What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[Shoggoth2588]

Barry, in the first Resident Evil: "Well I guess I just go outside and be eaten by a monster!"
In context, with the terrible, terrible voice acting, it was pant-wettingly funny.

"WHAT?! What is this? Blood! I hope this isn't Chris's blood."

Resident Evil was a goldmine of weird lines. As for funny lines though? Here's a recent one some of you may have missed:


The line starts at 1:09 and ends at about 1:20. It made me laugh the first few times but is still a huge WTF.

 

[Irriduccibilli]

If no one else have posted this yet... I win
Ever played Deus Ex? Well good, check this out then
The line itself isnt that funny, its just the way its being told due to the circumstance

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Easily from TimeSplitters: Future Perfect.

*Cortez and Whatsername look down a dark trapdoor*
Whatsername: You go first!
*Cortez looks at her super-short skirt*
Cortez: Okay. :3

I'd look up a YouTube video, but I'm lazy.

There you go! I also second everything in that video.

 

[Hamish Durie]

Gladhos:how are you BEACAUSE I'M A POTATO!