Well, the numerical part is kind of obvious really if you think about it and consider my age. As for the Shoggoth part...Well, I'm something of a Lovecraft fan (not so much anymore; I'm more into Pratchett at the moment) Also, since this is the internet and only about 0.01% of your will ever encounter me outside of this format, I may very well be a shapeless, formless abomination. Especially when I express a point of view or opinion that you personally don't agree with! It's win-win everybody.