To quote one of my favorite movies; Head of State.
They had a speech written for me
about what the people need.
But you guys are the people.
You know what you need.
Better schools...
better jobs...
Less crime.
How many of you, right now...
work two jobs
just to have enough money to be broke?
That ain't right.
If you work two jobs,
and at the end of the week...
you got just enough money
to get your broke ass home...
Let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
That ain't right!
How many of you have children
that they call stupid?
Don't be ashamed! It ain't your fault.
I asked my niece the other day,
"What's four plus four?" She said, " ."
But that ain't her fault!
That's the school's fault.
If your child's school has old-ass books...
and brand-new metal detectors,
let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
That ain't right!
It ain't right.
And now we got these corporations
stealing all the money.
They ain't stealing their money,
they stealing our money!
The pension.
You work for years.
You thought you'd leave your kids
a will, now you'll leave them a won't!
You show up to get your pension,
they give you a pen!
A damn pen! What in the hell
am I supposed to do with a pen?
I should stab you in the neck
with this pen, Mr. Pension Taker.
Get your hand out of my pocket!
Taking everybody's pension,
and nobody going to jail.
That's some bullshit. Ain't it?
Meanwhile, we steal a Big Mac with cheese...
next thing you know, we on Death Row!
That ain't right!
How many of you work in a city
you can't afford to live in?
That ain't right!
How many of you work in a mall
you can't afford to shop in?
That ain't right!
How many of you clean up a hotel...
you ain't never gonna be able to stay in?
That ain't right!
We got nurses that work in hospitals
they can't even afford to get sick in.
It ain't right!
It isn't right!
That shit is wrong!
It's dead wrong!
I'm Mays Gilliam...
and I'm running for President
of the United States of America.
about what the people need.
But you guys are the people.
You know what you need.
Better schools...
better jobs...
Less crime.
How many of you, right now...
work two jobs
just to have enough money to be broke?
That ain't right.
If you work two jobs,
and at the end of the week...
you got just enough money
to get your broke ass home...
Let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
That ain't right!
How many of you have children
that they call stupid?
Don't be ashamed! It ain't your fault.
I asked my niece the other day,
"What's four plus four?" She said, " ."
But that ain't her fault!
That's the school's fault.
If your child's school has old-ass books...
and brand-new metal detectors,
let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
That ain't right!
It ain't right.
And now we got these corporations
stealing all the money.
They ain't stealing their money,
they stealing our money!
The pension.
You work for years.
You thought you'd leave your kids
a will, now you'll leave them a won't!
You show up to get your pension,
they give you a pen!
A damn pen! What in the hell
am I supposed to do with a pen?
I should stab you in the neck
with this pen, Mr. Pension Taker.
Get your hand out of my pocket!
Taking everybody's pension,
and nobody going to jail.
That's some bullshit. Ain't it?
Meanwhile, we steal a Big Mac with cheese...
next thing you know, we on Death Row!
That ain't right!
How many of you work in a city
you can't afford to live in?
That ain't right!
How many of you work in a mall
you can't afford to shop in?
That ain't right!
How many of you clean up a hotel...
you ain't never gonna be able to stay in?
That ain't right!
We got nurses that work in hospitals
they can't even afford to get sick in.
It ain't right!
It isn't right!
That shit is wrong!
It's dead wrong!
I'm Mays Gilliam...
and I'm running for President
of the United States of America.