What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[Tenkage]

I think we all know Yahtzee's first review here with Heavenly Sword's

"We may need you to play Twing Twang"

I looked it up...and its true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1UiakDDoeU

Seriously here is the Youtube Video for it... it makes no sense and she does it with a straight face too....so any other weird lines in gaming?

EDIT: Figure I include funniest lines as well, I keep getting funny ones, so yeah, weird or funny lines

 

[CloudKiller]

"Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?" from Fable

I can see no way in which this simile makes sense, how could a lemon even stand? and if it could how could you stand like one?

 

[No-Superman10]

The End's Death in MGS3, the line comes up in the subtitles as "I can return to the forest at last." but what happens is...

"I can return to the forebralgar *explodes*"

 

[The Paradigm]

May I borrow your earpiece? "This is scout! Rainbows make me cry!"
I've slept in the corpses of water buffalo tougher than you!
They're goin ta have ta bury what's left of ya in a soup can!

and probably any other domination line from TF2

 

[Tenkage]

May I borrow your earpiece? "This is scout! Rainbows make me cry!"
I've slept in the corpses of water buffalo tougher than you!
They're goin ta have ta bury what's left of ya in a soup can!

and probably any other domination line from TF2

I can agree with that

 

[Odbarc]

"Son of a submariner!"

 

[Tydanubus]

Pretty much every line in Just Cause 2.

Also, Twing Twang? Just... just... what?

 

[namewon'tfitin]

Mad Midget Five .
Do I even need to elaborate?

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

"Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?" from Fable

I can see no way in which this simile makes sense, how could a lemon even stand? and if it could how could you stand like one?

That's a fairly common simile (at least where I live). The whole point is that it makes no sense. I think.

Mine has to be in the FO3 Wanderer's Edition mod. If the Talon company aren't hostile they say 'bye' in the creepiest way possible. They pause slightly between syllables (yes I know 'bye' only has one, but no-one told them that) and the pitch is just weird.
"Buhye"

The worst thing is this constitutes the entire conversation. You talk to them and straight away you only get the option of leaving; "buhye" is their reply.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

"Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?" from Fable

I can see no way in which this simile makes sense, how could a lemon even stand? and if it could how could you stand like one?

English phrase, mate. Lemon = Idiot.

 

[Tenkage]

...None quite as wierd as that.

Twing Twang? What the hell?

I don't know either

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

The End's Death in MGS3, the line comes up in the subtitles as "I can return to the forest at last." but what happens is...

"I can return to the forebralgar *explodes*"

Indeed. It's only out-weirded by the eyes. Oh God the eyes! AAAARGH!

Ocelot's call is pretty unusual too. "Raawr!"

 

[vxicepickxv]

Wow, this far in and the old meme hasn't popped up yet?

Something about a base, some zigs, and all that.

 

[No-Superman10]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

 

[Kwaren]

Anything said in Two World qualifies for me.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Any lines from Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak in Oblivion, he mispronounces any long words he says.
"Lets us conversate on the matter."
"My daughter has been apprehensive!"
"Please search east of my sprawling abode. They have been known to vacate these premesis, I am most gracious and truly woeful."
"I am Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak, how may i persist you?"
"You found my belaboured daughter! I will tell Burz gro-Khash about your indentures! Here, take this. It has been passed down in my family for many generators."

 

[Tenkage]

Any lines from Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak in Oblivion, he mispronounces any long words he says.
"Lets us conversate on the matter."
"My daughter has been apprehensive!"
"Please search east of my sprawling abode. They have been known to vacate these premesis, I am most gracious and truly woeful."
"I am Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak, how may i persist you?"
"You found my belaboured daughter! I will tell Burz gro-Khash about your indentures! Here, take this. It has been passed down in my family for many generators."

*face palm* an orc should never be this articulate

 

[Xorph]

As said to me by a random Dark Elf chick in Oblivion "Do you know what the penalty for necrophilia is?" Me- "That depends, is it the first offence?" Her- "Well... Let's just say yes" Me- "Then about 100 gold coins" Her- "Okay, thanks! Just wondering, is all."

 

[mishagale]

Barry, in the first Resident Evil: "Well I guess I just go outside and be eaten by a monster!"
In context, with the terrible, terrible voice acting, it was pant-wettingly funny.