I'm apparently the sarcastic one. I barely notice it but apparently every other comment I make is some deadpan snark or something similar.
I'm also the one that the females of the group all go to for comfort and advise when their boyfriends piss them off in some way and as much as I hate to admit it, I kind of like being that kind of friend.
Oh, and the obligatory: I'm the slutty one. At least I was before Jordan. Now I'm just the flirty one.