What are you doing right the heck NOW?

[Loop Stricken]

And no snappy comments along the lines of "Why I'm reading this thread, you dapper gentleman of fine standing!" because flattery will get you nowhere.

Personally, I'm trying to get drunk, and failing miserably. Clearly my whiskey-soaked system has become immune to the comparatively-paltry effects of vodka.
As for the why, because I'm incredibly lonely of course!

So I posit to thee, gentle Escapist;
What are you doing, right the heck NOW?

 

[Pinkamena]

You know exactly what I'm doing. Talking with you magnificent people on ponychat when I should've gone to sleep hours ago.

 

[Loop Stricken]

You know exactly what I'm doing. Talking with you magnificent people on ponychat when I should've gone to sleep hours ago.

You're scaring the normals with your talk of ponies!

Quick! Mention something normal and non-threatening like alcohol abuse or your opinions on Chris Brown and Rihanna getting back together!

 

[Pinkamena]

You have an extremely triangular head. It's fascinating.

 

[Silver Patriot]

Checking what sales Steam is offering today.

 

[Hazy992]

Looking through Escapist threads whilst listening to Podtoid.

Don't listen to Podtoid unless you have a really sick sense of humour

 

[Loop Stricken]

You have an extremely triangular head. It's fascinating.

As an educated pony, you should realise that the act of opening one's jaw to accommodate a bar of chocolate would naturally distend one's facial musculature in such a manner.

Clearly your free education fails you more than my expensive alcohol.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I too am trying to get drunk.

I hope invain to play Mass Effect again.

...I could of been hanging out with a smoking hot red head but no... I choose this. This clearly must be what I want in life. *sigh*

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Taking a break from World of Tanks to catch up on the forums here since I haven't been around much lately.

 

[MasterMasamune]

Eating Cheetos and watching Game Grumps play NBA Jam.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I too am trying to get drunk.

I hope invain to play Mass Effect again.

...I could of been hanging out with a smoking hot red head but no... I choose this. This clearly must be what I want in life. *sigh*

Could have.

 

[Pinkamena]

I too am trying to get drunk.

I hope invain to play Mass Effect again.

...I could of been hanging out with a smoking hot red head but no... I choose this. This clearly must be what I want in life. *sigh*

Could have.

Sane has awoken the dwelling grammar Nazi! May Zeus have mercy on our souls.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Listening to hypermelodic progressive symphonic metal, drinking Franziskaner, and chatting with a couple friends.

Do you have any opinion on Coheed & Cambria?

 

[Silver Patriot]

Bankrupting myself on Steam.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Bankrupting myself on Steam.

Good man. Steam is one of those precious things, an oasis in the desert that is PC gaming. Until those console deviants wake up and recognise that we glorious PC master race are their, well, masters, we must nurture this fragile and delicate bud with as much water as we can spare.

Water being money, in this metaphor.

... actually, do you own literally no games? This year's Steam sale has been a bit pants.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

Personally, I'm trying to get drunk, and failing miserably. Clearly my whiskey-soaked system has become immune to the comparatively-paltry effects of vodka.
As for the why, because I'm incredibly lonely of course!

I am pretty much doing the same thing as you, isn't Christmas/New Years a great time to be alone? If you lived next door I would ask if you wanted to hit the pub, but nay, this is the internet.

 

[Silver Patriot]

Bankrupting myself on Steam.

Good man. Steam is one of those precious things, an oasis in the desert that is PC gaming. Until those console deviants wake up and recognise that we glorious PC master race are their, well, masters, we must nurture this fragile and delicate bud with as much water as we can spare.

Water being money, in this metaphor.

... actually, do you own literally no games? This year's Steam sale has been a bit pants.

No I own quite a few games on Steam (*cough*123*cough*) so this years Steam sale has not had much to offer me. That being said, I bought 4 games today, two of them a few times over for my friends, (who only recently got Steam accounts) which is 4 more than I bought up to this point.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Personally, I'm trying to get drunk, and failing miserably. Clearly my whiskey-soaked system has become immune to the comparatively-paltry effects of vodka.
As for the why, because I'm incredibly lonely of course!

I am pretty much doing the same thing as you, isn't Christmas/New Years a great time to be alone? If you lived next door I would ask if you wanted to hit the pub, but nay, this is the internet.

It is literally the best time, outside of Valentine's Day anyway.
Especially when your family's having a bit of a feud so Christmas Day was a fairly muted affair instead of the hours-long raucous get-together that it should be.

Apropos of nothing, milk really dilutes alcohol. I am far too sober for 4am, especially since I started drinking at about half twelve.