What are the worst misconceptions you know of?

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ChupathingyX

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Fallout: New Vegas is an expansion pack for Fallout 3.
All Australians talk like Crocodile Dundee.
All Australians have either a koala or kangaroo in their backyard.

Everyone else has pretty much said all the others I can think of.
 

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Johnnyallstar said:
That Socialism isn't inherently flawed, and that Communism works in theory.
Dang you beat me to it!

I've been informed that to become a Marine I had to kill one of my own relatives in cold blood with a knife, we revel in murdering civilians, we're demons called up from hell to inhabit willing human bodies and to unleash a river of blood upon the world (a brief on in theater enemy propaganda a mix of one I got in Boot/Combat Training, and a highlight from one my buddy sent me)

I like that last one, surprisingly poignant and creative for the cave dwelling propagandist, he should apply for a job as a foreign correspondent for CNN...

I've also been informed that I'm a blood thirsty, baby murdering killing machine (random US Citizen, no idea what I did to set her off, I was just trying to get a sandwich...)

On that last one I'd just like to make a clarification on the whole blood thirsty thing, while I don't know every Marine in the Corps I've met a fair number and I think they represent the Corps well as a whole, and I have to say that most of the Marines I know are beer drinkers...
 

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StoneCutter said:
People thing that yin is the "good" one and yang is the "evil" one
Actually yin is "evil" and yang is "good"


BTW this is my first post, hello Escapist :D
Welcome, and may I say that I like your avatar. And stay out of the goddamn basement.

Crusnik said:
It's aerodynamically impossible for a bee to fly.

I hate that one.
Wait...bees can fly...right? Who believes they can't?
 

zehydra

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that tomatoes are a vegetable. lol, yeah that's all I can come up with.

Oh wait, for games: Old games aren't worth playing (because the graphics, usually)
 

Crusnik

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mazzjammin22 said:
Crusnik said:
It's aerodynamically impossible for a bee to fly.

I hate that one.
Wait...bees can fly...right? Who believes they can't?
There is a misconception that says that the field of aerodynamics is wrong, because bees are able to fly with wings that are actually smaller than their own body.

Fortunately, that's not the case. A bee's wings can be so small because viscous effects cause the wings to move far more air in proportion to their total size than a much larger wing would, effectively giving them extra lifting area. On a macro scale, which is where most people learn about lift, those viscous effects are negligible, accounting for less than a millionth of a percent difference on a wing. On a bee, where the wings would be measured on a scale of micrometers, the area of the wing can be effectively doubled or more.
 

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Barchiel said:
Here's one that I personally had until today. All forums devolve quickly into ego attacks, anger, and self-righteousness. This is one of the few times I've ever clicked on the forum posts to the right of my videos. I thought for sure this would devolve quickly with how people differ on their opinions, but everyone's been pretty respectful and even admit graciously when they're wrong. You guys actually made me join up. Rock on. =)
Welcome to The Escapist. The petty bitching, moaning and general unplesantness found on some other forums is not welcome here, so enjoy your stay without fear of having to deal with it :D

P.S. Stay out of the basement...I dont know why, but I was warned to stay away when I joined. Sometimes you hear muffled screams, but its best not to think about it.
 

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Athol said:
Barchiel said:
Here's one that I personally had until today. All forums devolve quickly into ego attacks, anger, and self-righteousness. This is one of the few times I've ever clicked on the forum posts to the right of my videos. I thought for sure this would devolve quickly with how people differ on their opinions, but everyone's been pretty respectful and even admit graciously when they're wrong. You guys actually made me join up. Rock on. =)
Welcome to The Escapist. The petty bitching, moaning and general unplesantness found on some other forums is not welcome here, so enjoy your stay without fear of having to deal with it :D

P.S. Stay out of the basement...I dont know why, but I was warned to stay away when I joined. Sometimes you hear muffled screams, but its best not to think about it.
Watch out for the strange meat as well.
 

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that there is no such thing as a "wrong" opinion. Hey guess what, I think that we live on mars.
 

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Well heres a few I can think of off the top of my head.
- That teenagers are all irresponsible, immature and irrespectable.
- That old people can't be idiotic, immature and completely irrespectable.
- That women can't have male friends.
- That men can't have female friends.
- That a man interested in dancing, art and fashion is auotmatically gay.
- That a woman interested in sport, automobiles and I dunno, carpentry? is automatically gay.
- That people such as myself who love death metal and wear alot of black clothing aren't as approachable and nice as anyone else.
- That video games and animation with alot of color and style can't be mature and as interesting and entertaining as anything aiming for realism.
- That anime doesn't come in many diverse forms and consists solely of soft porn, giant robots, and regular porn.
- That all furries are sick weirdos who dress in strange outfits and spend every day jerking off to disney cartoons.
- That anyone who enjoys "stupid" movies such as Transformers can't also enjoy and understand movies with depth, meaning, complexity and artistic merit.

I should also point out that I can see the humor in alot of these steriotypes and often find them as funny as anyone else, but eh the general genuine beliefs alot of people have that lead to these misunderstandings of so many things still really bugs me.
 

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I guess I'll address some of the things. Japan is kind of a weird place.

moretimethansense said:
StereoMike said:
Japan is the only country with 4 seasons.
You have got to be shitting me.
Really?
No really?
I'm sorry but, really?
That someone could possib... Really!?
Yeah it's really weird. It comes from this thing called Nihonjinron which basically means "studies on the Japanese people. Originally it started as social darwinism but with Japanese people on top instead of white people, but nowadays almost all of it's crazy theories are regarded as just that: crazy. But for some reason this is the only one that stuck.


Keepitclean said:
StereoMike said:
Well, I'm a Canadian living in Japan so I have kind of a long list of misconceptions people have about "foreigners". I'm not Japan bashing here, but these a pretty much held as truth by anyone over 30 or who has never left the country.

1. Foreigners can't eat natto, umeboshi, or raw fish. (note: that's "can't eat" not "don't like")
As in you don't have the right to or can't eat because you will die if you do?
Like we can't process it right or something. I've never gotten a straight explanation. The best one I got was from a Japanese person whose English wasn't great, telling me that it's not part of our traditional cuisine so it's reasonable to think that we can't deal with eating it. That's the clearest explanation I've got though. The best way to respond to a person who acts surprised that you like sushi is to ask if they can eat pizza, and they'll look all shocked and confused as to why you would ask them that.


bahumat42 said:
StereoMike said:
Well, I'm a Canadian living in Japan so I have kind of a long list of misconceptions people have about "foreigners". I'm not Japan bashing here, but these a pretty much held as truth by anyone over 30 or who has never left the country.

1. Foreigners can't eat natto, umeboshi, or raw fish. (note: that's "can't eat" not "don't like")

2. Foreigners can never speak Japanese as well as a Japanese person, because Japanese is the most unique language in the world.

3. Foreigners all speak English.

4. Foreigners do not know how to use chopsticks, and must be praised non-stop when it turns out that they can.

Oh and here's a bonus one, not about foreigners but still a hilarious misconception that is widely believed here:

Japan is the only country with 4 seasons.
well to be fair those are all fairly explainable

1) sushi isn't that common outside of trendy circles and japan
2) every language bums itse3lf
3) english is a very common language and most travellers to japan will speak it
4) ok this ones kinda dumb because it takes like 10 minutes to learn to use chopsticks

also lol on the final one. Thats probably down to the media portraying only 2 seasons (summer and winter).

sorry to pick apart your post.
Hey no problem, picking apart posts is all right with me!

1) I don't know where you're from so maybe it isn't common where you are, but I haven't been to a city where sushi isn't pretty much commonplace. I don't even know a single person, whether back in Canada or from other countries, who's never tried sushi. And anyway, most people who come from abroad to live and work in Japan love Japanese food, so it's still kind of strange why people would think we can't eat it.

2) Yeah that's the thing. Every language is fairly complicated, and to tell the truth, no one can speak a language as well as a native speaker unless they've been speaking it their whole lives, which makes them a native speaker anyway. But the thing is, the prevailing belief here is that it's only Japanese that is like that. Any other language is perfectly learnable, but Japanese is portrayed as some mysterious thing that non-Japanese will never be able to penetrate. It's quite strange. I mean I've studied French and Japanese, and in terms of the speaking aspect of those languages, Japanese is way easier. Writing is another matter entirely unfortunately...

3) Yeah it is the universal language, so maybe it works to try and speak it when you see a foreign person. The thing is though, it's a very common sight to see a Caucasian tourist/ex-pat with no English skill talking to a Japanese person (asking for directions, or how much bus fare is or something) in Japanese and the only response they get is one that comes out as extremely confusing broken English. The reason for it I think is that in the school system here, people are told that if you want to speak to foreigners, you need to speak English because foreigners speak English. And no one questions it until it becomes just an accepted fact that "non-Japanese = speaks English".
 

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oh so many, all muslims are terrorists, gays ruin marriages, atheists have no morals, the longsword is essentially a fancy club, all guys want sex
 

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moretimethansense said:
Tea - Love it, milk four sugars please!
Crumpets - With plenty of butter
Scones - yep again
Fry ups - I'm not allowed, but I do love them
Indian food - we just wouldn't be British if we didn't nick other cultures' foods
Chinese food - see above
Bacon Butties - yes, but this ones hardly limted to us
Black pudding - I hate the idea but love the taste
And after all that I'll pop down to the local chippie and have a fish supper with a cumberland sausage and a fried egg on top!

And yet appearence and personality wise I'm about as far from the stereotype as it is possible to be.
I've been craving a decent bacon butty for 2 years now! Can't make any good ones with American style bacon.

Anyway my contributions.
'Being Catholic means you can't and must not believe in Evolution!' - Not true
'You can only call yourself a hard core gamer, if you play FPS only' - Got it wrong here
'Girls don't play games. If they do they are fat, lesbian, men haters!' - Go play Rainbow Six Vegas 2. You'll be enlightened. Also most girls I've meet, do play games. A Lot!
 

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Oh, I got another one:

A man that is not interested in having or pursuing sex all the time is gay.

I get this one...a lot. I even wrote a little comedy sketch about it.
 

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Arkzism said:
all guys want sex
I hate this misconception! I sometimes want a sandwich or my ironing done aswell...

StereoMike said:
I guess I'll address some of the things. Japan is kind of a weird place.


Keepitclean said:
StereoMike said:
Well, I'm a Canadian living in Japan so I have kind of a long list of misconceptions people have about "foreigners". I'm not Japan bashing here, but these a pretty much held as truth by anyone over 30 or who has never left the country.

1. Foreigners can't eat natto, umeboshi, or raw fish. (note: that's "can't eat" not "don't like")
As in you don't have the right to or can't eat because you will die if you do?
Like we can't process it right or something. I've never gotten a straight explanation. The best one I got was from a Japanese person whose English wasn't great, telling me that it's not part of our traditional cuisine so it's reasonable to think that we can't deal with eating it. That's the clearest explanation I've got though. The best way to respond to a person who acts surprised that you like sushi is to ask if they can eat pizza, and they'll look all shocked and confused as to why you would ask them that.
So may they think its disgusting but they eat it anyway because of tradition, we all know how big they are on that. A lot of my white friends aren't too keen on raw fish dishes. I'm also a white Australian but I live in a very "multicultural" area so I hang out with Asians a lot. Seriously, you should see some of the looks I get when I mention that I don't like rice. They look at me like I just turned bright blue and say something like "What do you eat!?!".

I love raw tuna with wasabi and soy sauce. The fresher the better.

EDIT: Your post portrays the Japanese as major Elitists. Is it a problem or are these just minor things that make Japan Japan?


lacktheknack said:
Basically, anything that an anti-theist has to say about religion.
I would dispute this. Most anti-theists are ex-theists, myself included.
 

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Johnnyallstar said:
That Socialism isn't inherently flawed, and that Communism works in theory.
how are those misconceptions?

anyhow, i think a wikipedia article exists on this subject
 

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Valagetti said:
Trildor said:
That Napoleon was a midget. He was 5' 7", which is hardly a shrimp.
You serious? That was medium height back then.
Didn't know that.
Yeah he actually liked to surround himself with REALLY tall bodyguards (or so I've heard) he just looked small compared to them.