What are your 5 things you need to survive a zombie apocolypse?

[JodaSFU]

In all seriousness:
1) A desolate getaway where no one in their right mind would travel, i.e. Northern Siberia
2) A crowbar
3) A water purifier
4) Five year's worth of canned food stocked at said getaway
5) A hunting rifle with scope

 

[massau]

1.anti zombie laser
2 anti zombie illness pills
3.a super energy shield that never fails
4.a town where the healed people and normal people can live
5.a working fusion reactor for the town and mine laser

 

[traceur_]

Lol, nah I think the solar jetpack is heaps more likely mate.

And way more fun.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

1 A Lancer. Full auto plus chainsaw for the win
2 Some sorta power armor with a built in comm link. Protects against bites
3 About a handful of rigged grenades or C4 for a last stand
4 Bullets for the lancer, many bullets.
5 A backpack or sack so I can carry food and water with me

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

1. mah iPod w/ infinite battery and a boom box for it (just play "I've never felt so alive" and they will die or "Don't Fear the Reaper")
2. G36C + ammo (fully pimped, scope laser sights, nade launchers, the works)
3. a snake gun (a revolver that shoots shotty shells)
4. a Talon (British riot vehicle much like a Bradley)
5. duos MP7s w/ ammo and fully pimped

also all my stuff needs spinners!!!!

 

[Swaki]

1 : a hand weapon like a crowbar or an kantana.
2 : a motorcycle.
3 : a long range firearm, probably a rifle.
4 : a map of the Swedish mountains.
5 : don't really need anything else.

 

[Mikaze]

1. Secret base on Titan
2. Person
3. Person
4. More people
5. Gun to shoot people when they inevitably start annoying me.

 

[Valthek]

guns
more guns
a lot more guns
food
a place where i can bottleneck zombies

 

[xxnightlawxx]

1. Terminator Armor
2. Right Handed Lightning Claw diced zombie any1
3. Bolter
4.C'Tan The Deceiver dont know why just want "it"
5. idk maybe some porn PP

EDIT: I PWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SLy AsymMetrY]

1.The Golden Army
2.Bruce Campbell (chainsaw included)
3.A floating castle
4.Handmaidens
5.An ipod touch that controls everything

Or being a bit more sensible:

1. Floating castle (A floating Playboy Mansion)
2. Infinite supply of bowling balls
3. A chainsaw-wielding robot butler that is encouraging & will NEVER turn against its master
4. A REALLY big TV
5. Lots of Molotovs in case I sprain my wrist from all the heavy lifting

Alternatively:

1. Suit of diamond armour that enhances strength+Agility
2. Fire sword
3. Ice Sword
4. Robot Warhorse with laser eyes & plays my own badass theme tune when i gallop along
5. A damsel in distress (who lives in a floating castle & has REEAAALLLY long hair!)

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

1. The Remover Tool (Garry's Mod)
2. ª ª « « © ¨ © ¨ B A
3. (If this is your scenario) Immunity from the disease
4. The Zombie Survival Guide
5. A guitar (handy for entertainment, or taking out zombies "El Kabong" style)

 

[yankeefan19]

1: Pipe Bombs
2: M-16 assault rile
3: car
4: passengers w/ weapons to shoot out of said car
5: directions to the nearest military stronghold

 

[TheFacelessOne]

1. Gauss Rifle
2. M16
3. Bag Containing PC, Painkiller, Fallout 3, Oblivion, Halo CE, and an Armored APC
4. Several Warheads
5. T-51b Power Armor

 

[Diceman]

1. Power armour Mk4
2. A power sword
3. Deadpool
4. CIDER hat
5. Caffiene!

Or realistically

1. A machette
2. Some nice think leather clothes (that arent too heavy)
3. CIDER hat
4. Caffiene!
5. A motorbike/bicycle

 

[Lolcano]

1.Chuck Norris.(he kicks ass, and don't really care if he dies)
2.Massive stash of metals
3.Metal Lathe
4.Food & Water
5.Portal Gun

 

[Washboard]

1.Tank

thats it... i've never seen a zombie with a tin-opener

 

[icedtea14]

1. A spaceship
2. Endless fuel for that spaceship
3. Endless oxygen for that spaceship
4. A full crew for the spaceship
5. And all my friends and family that will join my on the spaceship

Zombies can't fly in space right...well I hope not!!!

 

[SmartIdiot]

1. Air Rifle
2. Church Tower
3. Plants (for food and stuff)
4. Initial Supplies
5. Another comrade to do the other shifts

 

[Nanissimov]

#1 A basement, use your own kill your friends take his somekind
#2 Nachos with queso
#3 Crack
#4 A girl (Prefferably pretty but any kind will do)
#5 Pizza delivery

Optional: condoms

 

[OneBig Man]

Shotgun
Rifle
Ammo x infinity
a couple friends
beer

Actually, with those you can take on any challenge