What are you and why

[StandardFormation]

This is very simple. You say what race, creature, madeup fairytale, fantasy, or dream(Whatever you feel like) And say why. It could be:

Example 1: I would be an undead because i am pretty much skin and bones
OR
Example 2: I would be an ODST because life at home could kill you

 

[AvsJoe]

I would be the sport of baseball.
Explanation: most of the time nothing happens but on rare occasions I get all of the excitement in the world in one small period of time.

EDIT: is this an acceptable answer? It's by far the most accurate analogy of my life.

 

[rylus5]

<-- i would be an odst because i am! (odst ftw)

 

[cyber_andyy]

Ninja

Simply because I already have a lot of the skills.

 

[XJ-0461]

Male.

Beacuse I have an XY chromosome.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Male.

Beacuse I have an XY chromosome.

Burn.

OT: I am a saiyan.

I have the hair and I can scream for six hours while dying my hair blonde.

 

[Fraught]

I would be the sport of baseball.
Explanation: most of the time nothing happens but on rare occasions I get all of the excitement in the world in one small period of time.

EDIT: is this an acceptable answer? It's by far the most accurate analogy of my life.

Yeah, mine too.

 

[Azraellod]

i would be a contract assassin because it fits in so well with my other job.

 

[StandardFormation]

Well another one from me is I would be an assassin also because I have major sneak and athleticism

 

[COR 2000]

The Joker(Schizophrenic): Because I can be very serious/humorous/insane at the same time.

Well another one from me is I would be an assassin also because I have major sneak and athleticism

Spy!

... and it would be for the same reasons above....

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

i would be Michael Jackson because i already am. HEE HEE

 

[badgersprite]

I could be a Borg drone because, at less than one ohm, my resistance is futile.