Well, that was a disappointing apocalypse.

[rutger5000]

What are you talking about?! All around me is fire and brimstone! I am watching a demon eat a baby! How did you avoid this?

Oowhs shit did we forgot to tell you? That's rather awkward. Eeuhm yeah you were supposed to go see this guy pete, but if the baby eating demons arived you're a bit late. Eeuhm Good luck?

 

[Wintermoot]

I was watching GITS SAC!

 

[King of Wei]

Hanging with the family cracking corny/lame jokes about the whole situation. It was rather fun.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

well if you must know, I was sharpening my weapons preparing for A zombie hoard to attack my house.

I am very disappointed, why dont zombies find my flesh appealing?

 

[SillyNilly]

Arrived at work at 6, nevermind that Rapture noise.

Had a good time, met new faces, never thought of this silliness once while there.

 

[Torrasque]

I was on the can at Otafest, singing along with 4 other guys who were in the bathroom, to the tune of Mr. Astley.

 

[Vryyk]

So guys, what were you guys and gals doing at the time of the apocalypse?

It was 3am here, so I was snoozing in bed with my girlfriend.

Sucks to be you, I was a Christian and got raptured.

 

[ryo02]

theres been hundreds of these over the last 2000+ years all passed

Hundreds of what?

end of the world rapture second coming prothecies

 

[erztez]

So guys, what were you guys and gals doing at the time of the apocalypse?

It was 3am here, so I was snoozing in bed with my girlfriend.

Sucks to be you, I was a Christian and got raptured.

What's the broadband speed in heaven?
Coz if we're talking anything under 50 megs, I'm staying down here.

 

[Mr Smith]

Considering the day I had, I kind of wish the Apocalypse did happen.

 

[Vryyk]

So guys, what were you guys and gals doing at the time of the apocalypse?

It was 3am here, so I was snoozing in bed with my girlfriend.

Sucks to be you, I was a Christian and got raptured.

What's the broadband speed in heaven?
Coz if we're talking anything under 50 megs, I'm staying down here.

56kb. I'm gonna try my luck down in hell quick and see if it's any better before I head back to earth.

 

[Artina89]

Yesterday I had a three hour exam and then myself and a couple of my friends went to go and get KFC. It was a stressful yet tasty apocalypse.

 

[erztez]

So guys, what were you guys and gals doing at the time of the apocalypse?

It was 3am here, so I was snoozing in bed with my girlfriend.

Sucks to be you, I was a Christian and got raptured.

What's the broadband speed in heaven?
Coz if we're talking anything under 50 megs, I'm staying down here.

56kb. I'm gonna try my luck down in hell quick and see if it's any better before I head back to earth.

Hell has GOT to have at least a decent T1 speed, I mean, what with all the porn and all...

 

[Vryyk]

So guys, what were you guys and gals doing at the time of the apocalypse?

It was 3am here, so I was snoozing in bed with my girlfriend.

Sucks to be you, I was a Christian and got raptured.

What's the broadband speed in heaven?
Coz if we're talking anything under 50 megs, I'm staying down here.

56kb. I'm gonna try my luck down in hell quick and see if it's any better before I head back to earth.

Hell has GOT to have at least a decent T1 speed, I mean, what with all the porn and all...

Yeah, it's running pretty good so far, I think I'll just fire up a video and OH GOD MY LOWER BODY LAVA EVERYWHERE HAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

Sorry Christians, you're still stuck here with the rest of us.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I think I was at my girl friend's place. Which is probably where I would be if it was an apocalypse...

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

Depends on the time zone. If it was my time zone, I was eating.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

12:04 and still kicking!

Yeah, Harold Camping, you went up bat and got your third strike.

Please, do NOT tell us that "God wasn't ready for it yet" like last time.

 

[EGtodd09]

I should have died over 25 hours ago. Stupid religious nut, wonder what he's got to say for himself, all this fear-mongering he's put people through.

 

[Knusper]

Well all the avatars turned into you-know-who, and that's close enough to a Rapture for me!

I was celebrating my imminent fiery death by revising for exams that apparently I will have no time to do.