Wesley Snipes Developing Videogames From Prison

[Soviet Steve]

Wait, shouldn't he be frozen until 2032? Did I miss something?

 

[Ghengis John]

it seems like a pile of **** to me.

Write blade 4 in prison not a video game.

Games like this are bad they come from someone who has no experiance and often very little time to play games.

I could totally see them filming a Wesly Snipes film while he's in prison. "We're sending you to prison. Blade. Turns out there's a group of vampires formin' a new gang on undeath row *spit*"

"Ahhhh so that's why all the shots look like they're in a prison...".

 

[SirCannonFodder]

This game can't possibly be called "Julius Styles: The International" because the poster clearly says "The International Julius Wesley Snipes Styles". Honestly people.

Seriously though, that has to be some of the worst word arrangement I've ever seen on a poster.

 

[orangecharger]

I assume this is just basic development that's going on and the real motion capture voice recording bits aren't going to happen until he's out of jail. I did read jail there and not summer camp right? If they produce and publish this thing while he is in jail, I guess everyone who bought 50 Cent's game will have something new to play. It will likely be a PoS whenever it's released... I give it at 20% change of seeing the light of day.

Carton of Cigarettes... EPIC!

 

[WittyInfidel]

Oh, you didn't get the memo? It's five star, gym, running field, etc. All food and drink provided. Any education you may receive such as a bachelors degree is paid for by the state.

Dude, prisoners in general are better off than we are. I considered for a moment pulling some stunt with a gun to get me thrown in jail to get my degree, then remembered I needed a security clearance thing. But law is perfect for cons.

That's Federal prison, which is a happy, clean, safe place. That's where they sent snipes for his tax crimes.

A state run jail is totally different. That's where there are 40 people stacked in massive bunks in each small room, you get your manhood stolen by a plunger handle, and they're making wine in your toilet.

Not condoning crime. However, if you do something bad, make sure you get sent to Federal. State is where they don't have all the nice funding.

 

[WittyInfidel]

Wait, shouldn't he be frozen until 2032? Did I miss something?

We still have to make Stalone an actual cop first. And develop the "shells" for the toilets.

 

[The Random One]

I wonder if the first level involves tax fraud.