink waiting for me (a cosmo if I recall). I take one look at it and say, "I appreciate the thought, but I'm going to order something different." He gets a really hurt/angry look on his face and says "But I ordered it for you! Why not?!?" As if I really need to explain? I just continued to shake my head and apologize. He gets really sulky then and replies, "Fine. I'll get you something else." Instead of waiting for the waiter he heads to the bar.
As soon as he disappeared from sight I collected my stuff and left. He texted me a few times, but I ignored it. Bitchy or not, I definitely got a bad vibe from that date.
By this point, I'm pissed and tell him that if he doesn't let me know where is he, I'm leaving. This gets his attention, and I finally spot a guy waving to me from the back of the place. I sit down at the table and notice there is a drink waiting for me (a cosmo if I recall). I take one look at it and say, "I appreciate the thought, but I'm going to order something different." He gets a really hurt/angry look on his face and says "But I ordered it for you! Why not?!?" As if I really need to explain? I just continued to shake my head and apologize. He gets really sulky then and replies, "Fine. I'll get you something else." Instead of waiting for the waiter he heads to the bar.
As soon as he disappeared from sight I collected my stuff and left. He texted me a few times, but I ignored it. Bitchy or not, I definitely got a bad vibe from that date.
Well, here's where it gets odd.
While I've had sex with three people, I've only ever been on one actual date. And that was with a girlfriend I only got to second base with 'fore shit hit the fan.
The date itself was alright. A movie. Not much was said during, but obviously that's movie protocol. Before and after, jokes were made, and she gave me a drawing of a wolf she'd spent ages on because she knew I love wolves.
So, that was a sweet and pleasant day. I should actually date more.
While I've had sex with three people, I've only ever been on one actual date. And that was with a girlfriend I only got to second base with 'fore shit hit the fan.
The date itself was alright. A movie. Not much was said during, but obviously that's movie protocol. Before and after, jokes were made, and she gave me a drawing of a wolf she'd spent ages on because she knew I love wolves.
So, that was a sweet and pleasant day. I should actually date more.
I think the unexpected part of this came from how even tempered she was while we had been dating. It wasn't a short relationship and although things never got 'physical' so to speak, she had never acted like that before. It was a bit odd, but perhaps i did ask for it.ApeThing said:
I've never had a particularly weird date myself since I haven't really dated at all and have only ever had one girlfriend and that started very strangely.
I have had a very awkward date with someone though who I met on the internet when I was 13/14. This girl was a mutual friend of one of my friends from school and we had spoken for a while and she seemed nice looking so we went to the movies.
Now, this makes me sound like an arsehole but it turned out that she was completely unattractive (at least in my opinion) and it turned out to be incredibly awkward in the end, since we hardly spoke at all to each other.
After that date I spoke to her about once or twice and then stopped talking all together I think, I can't particularly remember.
I have had a very awkward date with someone though who I met on the internet when I was 13/14. This girl was a mutual friend of one of my friends from school and we had spoken for a while and she seemed nice looking so we went to the movies.
Now, this makes me sound like an arsehole but it turned out that she was completely unattractive (at least in my opinion) and it turned out to be incredibly awkward in the end, since we hardly spoke at all to each other.
After that date I spoke to her about once or twice and then stopped talking all together I think, I can't particularly remember.
Lol the OP's story is so freaking wierd....
I think the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me as a guy chatting me up for ages and then suddenly acting like nothing had ever happened.
I liked him so I was pretty hurt. I would have just put it down to me being 'not good enough' or whatever but he was the one coming on strong. Then one day he just acted like we had always been just friends and denied he had ever said anything romantic to me. It was like I was talking to a completely different person.
It was really confusing especially since I had only just gotten out of an abusive relationship. We are good friends now and I try not to hold it against him but I still feel rather bitter about it.
I think the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me as a guy chatting me up for ages and then suddenly acting like nothing had ever happened.
I liked him so I was pretty hurt. I would have just put it down to me being 'not good enough' or whatever but he was the one coming on strong. Then one day he just acted like we had always been just friends and denied he had ever said anything romantic to me. It was like I was talking to a completely different person.
It was really confusing especially since I had only just gotten out of an abusive relationship. We are good friends now and I try not to hold it against him but I still feel rather bitter about it.
o_o Leaving that date early might have been a good idea OP...
As to any stories...well this one time wasn't so much a "date".
I was in my room in a student-corridor (now got my own place, thank god) and I get an email from a strange adress I only vaguely recognise. Turns out it's one of the new girls from China that has moved in further down the corridor (there were 12 appartments in all) that I had exchanged maybe two sentences with until now and only seen once.
The conversation went something like this;
Her: Hey, you home?
Me: Yep, what's up? You need help? (I was kind of the handy-man there)
Her: Could I come over?
Me: Huh? Sure, is it something serious?
Her: I'm horny.
Me: ...oh? And you want me to...? (I MAY have entered a wink at this point...shut up, don't judge me. ;-) )
Her: Have sex.
After that it was a pretty short conversation before she arrived, bossed me aside, took over my computer so she could get it to play some odd music too low to hear, then jumped me...and proceeded to go limp as a ragdoll while I went at it.
...I didn't know losing your virginity could go from exciting and intense to outright dull so quickly.
Another one was a more "proper" date set up by my little sister with a girl who I had "so much in common with".
She spent the entire time talking about football (that's soccer for you yanks)which I had zero interest in, some comedian I've never heard of and whose jokes can't really be transmitted well by her, no matter how much she tried. I tried finding some common ground, but there were none that I could find before she returned to her topics.
Later, after dinner, she was going to take a buss, so I offer to escort her there...midway there she makes company with two random guys for a conversation half the way before graciously allowing me to take her the last bit in silence.
There was no second date...neither of us was pleased with my sister.
As to any stories...well this one time wasn't so much a "date".
I was in my room in a student-corridor (now got my own place, thank god) and I get an email from a strange adress I only vaguely recognise. Turns out it's one of the new girls from China that has moved in further down the corridor (there were 12 appartments in all) that I had exchanged maybe two sentences with until now and only seen once.
The conversation went something like this;
Her: Hey, you home?
Me: Yep, what's up? You need help? (I was kind of the handy-man there)
Her: Could I come over?
Me: Huh? Sure, is it something serious?
Her: I'm horny.
Me: ...oh? And you want me to...? (I MAY have entered a wink at this point...shut up, don't judge me. ;-) )
Her: Have sex.
After that it was a pretty short conversation before she arrived, bossed me aside, took over my computer so she could get it to play some odd music too low to hear, then jumped me...and proceeded to go limp as a ragdoll while I went at it.
...I didn't know losing your virginity could go from exciting and intense to outright dull so quickly.
Another one was a more "proper" date set up by my little sister with a girl who I had "so much in common with".
She spent the entire time talking about football (that's soccer for you yanks)which I had zero interest in, some comedian I've never heard of and whose jokes can't really be transmitted well by her, no matter how much she tried. I tried finding some common ground, but there were none that I could find before she returned to her topics.
Later, after dinner, she was going to take a buss, so I offer to escort her there...midway there she makes company with two random guys for a conversation half the way before graciously allowing me to take her the last bit in silence.
There was no second date...neither of us was pleased with my sister.
My one odd date? I generally don't go out on dates per say. I lived on campus, so it was more meet girl, hang out with girl, girl spends night, pretend to be in love, break up with girl, meet next girl, repeat tragic process. Ah, that was the life.
But I do have an odd one!
I met a girl at a HORRIBLE Halloween party (the police busted it, and please note I'm 21 and did not know there were minors present), and we exchanged phone numbers. We started txting and one day she tells me to come over and hang out, so I did. We ended up having relations about, ohhhh, five minutes after I showed up? Then we went to Denny's, where we conversed and actually had a good time. We ate our food, she paid the bill when she said she was going to the restroom, left when Bieber started playing, and then it got weird again. She had asked me to... take her to Wal-Mart so she could stock up on items. Just felt weird. We're not married, why are we going shopping together? We even ran into a classmate of mine who asked me "Is this your girlfriend?" and she had to blurt out "YEP!"
Weird, just weird. Sweet girl though. Might see her again.
But I do have an odd one!
I met a girl at a HORRIBLE Halloween party (the police busted it, and please note I'm 21 and did not know there were minors present), and we exchanged phone numbers. We started txting and one day she tells me to come over and hang out, so I did. We ended up having relations about, ohhhh, five minutes after I showed up? Then we went to Denny's, where we conversed and actually had a good time. We ate our food, she paid the bill when she said she was going to the restroom, left when Bieber started playing, and then it got weird again. She had asked me to... take her to Wal-Mart so she could stock up on items. Just felt weird. We're not married, why are we going shopping together? We even ran into a classmate of mine who asked me "Is this your girlfriend?" and she had to blurt out "YEP!
"Weird, just weird. Sweet girl though. Might see her again.
Guys do that especially if they're a bit of a douche, They'll string a few girls along and than pick one and ignore the others, or if their relationship is on the rocks, if he's deciding he might want to cheat they'll flirt with other girls like that.Moonlight Butterfly said:
Oh he definitely wasn't in a public relationship I would have told him to get lost otherwise. You might be right about the other girls thing though it's not like I'm psychic.disgruntledgamer said:
Mostly what was strange about it was that he was acting like I was crazy and I had just come up with it out of nowhere. It left me questioning my own sanity lol.
>That horror story was the story of you lost your v-cardSetrus said:
I am SO SORRY bro. You should always save the v-card for someone you care about... Then when they leave you become a man whore who sleeps with everything.