Hawki said:
Silentpony said:
40k Orks. Everyone needs space pirate hoolaggin fungus apes with a gestalt psychic ability to warp reality to fit their beliefs.
I mean any species that can have a Human mechanic take apart one of their guns and declare not only is there not port for ammunition, there is no firing mechanism and the trigger isn't linked to anything, and he still saw this gun kill 2 Space Marines(Its a Deathwatch story...) deserves more attention.
Mixed on the orks.
On the one hand, they're interesting from a physiological standpoint, what with their gestalt ability and means of reproduction. On the other, the orks, like their namesake, have no real culture to speak of. They're an unthinking horde where every ork is going to think and act the same way.
Yooo ZOGGIN WOT?!? Ya cheeky gitz... youz come over ere an say dat, and lemme give you a lesson in Ork Kulture!
Yer gotz yer Evil suns, yer gots yer goffs, bad moons, deff skulls, yer snake bites, even dem oomie lovin blood axes!
Den yer gotz yer feebooter types, kult of speed, yer stormboyz, some of em even go off da railz and start worshippin Khorne. Den yer got yer bad docs, yer madboyz, yer weirdboyz, yer warpeads, painboyz, mekz, nobz, goff rockers, runtherdz, kommandos. Oh yeah, and da boyz, can't forget da boyz now can we?